kill elon musk 2021

anna (she/her), 23 • lesbian, cis, white, disabled, fully endorses killing fascists • this is a captioned blog (to the best of my ability) • pod sideblog @lemfero

[thejadedkiwano]

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Operation Gay Spite has claimed its first straight relationship! I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder of anything in my life!

[calamitys-child]

Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory

[calamitys-child]

Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo

[calamitys-child]

An excerpt

[axe-fx-deactivated20200722]

tweet of the millennium

[wlwaubrey]

[ID: A tweet by Jon (@ArfMeasures) that says:

Therapist: What’s wrong?

Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I’ll be getting a divorce

Therapist: And who told you that?

Me: *tearfully clears throat*

/end ID]

[flowerinaflame]

[stuft]

[wlwaubrey]

[ID: A tweet from famous actor Vincent D’Onofrio (@vincentdonofrio) that says:

Pigs can’t look up.

But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

The comment added by @stuft is a tweet from Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) that says

“i want vincent d’onofrio to tilt me like a pig”

/end ID]

[chromolume]

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

[the-last-punbender]

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

[magicalboye]

I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[octodruid]

the teeniest aarakocra

(the first two are girlfriends)

[peripatetia]

[DELIGHTFUL digital drawings of bird characters in fantasy outfits (Aarakocra are the ‘birdfolk’ race in Dungeons & Dragons); two in plate armour (one silver, one bronze, to match their plumage), one grey-hooded with grey wings and beige body feathers, one green and purple hummingbird in a green wizard’s hat and robes with a purple-crystal-topped staff.]

[batmansymbol]

look, i’m not saying that i often confuse Jack Kerouac’s On the Road and Cormac McCarthy’s The Road; all i’m saying is that everyone would be saved a lot of trouble if there were just one book called (On) the Road by Cormack McKerouac

[batmansymbol]

#you wanna talk confusing books #i thought invisible man by ralph ellison #which is an incredible book about racism btw #was THE invisible man by h.g. wells #which is about a literally invisible man (x)

well, okay, but are you sure you weren’t reading (The) Invisible Man by H. Gralph Wellison, bc

[cockroach-queer]

okay but how about the time some guy in my Mythology class read The Metamorphosis by Kafka, a short story about a guy who turns into a bug, instead of The Metamorphoses by Ovid, an ancient narrative poem combining Greek and Roman myths. 

[batmansymbol]

the metamorphosises by kovkid

[em-niwa]

Rosewater print. 

insta / patreon / INGOVY webcomic / ko-fi

please don’t remove my captions xx 

[quinintheclouds]

ADHD culture is overusing ( ) and — and ; and … in everything you write because you have so many side thoughts that just GO there and wouldn’t make sense anywhere else

New tag game: are you a Too Many (Parenthesis) ADHD, a Too Many — Hyphens — ADHD, a Too; Many; Semicolons; ADHD, or a Too…. Many…. Ellipses… ADHD…? 

[medievalthymes]

personal playlists i’ve made that might fit your niche

a country playlist for a friend who is playing rdr2 but doesn’t actually like country

soft pop bops

bad 70s/80s music that i love a lot

early 2000′s nostalgia playlist for kids that were born 1995-1999 and dont fit with millennials or gen z

classical bops that didn’t need to go that hard

[medievalthymes]

more!

songs about witches, fortune tellers and strange things

songs that remind me of old gods waking from a long slumber

southern gothic

an oldies playlist with voices as sweet as honey

songs with the wild west aesthetic 

[fatsoupy]

every time u use the word worksona i lose my mind sbsnsn its so funny

idk where i got it from but i can’t stop saying it. my worksona is cis. she loves people. she loves christ and capitalism. her third eye is closed and ready for work

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[cornmaize]

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

[mukuharakazui]

Are you gay or Asian I'm confused which is it

anon i just want u to know that this is THE funniest ask i have ever received