Do you remember when you wanted to save the world?

Because at some point, everyone thinks they're the hero. And that's what makes us great.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason

[innerchildabortionclinic]

are there any more

[unfavorableinstigation]

[nintengu]

[pending-trans-action-2]

And brother?

I hurt people

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[sciamano240]

Brazilian Miku, last piece of my ArtPack!

[krafterwrites]

You take the blue Eggman MDMA pill (158.4 mg), the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Eggman MDMA pill (162.8 mg), you stay in Eggmanland, and I show you just how meddlesome that hedgehog is

[orcboxer]

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

[orcboxer]

daddy gets what he wants

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]

[heatherwitch]

Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

[unamccormack]

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

[regionalpancake]

!!!! Today is the only chance we’ll ever have to listen to this absolute banger of apocalyptic fiction on the very day the story is set 😲✨

Nemoy’s voice is PERFECT in this!

(A content warning if you do listen - the dog dies, though it’s not super graphic)

[regionalpancake]

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

[charl0ttan]

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

[realshy]

like this i think

[charl0ttan]

[t-u-i-t-c]

how it feels to start wanting the toys from the show made to sell toys

[ironlily-art]

I tried to draw Minoan waifu in a different pose, but I was not satisfied with the outcome.

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[kotortwo]

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

[json-derulo]

sitting my white ass down and listening

[tpwrtrmnky]

It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "Yes, Penis Removal Doctor, I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying to the Penis Removal Doctor, so that they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that.

[elizabisme]

Because in the US you can sue because you’re not satisfied with the outcome. The outcome is almost always sub-optimal by virtue of the state of medical technology in the current year. The doctor has to have the patient “prove” it so the patient can’t come back and sue afterwards.

[tpwrtrmnky]

So ignoring that the satisfaction rates for these procedures are extremely high, tumblr user elizabisme, please explain how the fuck american legal procedures make it so that the gender clinic in Norway asks patients what clothes they wear while masturbating and deny treatment if they answer "wrong".

[tpwrtrmnky]

Would you like to explain to the audience how asking teenagers "do you think about your parents when you masturbate" was intended to guard a Norwegian hospital from a kind of lawsuit that does not happen in Norway?

Oh, but before you answer, mind filling out a form about which of your body parts you're most uncomfortable with, so you can't sue me, a Norwegian who is not practicing medicine in the united states of america, for medical malpractice within the scope of the laws of a country I do not live or work in?

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[courtesycalling]

It's weird to think about how long Undertale has existed by now and how influential it's been on contemporary indie creatives. For example, Gooseworx (Amazing Digital Circus) was originally popular for making Undertale remixes. Joel G (ENA)'s first video uploads are Undertale fan animations. Even the Deltarune guy started off making Undertale stuff