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fictive culture is being a child in source but now you’re an adult and on one hand yeah i’m an adult i’m allowed to be horny but on the other hand if i see one more piece of sexualized fanart of me i am going to kill with hammers

x

#GOD. YEAG

sometiktoksarevalid

loth-catgirl

now that's a friend indeed

cipheramnesia

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

#incredible

actor john goodman: speaks

my goofy ass who wasn't looking at the screen: dad?

#every fucking time. without fail!#mary speaking #fictblr

neeetsocks-deactivated20191026

no language should be mocked other than french

gareauxtrains

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

teaboot

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

judgejudyofficial

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

genderfluidintake

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

boosyboo9206

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

professionalchaoticdumbass

mike oiseauxwski

littleshploinka

MIKE OISEAUXWSKI 😭😭

yourfavehaskenergy

Timon and Pumba from the Lion King have kenergy

Timon and Pumbaa from The Lion King have Kenergy!

weirdmageddon

take his ass to the squid ward

sallyhansenpacificblue

liam is the worst member of one direction but indisputably has the best tweets

sallyhansenpacificblue

notahorseindisguise

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

post-uwuifier

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

notahorseindisguise

i feel dirty after reading that

post-uwuifier

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

notahorseindisguise

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

post-uwuifier

When is it my turn to be happy.

feluka

heard loud purring while trying to sleep and turned the lights on to find my cat nursing from james sullivan

#did you have to phrase it like that HDKDHJSGDNDHS

assiraphales

rewatching monsters inc and sully n mike were such an old married couple. met in college (and they were roommates). they worked as a team and lived together for decades despite being independently wealthy. they sat in the living room watching tv in the evenings. their front door was custom made so they could walk out at the same time. drove/walked to work together. well well well well

assiraphales

#that's what i've been FUCKING saying !!!!!!!!!!!!!#scrapbook #fav

excalibelle

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.