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[yume-fanfare]

crowley: i’m a morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses only. aziraphale told me that he gave away his god-given flaming sword and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight

aziraphale: hey crowley i travelled to france mid-revolution dressed like an aristocrat because i wanted some crepes

crowley, already taking off his shirt: zira you’re so fucking stupid

[rp-helpdesk]

Reblog if you are a Dragon Age roleplayer!

[calamity-bean]

Aziraphale had learned a dance called “the gavotte” in a discreet gentlemen’s club in Portland Place in the late 1880s. After a while, he had become fairly good at it, and was quite put out when, some decades later, the gavotte went out of style for good.

[crimson-vipera]

Somehow, the lack of buzz about this makes me think that no one checked what gavotte was (is?). It’s a pheasant KISSING dance where partners exchange kisses at the end. That he learned at A DISCREET GENTLEMEN’S CLUB.

WHY is no one talking about this at all?

[anaid-queen]

WAIT WHAT

[knitmeapony]

… this is one of those things I just assume everyone knows.

[deboracabral]

Y’all seen good omens yet?

[wonderdyke]

Looking for RP Partner OC or Fandom

About Me: 30, Female, Queer, Poly, Kinky.  I like to write and to RP.  I prefer paragraph style format like a book being written by two people rather than a one-liner style chat.  I ALMOST always write the Dominant character in my RPs. I like to have at least one reply a day though more is preferred to get into a flow.  Willing to write Slash and Het pairings, polys, kinky.  Modern or mythical words are fine though I tend not to write fluff.  I try but I fail.  I like stories with plot alongside the smut. Partner Requirements: Must be 18+, some experience in writing or rp.  Comfortable with BDSM themes, fantasy genre, and romance.  Even if it’s more action I like a solid central romance. Fandoms, Pairings and OCs: Willing to write a completely OC story so long as it’s fantasy genre and not HIghschool related.  I’m a little too old for HS romances.  Shifter/Werewolf, Wing fic, hidden magical world, steampunk, vampire/succubus/incubus, mage school, gods with human lovers especially sex gods/gods of romance or Lucifer etc etc. Fandoms I’m into: Kingsman, LoTR/Hobbit (sort of), Marvel, Dragon Age Series, Skyrim/Oblivion, Harry Potter, Sandman Chronicles, Lucifer, Teen Wolf, Good Omens Pairings I prefer, italics are the characters I like to play, most of them I play dominant but not all, some I play switch or not kinky: Kingsman: MerlinxRoxy, MerlinxEggsy, MerlinxOC(female or male), PercivalxLancelot/OC Male LoTR/Hobbit: ThranduilxOC Female, ThranduilxLegolas (incest pairing obvs), FaramirxEowyn, EowynxFaramir, AragornxBoromir, EomerxOC F or M Marvel: (I haven’t seen the latest two Avengers films so these are all pre those) CoulsonxHawkeye, Grant WardxJenna Simmons, CoulsonxFitzxHawkeye (would share one or I could play two characters), Black WidowxHawkeye (Pre SHIELD days) Dragon Age Series: MorriganxAlastir or AlastirxMorrigan, AndersxHawke, HawkexAnders, AndersxFenris, VarricxCassandra, BlackwallxCullenxInquisitor (willing to play any one or two of these), CullenxInquisitor, BlackwallxHarding, InquisitorxDorian, Iron BullxDorian, Iron BullxInquisitorxDorian, Iron BullxInquisitor, Iron BullxCullen, CullenxDorian, InquisitorxKrem, Iron BuillxDorianxKrem Skyrim/Oblivion: OC/OC Harry Potter: Draco/Harry (in Hogwarts starting book five ish), SeverusxHermoine, SeverusxOC (post war), Wesley Twinsx OC Female, Lucius MalfoyxSeverus (post war turned good sorta) Sandman Chronicles: LuciferxMazikeen, DesirexOC, DreamxOC Lucifer: LuciferxOC(s) Good Omens: CrowleyxAziraphale Teen Wolf: DerrickxStyles Other Notes: You can private message me here and I will give out my Discord when we agree on a story.  I have few taboos (just scat, major character death, and extreme underage.  If you don’t see your pairing but it’s in a fandom I like, just shoot me a message.  I might not be ‘into it’ but I might be willing to try it with a good idea.

[feelmyskin]

Mark Strong in the first trailer for Temple  

[britta-perry]

[freedominwickedness]

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

[grampton-st-rumpterfrabble]

Because the very first things anyone reading a legit fairy tale will realize right away is A) there are Rules and B) ignore them at your peril

[miracufic]

…okay, now I just want to see baby Aurora being told by Maleficent that she will be a conqueror and a ruler without peer, the master of all Europe, to whom kings and emperors bow and scrape.

