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Wolfa|Artist|Writer|Random|love Eddsworld|Currently obsessed with Undertale and it's Aus|"The pen is mightier than the sword. It has no limitation."|Weabu(I don't know if I spelt that right)|Otaco 4 life

[wolfafire-blog]

I drew Edd from @eddsworld-the-masquerade. I just love this boy so much!

[wolfafire-blog]

Commission sheet!

My paypal

[wolfafire-blog]

Random Eddsworld art dump

Used this for the faces

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[beep-beep-richie-trashmouth]

y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get

[genomynt]

My aunt sends me $1,000…. and I’m Asian SO IMAGINE HOW BIG THAT FOREIGN EXCHANGE IS

[in-which-i-pretend-to-write]

not risking it

[mothmantheman]

Please money dog!!! Have compassion on me!!!

[b00bconnoisseur]

ME TOO!! I NEED MONEY FOR WATERCOLORS AND THE TRENCH ALBUM

[rafs13]

I need this now. GOD make a miracle I write this in existence

[glitterandgrunge]

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what mythological/paranormal creature you remind them of or closely relate you to

[cunningcelt]

Please do this!

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

I reblogged and liked, my boop became a mighty bop

[spoopiedoopie]

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

[mymainbutnotthemain]

cheese

[choco-late-chica]

Yeehaw

[ubymyrose]

Cold

[simkarta333]

Beer

[xo-danny]

Tractors

[frikkinghelicopters]

Alcohol

[mangoisgay]

Orangebitches

[sunbunreblogs-deactivated202307]

Evergreens

[arb0]

incest

[shittyyyteen-deactivated2022072]

everygreens

[finger-chips]

Crawfish

[thisaccdoesntexistrn]

Yeehooooo

[scream-me-to-sleep]

Hell

[skeletalway]

Cactus

[toastingtotheghosts]

deflate

[gui1ttripping]

mess.

[lemon0sun-deactivated20200129]

kilts

[casper-the-friendly-ghost-2]

Complicated

[angelicwh0re-deactivated2021070]

Palmtrees

[toomanymasks]

Beach

[gothicromancebf]

churches

[thefabulouspastelkilljoy-deacti]

Lakes

[dumbass-in-a-hoodie]

weed

[its-themikeyboi]

Bullfighting

[valpoet]

Maple

[heythatsdeep-deactivated2022121]

sheep

[kerolunaticat]

Tacos

[xxtc-96xx]

timbits 

[wolfafire-blog]

Hurricanes

[eddsmoped]

HEY BITCH

you have been visited by TOM WITH A FUCKING GUN.

tom is here to protect you from reblog bait. all those “reshare in x seconds or x will happen” type posts? BLAM. HE FUCKING SHOOTS EM. AINT NO POST GONNA FUCK WITH YOU. Chain mail? “Send this to x amount of people or-” FUCK YOU BITCH. YOU SWINE. YOU SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT. ANY kind of post that claims you HAVE to share/spread it, or something bad will happen to you or to a person you love, Tom annihilates that fucker. This goes for other websites, too. toms hatred for posts that prey on people with paranoia or anxiety extend beyond the COSMOS. you are safe from those dumb shits. you dont even need to reblog or like this post. just by reading this, tom is now here for you. and hes going to bust a cap in those garbage posts. yee haw.

[deerinspotlight]

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

[squeakykins]

I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.

[blome3kissesbitch]

I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities

[blome3kissesbitch]

P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them

[naamahdarling]

Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them.  I just don’t need to blink very often!

Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it.  I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!

It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful.  They aren’t!  They just AREN’T DOGS.

[radfemblack]

Pour les chats 🐈💞

[meii-deactivated20220422]

Get ready for “more reasons why I fucking love cats”

Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show “hey look I see you as family.” Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. It’s not just because they want food.

Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. It’s what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, they’re now your mom.

Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.

They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.

Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.

Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isn’t very common within other animals.

Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying “hey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.”

Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them it’s really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously won’t care.

And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when it’s beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.

To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because we’re fascinating!!!

They also want you to be around when eating because they feel vulnerable. They focus on eating so they hope you protect them. They do the same for you, all the time.

