haze

The moon is my lord and savior. _______________________________________

[wolfhazee]

[wolfhazee]

[writing-prompt-s]

You are an assassin. A little girl has just come up to you, handed you all her pocket money and asked you to kill her abusive relative.

[moodyvegan-deactivated20180705]

Plot twist: You give her back her money and kill that asshole for free

[theredwitterell]

Deadpool (2016)

[circlers-deactivated20231019]

[arm-a-goon-deactivated20160102]

[wolfhazee]

[lllamasita-deactivated20190330]

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[homeotherm-deactivated20190108]

[julia-wanders]

[wolfhazee]

I was at work till 2am

[sdjkadhjfkdf-deactivated2017061]

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who will slow dance in the kitchen with you

[wolfhazee]

[wolfhazee]

[minazor-deactivated20181224]

[dearestdovely]