The cautious do not live at all

A little bit of laughter. A little bit of tattoos. A little bit of sexual frustration Follow me on instagram: jazzy_breee

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"For those who've come across the seas, we've boundless plains to share" I wonder if Abbott just hums that section of the Australian Anthem?

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Fifty Shades of Grey -

Fifty Shades of Grey ... Or Fifty Shades of Placid, I can't make up my mind. "It was like a modern eighties porn"

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You know it's shark week when...

You can't even sing to your favourite song because shit is just tOO EMOTIONAL

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Holy shit Weird Al is back

GUYS GUYS, IT'S REAL, HE'S BACK!

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Proof That Curvy Women Are Hotter

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In the age of the rail-thin model, we feel that a girl with some meat on her bones is the best kind of girl. Let’s explore this a bit.

uhm theyre not even fat?

Back the fuck up you criticizing bitches. Why in the fuck do we have to say that "curvy" is hotter then skinny or that skinny is hotter then curvy? Why can't we all just be fabulous in our body sizes? 

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Proof That Curvy Women Are Hotter

[withasideof-sarcasm]

In the age of the rail-thin model, we feel that a girl with some meat on her bones is the best kind of girl. Let’s explore this a bit.

uhm theyre not even fat?

[teamrocketing]

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

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[kushandwizdom]

and then there are some who believe that old relationships can be revived and made new again. but please if you feel that way don’t phone don’t write don’t arrive.

Charles Bukowski (via kushandwizdom)

[weallheartonedirection]

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

[miome-decompression]

accurate caption is accurate

[observando]

Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.

Mother Teresa (via observando)

[laughcentre]

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

[sebastianfucker]

We didn’t even have Spring this year, we had Winter, second Winter, and jumped straight into the fucking sweat of Satan’s ballsack. 

[sexyyuglyy]

[taketheleadneverfollow]

THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.

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What's a sex article you've NEVER read but wish someone had written?

Alright Tumblr. Listen up. I want everyone to channel those late night sex posts, get their mind into the gutter and brainstorm with me. I want to write an article. A sex article. Like NO OTHER SEX ARTICLE. I want an article that no ones read yet. A topic that no one's broached. I want it to be so different it blows everyones sexually frustrated minds. So help me out:

what's a sex article you've never read which you wish you had? 

[bobbymoynihans]

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

[rinthedrowpriestess]

sometimes I get really stressed out because my body doesn’t match society’s expectations of beauty and sex appeal

and one night I was complaining about it to my sister and she said

"It’s not very punk rock to meet society’s expectations"

I think she changed my life