[sapphire-rosa]

CATS 😍😍😍😍

[jumpingjacktrash]

when a cat turns their back on you, they’re not snubbing you. they’re trusting you to watch their back.

notice how when you’re unfamiliar but nonthreatening, they might loaf facing you and sorta halfway watch you. you’re not fully trusted, but you’re ok by them.

when you’re familiar and liked, they’ll often sit near you facing the same way. imitation of poses is a weird little way cats show solidarity. they do it to each other too. check out these bff’s:

they are doing this on purpose. it’s a buddy thing. so if you’re watching tv and a cat sits next to you and pretends to watch tv too, they are basically calling you bro and declaring friendship.

and if they really love and trust you, they’ll turn their back on you and go to sleep. they’ll sleep facing a wall in your presence, or lounge where they can’t see the room. this isn’t a snub, folks, this is true kitty love. they’re saying, “i feel safe when you’re around. i know nothing’s going to sneak up on me, because you’re here. i feel so safe i can stick my head under a pillow and snore with my butt pointed at you.”

farts aren’t an expression of love, though, as far as i know. they’re just farts.

[leafyninja15]

This is why I love cats!

[acidgrime]

I’ve been wanting to find something like this for a long time.

[all-hail-mono-onion]

i love cats more than anything in the world oh my god i needed this i’m gonna cry

[lingnaacheived-deactivated20210]

i can’t believe i’ve been adopted by several cat and i thought only one of them is my mom

[wolfafire-blog]

Ringo is Edds cat mom

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

An Open Letter to Tumblr about the Adult Content Ban and How it is Hurting Your Users:

Recently, Tumblr was removed from the Apple app store due to an incident involving child pornography. This incident is incredibly unfortunate, but it doesn’t stand alone. Tumblr was also removed from the app store due to the large influx of porn bots and pornographic spam, users claiming to be proud to be pedophiles, blatant Nazism, racists who are not deleted for sending hate and harassing users, and more. I myself reported someone for harassing me, but because I had blocked the person and couldn’t access the messages where they harassed me, they were still able to send me anonymous asks. Your support staff, with back doors to the website (presumably), claimed they could not access the messages, and I was left SOL. Many features on this website do nothing to actually protect your users from harassment, racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, pedophiles, predators, porn bots, and more. 

You claim in your statement to us that you “have been working on these problems for a long time”. This is blatantly untrue. Please do not lie to us and patronize us. We’ve been here. We’ve seen you do nothing over, and over, and over again. 

We complained to you for months and months about the rampant porn bots, and you did nothing except add a report button on mobile which only reported sensitive content or spam at best. You could have addressed this problem with an effective algorithm, but you did not. We complained to you about being harassed and sent hate speech for being LGBT+, and you did nothing. We complained to you about blogs being randomly deleted, and sometimes you’ve restored them, other times you have not. We complained to you that there were people proudly claiming to be “Minor Attracted Persons”, or pedophiles, and you did nothing. We complained to you about people proudly claiming to be white supremacists, and you did nothing. All of these things are “against the community guidelines”, and yet over and over, you have not found effective ways to handle these problems or suppress the feeling of welcome that these users claim to get here. You have had a long time to work on these problems, but you haven’t addressed them. To say you have is untrue. 

 Multiple other social networking websites, such as Wordpress, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and others have effectively dealt with rampant pornography, racism, pedophilia, and other problems without causing massive issues for their users who are not misusing the platform. They are continuing to find new, effective ways to deal with these issues without causing problems for their userbase as a whole.  There is no reason that you are unable to do this effectively other than that you wanted to do it quickly. You have once again chosen your stock holders over your users. And we have had enough. 

You have already started to ban “Adult” content with a new algorithm. Here are screenshots of just a fraction of the posts you have flagged as containing adult content:

Your new system of simply tackling everything at once is not working. At all. And each of these screenshots is proof of your utter incompetence. None of these posts contain pornographic acts, “female nipples”, or any community violation of any kind. 

We, the users, have been asking you for months to deal with these problems - particularly, the porn bots and bots that spam. In order to block a bot from a side blog, I have to do it manually, even though they are in my side blog’s feed. This is a huge issue for mobile - only users. They keep cropping up in droves, taking over our posts and tricking google into making it look like a legitimate blog linked to a pornographic website. We have complained to you for months and months now, and your solution to simply “ban all adult content” is ineffective. I agree that children should not be able to access pornography - but this is not how you tackle a porn bot problem. Your system is utterly useless, allows for racists, pedophiles, porn bots, and Nazis to remain untouched. It also harms sex workers and real people who may use this website for some forms of adult content responsibly. Moreover, as seen above, it harms plenty of users who have in no way violated your terms of service.

 If you keep this up, you threaten your website and company as a whole. Many of us are backing up our blogs and planning places to go to. 

