hot tea n hubris

please have a cup !! 🍵 follows from @algaeelegy ~ pretty pictures reblogged to @clovecanyon

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[azalea-blooming]

you should care about kids because they’re people, btw. not because they’re “future adults” but because they are people right now and they deserve to be treated like people.

[maulscrafts]

^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls

^ shrimp in there

[samuelroukin]

[extremely locked out voice] i need to lock innnnnnn

[beware-the-werenerd]

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[mizuthe-cat]

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[dykeferatu]

stuck in a creative rut when i wish i was creatively rutting!! or something. whatever. puts my hands in my pockets and walks away slumped

[bnnyriri]

iron deficiency gang rise up (not too fast)

[valtsv]

snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

[valtsv]

that didn't work. okay. time for plan b *gets down on my knees and starts tying my hair back*

[8-8-8-16]

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[medievaljournalist]

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

[medievaljournalist]

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest