[fearpact]

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

[damianmcgintleman]

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

[futubandera-cl]

[counterpunches]

#it was already great and it just got better i’m dying

[latenights]

i whisper “what the fuck” to myself at least 20 times a day

[historical-nonfiction]

Vogue Actually Printed This Crazy Diet In The 1970s

[plum-soup]

you forgot the gram of blow you’re supposed to do before every meal

[aplacecalledorange]

The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

[txrantinx]

the last twilight movie came out in 2012. it is now 2018. i just want to know who the hell reblogged this 6 year old post onto my dash. because i love you

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

It actually made me go from hating the actors to loving them once I realized they thought the books and movies were as shitty as I thought they were

[yellow-like-lemons]

The only GOOD thing about the Twilight series was Kristen Stewart and the in-depth articles on her life as a child that came along with her Bella Swan fame. Let me tell you why. I remember reading a magazine article on how Kristen always used to dress like a boy. No joke. A literal dude. That’s how I knew she was gay. Because I did the exact same thing when I was a kid and look at me now. GAY. Thank you Kristen Stewart for literally helping me figure out who I am through you.

[tumblrrr]

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

[yunglupeonthetrack]

My 9 to 5

[tumblrrr]

[angel-withheart]

Reblogging for good luck

[winter-treats-deactivated202408]

thx thanos

[tumblrrr]

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

[son-of-drogo]

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch

[tumblrrr]

[elergythefox237]

Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier

[tumblrrr]

Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.

[sponges-do-dishes-at-midnight]

Reblogging to reduce gas prices by half

[tumblrrr]

[buttercream-gang]

That is well over half

[wholesomethanos]

[peteneems]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy

[anthonytheshuhite]

I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me - like, the very idea makes me want to laugh because it’s so absurd. I can’t picture someone constantly thinking about me or getting flustered when I smile or someone wanting to shower me with affection. Someone who anxiously waits until I text them and then smile when I do or someone who gets nervous when we are in touch because they don’t want to fuck up. Why on earth would someone do that because of me.

[pleasestopandrew]

[l00katu-deactivated20181015]

The only real question

[turing-tested]

me, holding the water gun with shaking hands, tears in my eyes: you’ve crossed me for the last time. you know the rules. it has to be this way

my cat, who has gotten onto the counter yet again: *purrs*

me, wiping away tears and steadying my hand: there’s nothing you can say to make this easier

[animalsnaps]

[animalsnaps]

[theanimalmemes]

“I have the ugliest laugh yet I have the audacity to laugh at everything”

— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

[dojacat]

Thanks Snoop

[autohaste]

Goodnight

[yuhimebarbara-deactivated202206]

Rhysand, A Court of Thorns and Roses

Patreon || Ko-Fi || Society6

[sarah-bae-maas]

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[nega-spark]

[carldangerous]

This really cool and then I turned the sound on and now I am… unsettled

[geekremix]

u shut ur mouth this was great