aphrodite

24 she/they lesbians only !!!! NO terfs allowed

[maxadecillion]

just because you chose this for her doesn't make it less real

[turnipoddity]

not me

[100493503004422]

embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this

[kusali]

Tweet of all time

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

a small collection

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[ahotknife]

is this a safe place to say i don’t care that chappell roan is rude and i think it’s fine if she continues to be

[angelsaxis]

lesbians, trans women, bisexual women, take my hand.......join me in biting everyone in the world

[gokusclit]

It’s ok to have blatant double standards that favour lesbians btw

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[pansyfemme]

whatever.

[pansyfemme]

i dont caaaaaare

[pansyfemme]

google search how to make someone explode

[withsappho]

i don't really go here but i was just at the olympics and got to watch a few hockey games so i've been seeing a lot more nhl posts than usual and everything i see about macklin celebrini online is like. he's the youngest person ever. he's the second coming of jesus. he's the saviour of his league. the weight of the entire world is on his shoulders. he just lost gold and that will stick with him for the rest of his life but right now he has to go and bake cupcakes. if i see that picture of his sad little kicked puppy face one more time i genuinely might end it all

[redsatinsheets]

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

[empty-left-deactivated20170928]

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun

[saxophonechihuahua]

im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post

[bogmonstergirl]

Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af

[arry-alleged-catgirl]

another graveyard banger

[doubleca5t]

[enki2]

[penandinkprincess]

"cooking with heat is the breakthrough technology" is a phrase that made me fucking CACKLE

[ceruleanheaven]

listening to music will have you come up with groundbreaking thoughts such as i love music. be careful out there