the shea mythos

they/them

[mr-magoriums-im-sorry-emporium]

if i woke up in taylor swift's body id tweet out "watching hetalia! it's SOOO funny" and turn my phone off

[suigintou]

taking out my anger on the people who fuck up my day at work by scribbling scary and inhuman architecture on a piece of paper. once i get good enough at it they will go there in their dreams

[funnywormz]

HAPPY 28TH BIRTHDAY THRESHOLD‼‼‼ here are the salamander babies celebrating

[tenmiceinacoat]

“oh you know him”

[vodka-bot]

[realest-slenderman]

i collected the pages now what

we hang out

[munchroome]

was watching a show called mountain monsters with friends last night and i lost my shit at this incredibly goofy edit that caught me off guard

[depsidase]

[braxiations]

[mercerism]

I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter

[scope-dogg]

This is still the most sinister post on the site

[cannibalchicken]

[gayweedanimal]

I'm like a cenobite if they were exploring the further regions of hanging out and chilling

[neuroticnecknibbler]

[a-daks]

I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

Keep reading

[ferretteeth]

I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again

[citizen-zero]

I think the funniest possible modern textual adaptation of Dracula would be Jonathan as a part time recipe blogger and you have to scroll through 10 paragraphs of the most harrowing thing you’ve ever read in your life just to get the recipe for paprika hendl

[omegaverse]

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

[omegaverse]

^ the gurgling farter

[iamoutofideas]

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

[omegaverse]

^ the jittering trembler

[mazeltron]

[omegaverse]

^ The nefarious anglerfish

[loving-parappa-always]

HATSUNE MIKU LOOK BEHIND YOU GIRL

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[thesheamythos]

Constantly in a state of trying to figure out how to start writing anything. Still no progress but we're trying!!