I Mean They

i love lying 🥰

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hornpoint]

have you all seen that movie poster thats like "People die, and that's fucked up. THE MONKEY"

[hornpoint]

i thought that they started putting up like posters for fake movies at amc to obscure the fact that nothing good has come out for months

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[sharkthinker]

[cicadaland]

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

[apocalypse-arising]

[goofstep]

mother of the costco guys is probably the most beautiful woman ever alive

[majorasheart]

She got that double chunk chocolate chip pussy

[goofstep]

Can you have some respect please?

[phonyhorse]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[jame7t]

They killed jimmy carter to hide the secret of the elves

[cryptotheism]

what is the secret?

[jame7t]

Oh no I’m not falling for the same shit he did

[cryptotheism]

[shencomix]

NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.

AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.

[emil]

dr peoper

[princess--bongwater]

[emil]

his pronounss are sh/eher

[princess--bongwater]

[wizardslut9000]

every side of an equilateral triangle is its base...

[sugarpallos]

[willgrahamscock]

the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.

[willgrahamscock]

calling her a “copy cat” when she didn’t do anything other than repeat 3 words is insane. her bail is set at 100,000.

[willgrahamscock]

as of now she’s facing 15 years in jail for ‘threatening’ the ceo of the insurance company that denied her claim. and isn’t that ironic? since women always get told that ‘threats don’t mean anything unless there’s action’ when it comes to reporting stalkers, ex and present partners who threaten abuse. but now a threat warrants this disproportionate action?

[ashenmind]

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

[ashenmind]

it seems not everyone is as patient as I

[animentality]

[strawbbykisses]

oh so you’re telling me the guy had a 3 page handwritten explanation of his motives and mindset and a gun and silencer that matches the description despite it being a week since the guy was shot? hmmmm interesting

[haru-dipthong]

original by @play-now-my-lord