[На курсах для родителей]
Кто-то: Вот подскажите, что для вас категорично НЕТ в питании ребёнка?
Сириус: Пока что гвозди и доместос
Ремус: Ну, и чтоб из унитаза не пил
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[На курсах для родителей]
Кто-то: Вот подскажите, что для вас категорично НЕТ в питании ребёнка?
Сириус: Пока что гвозди и доместос
Ремус: Ну, и чтоб из унитаза не пил
Гарри: Бродяга, мне сегодня сказали, что я не воспитанный
Сириус: Так надо было на хер послать
seven minutes in heaven. time's up.
Lily: ... Why are you being so quiet?
Pandora: I'm pregnant
Lily: No, you're not, you're guilty. What did you do?
Pandora: I may … have gotten a puppy
Lily: what.
Pandora: *brings out weird looking puppy*
Lily: Is— Is that a hellhound?
Pandora, frowning: It’s a puppy
Lily: Oh my fucking hell, that's a hellhound. whERE DID YOU FIND A HELLHOUND?
Pandora: IT IS A PUPPY
Лили: ... Почему ты такая тихая?
Пандора: Я беременна.
Лили: Нет, ты не беременна, ты чувствуешь себя виноватой. Что ты наделала?
Пандора: Я, возможно... завела щенка.
Лили: Что?
Пандора: *выносит странного на вид щенка*
Лили: Это... Это цербер?
Пандора, хмурясь: Это щенок.
Лили: О, черт возьми, это цербер. ГДЕ ТЫ НАШЛА ЦЕРБЕРА?
Пандора: ЭТО ЩЕНОК.
James: [throws open the door]
James: So you two ARE having sex!
Sirius and Remus: [sitting on the bed, reading]
Remus: We are? Sirius, why didn't you tell me? I would've put down my book.
Джеймс: [открывает дверь]
Джеймс: Так вы двое ДЕЙСТВИТЕЛЬНО занимаетесь сексом!
Сириус и Ремус: [сидят на кровати, читают]
Ремус: Да? Сириус, почему ты мне не сказал? Я бы отложил книгу.
Sirius: Lily's chapstick tastes like strawberry James: WHAT? Lily: Not what you think. This weirdo took a bite of of my chapstick
Сириус: Губная помада Лили на вкус как клубника.
Джеймс: ЧТО?
Лили: Это не то, о чем ты думаешь. Этот придурок буквально откусил кусочек моей губной помады.
Barty: I had lunch with Regulus today.
Dorcas: Oh. Cool. What did you guys talk about?
Barty: I learned more about James Potter in one hour than I ever wanted to know in my whole life.
Барти: Сегодня я обедал с Регулусом.
Доркас: О, круто. О чем вы разговаривали?
Барти: За один час я узнал о Джеймсе Поттере больше, чем хотел знать за всю свою жизнь.
Sirius: he just sits there Remus, he never leaves, he hardly sleeps
Remus: I know
Sirius: I don’t know what to do, I’m worried about him
Remus: I know
Sirius: I just don’t get it, it’s like he’s waiting for something
Remus: I think he’s waiting for Reggie, sweetheart
Sirius: he’s gone Remus, he’s gone and he isn’t coming back, James is waiting for a ghost
Remus: I know, but I think he feels Regulus waiting for him too
James: You’re as pale as a ghost, the light bounces off your skin…I know what you are.
Regulus: Say it. SAY IT.
James, whispering: Iron deficient
Джеймс: Ты бледен как призрак, свет отражается от твоей кожи... Я знаю правду о тебе.
Регулус: Скажи это. СКАЖИ ЭТО.
Джеймс, шёпотом: У тебя дефицит железа.
(´∇`'')
Джеймс: [провожает взглядом Регулуса]
Ремус: Сохатый, пока не поздно, тебе нужно сходить и проверится у окулиста.
Джеймс: Ты о чем, Лунатик? Я же и так в очках.
Ремус: Я о том, что ты не видишь, кого ебешь.
Джеймс: 😳😳😳
Ремус: А скоро это увидит Сириус и будет уже поздно.
i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.
people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this
James : hi
Sirius : hi ?
dazed James : reggie called me pretty
Sirius : wow mate good-WHATT
Sirius storming to slytherin dungeons
Regulus : i said he was pretty fucking dumb
Omg look who at pride
wicked - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 336
“I need your help,” Remus said softly to James, who immediately looked up from his sloppily-scrawled essay and gave him a concerned look.
“What? Are you okay? Does it have to do with the wolf?” he demanded.
“No, no, I’m fine,” he reassured the other boy, insides warming with appreciation for his friend. “No, I need your help with…a prank of sorts.”
James grinned. “Excellent. Who’re we pranking?”
Remus sighed and gave him a small smile. “Sirius’s been such a tease lately. I was hoping you might help me…dress differently. Erm…nicer? Get him a bit flustered, you know?”
The other boy smirked wickedly. “Oh, my dear, dear Moony. You’ve come to the right place.”
It took only an hour. After much poking and prodding and removing of fabric, Remus looked in the mirror nervously and almost chickened out. He’d never revealed so much of his skin before. But James, who looked on like a proud mother, beamed and said, “You look hot, Moons. Sirius’ll fucking die.”
So Remus took a deep breath and nodded.
Together, they made their way to the common room where Sirius and Peter were playing chess. Though neither of the other boys looked up right away, Remus could feel eyes on him as soon as he arrived in the room. However, as soon as Sirius’s gray eyes trailed over to him, he zeroed in on his boyfriend’s reaction.
Sirius turned maroon.
“Moony,” he gasped, dropping the chess piece he was holding. “Is that a crop top?”
“It’s James’s,” Remus murmured in response, quite enjoying the way Sirius was turning blotchy and clearly struggling to breathe. “D’you like it?”
“Do I–” Sirius cut himself off, lost for words for the first time in his life. “Of fucking course I do. “Sorry, Wormy, I have to go snog my boyfriend!” he exclaimed, standing up and almost upsending the chess board.
But Remus just grinned.
“Nope. I have plans. Sorry!” Remus said in a sing-song voice. And he left the room with a giant grin.