You already have a content filter for “sensitive” content (content inappropriate for younger viewers). You could have improved this, instead of attacking your entire user base. It seems to be a very lazy “solution”, if you could call it one at all, and one that harms your entire userbase.

If you are going to keep this filter in place and make Tumblr, a website that has never been known for being family friendly and has never claimed to be, you are going to lose millions of your users. We are already planning our exodus. It isn’t hard to follow. Censor us, and we will go somewhere else. That is not a threat. It is a promise. 

Sincerely, 

The users of your website. 

@staff @support

[wolfafire-blog]

Preach, Please.

[primarybufferpanel]

[wolfafire-blog]

As a Floridian I say,

IT GETS WORSE MATE

As in high speed winds that can tear off your roof and storms that can knock out the power of entire communitys worse.

[kofi-na-deactivated20210515]

(This is random help me)

Reblog this on your blog if you want your mutuals or followers to ask you any random question about your persona! Eddsworld edition!

(Characters edition!)

Edd : What is your favorite drink?

Matt : What is your favorite type of clothing?

Tom : Name 5 things that annoys you

Tord : What is your favorite weapon?

Eduardo : if you got arrested for doing a crime, what kind of crime did you did and why?

Mark : Favorite book?

Jon : If you get to be a Queen/King in a kingdom, what would you call your kingdom?

Paul : do you smoke?

Patryck : If you get to dye your hair in a different colour what would it be?

Yuu : If you ever thought of death, how do you think you will die?

Yanov : If you get to be an animal what would you be?

Hellucard : Got any favorite band?

Bing : Name a movie that is so bad that you would never want to watch it again.

Larry : If you get to re-do a movie itself which movie would it be and why?

Zanta : what did you wish to get for Christmas?

Wtfuture gang : If you could make any kind of technology that has not been made yet, what would it be?

Ringo : Give a really weird name for a cat

Hokey mask wearing freak : What is your biggest fear?

Laurel : Weird things that you and your friend did?

Kim and Katya : single or taken?

Diwi : Favorite movie genre?

Ghost : How would react if you saw a ghost?

Commander Bai : Any conspiracy you believe in?

Balloon Head Ferd : Got any talents besides (drawing,editting,writing?)

Billy/Fun dead kid : What’s your favorite ride at the fun fair?

Shoe : Favorite kind of shoes?

// / / / //

(Eddisode edition!)

Eddsworld : Draw your persona and give 5 facts about them!

Ellsworld/Mirror mirror : draw a genderbend of your persona and give 5 facts about them(unless you are nonbinary, well then-)

Dudette next door : Draw your persona communicating with their neighbors!

Breakfast : Draw your persona eating their favorite breakfast!

Wtfuture : Draw your persona into their futureself and give 5 facts about them!

25 feet under the sea : Draw your persona as your favorite mythical creature and give 5 facts about them!

Saloonatics : Draw your persona like the old western fashion way!

Poweredd : Draw your persona with the superpowers you wish to have!

Casino night : Draw your persona like the old jazzy era!

Zombie attack : Design your persona into a zombie apocalypse clothing!

Hello Hellhole : Draw your persona having a random conversation with a devil!

Space face : Draw your persona as an alien and give 5 facts about them!

Moving targets : Draw your persona as a red army soldier!

Fun dead : Draw your persona playing their favorite arcade game or cosplaying as their favorite characters in the arcade game!

Trick or Threat : Draw your persona in their sleeping clothing!

The Snorge : Draw your persona in their winter clothing!

The End : Draw your persona have fun with their friends. (doesn’t make sense but c'mon stop being edgy aye? this is inspired by Edd and the gang watching movies)

/ / / / /

This is all I can collect. I know there’s more but let’s just settle this here :)

[lingnaacheived-deactivated20210]

this is some creative stuff u got there mate. reblog if you wanna do this guys, i’ll be there ;v)

[wolfafire-blog]

Ask away

[fasterfood]

[no-obviously]

[blackviolets-blog1]

Reblog if you can see my icon and it is not pixelized.

That means Tumblr has not flagged my profile as “Sensitive”.

[techmomma]

[camilieroart]

[allblackobsessed-deactivated201]

You will never ever annoy me if you

Send me random anons

reply to my posts

send me an ask

reblog me

talk to me

say hello

give me random love

“bother” me

So please stop thinking otherwise.

[em-be-lievable]

PSA to all of you who apologize to me before/after a question

[lingnaacheived-deactivated20210]

i like ideas gimme idea. you can just said eddminecraft and i’ll love you