[miraculousturtle]

ahhhhhh i need

[classicantics-deactivated201712]

Sleeping Beauty AU with warrior queen Aurora leading her armies across the country to glory and victory

[stormbeyondreality]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[phantoms-lair]

@providentially-demonic

[dragonfishdreams]

“Not only will you be a powerful ruler,” the next fairy after Maleficent steps up, “You will be just, honorable, and skilled, respected by friend and foe alike. What you take you will keep, and you will be remembered kindly by history.”

“Furthermore,” the second fairy steps up, “Any land you rule will prosper. Under your hand the people will thrive, the crops will flourish, and the stock be in good health. There will be wealth enough for all, with enough left for generosity.”

With this, all eyes turned to the third fairy, wondering what gift she would offer, what favour could be grand enough to follow these wonderous blessings of power, strength, and prosperity. Slowly, the third fairy approached the bassinet, standing before it a moment in contemplation, before finally speaking.

“All dogs with be your friends. Even the wild ones. Wolves too. If it’s a canine, it’s your friend now, yet they will never jump on you, make you smell weird, or get you all covered in fur.”

“Show off,” muttered Maleficent under her breath.

[kittyknowsthings]

THANK YOU FOR THIS BOUNTIFUL GIFT, @dragonfishdreams, THANK YOU SO MUCH

[woodelf68]

I like dogs jumping on me.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I lost it laughing at that scene where Aziraphale was panicking about the guard and was like ‘Crowley, you have to handle this, I’m the GOOD one, I can’t just MURDER a person!’ because, up to that point, Aziraphale was literally always the first person to suggest murder lmao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Aziraphale: I’m a GOOD person, I can’t just kill the antichrist

Crowley: I mean I was just gonna say we raise him to not be the antichrist

Aziraphale: oh shit that works too 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Aziraphale: I have a plan

Crowley: We’re not killing anyone

Aziraphale: I no longer have a plan

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

The last gif lmaaaaaaoooooooo

[sternheartstudio-blog]

So who are we?

We are two writers who met over a story a year ago, and have been writing with each other almost every day, ever since. I truly consider Stern to be my dear writing partner and my friend. The first one I have ever had because I am well aware of the fact I can be difficult to write with. We have written some amazing things together, even though we live on opposite sides of the country, and have never gotten to meet in real life.(YET). I am Corbin Hart. I’m 36, live in Nevada, I have been married for 18.5 years to the absolute love of my life, My wife Corvinnia, (And I will go full Maes Hughes gushing over how wonderful she is at the drop of a hat, so watch out.) I have been writing steadily since I was 15, but this is the first book I am actually trying to publish. (And yes I am scared to death about it.) but with 21 years of writing under my belt, I finally feel ready to tackle it, though I am eternally glad that R.U. is there to keep me from freaking out about it too badly.

We have been setting up social media sites all over the place, and I will be linking those soon. Facebook, tumblr, and Twitter will be the main ones, though I have also set up an instagram for story and character inspirations as well, if anyone is interested in that.  I am super glad to meet all of you and I hope that you will be around for a long time to learn about all of the amazing things that we have written, and I look forward to getting to know all of you.

[wonderdyke]

This is my ‘official’ writer’s account if anyone wants to hop over and follow me and my coauth there.

[wonderdyke]

I can’t seem to find the first chapter of Unquenchable Flame. I’ve tried looking through a couple tags you used on the other parts but came up empty. Do you have a link?

I may not have posted it on tumblr. I’m pretty bad about posting consistently but you can find the entire work here :

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[septembercfawkes]

How to Use an Ellipsis Properly in Fiction

Ever wonder why some ellipses seem to have three dots and others have four? Some have spaces between each dot and some don’t? Why sometimes you capitalize after an ellipsis and other times you lowercase?

To be honest, I don’t think most of us were taught properly how to use an ellipsis.  I know I wasn’t. I see a lot of writers who don’t understand all the rules of ellipses either.

Some of you may be wondering what an “ellipsis” is. It’s a fancy name for the three dots or “periods” you see in writing ( … ). The word “ellipsis” is Greek for “omission,” which is what it does. It shows that something has been omitted or left out.

Now with research papers, this might be obvious. Maybe you are quoting a source and don’t want to quote every single word of it, so you use an ellipsis to show that you left some stuff out. Like this:

Full quote:

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” - Dr. Suess

Quote with omission:

“You know you’re in love when … reality is finally better than your dreams.” - Dr. Suess

In fiction, we usually aren’t quoting sources. But the ellipsis works in similar ways, it conveys that something is omitted. This might be something directly omitted. Mamma Mia uses this method well:

July seventeenth, what a night. Sam rowed me over to the little island. We danced on the beach, and we kissed on the beach, and …

The ellipsis is used to imply they got intimate, but that part is “omitted.”

Other times things are omitted because they are incomplete–maybe an incomplete line of dialogue such as when a character trails off.

“I started to go to the school, but …” she trailed off.

Or an incomplete thought.

Would she actually want … ? she wondered. 

Or maybe something is “omitted” for the sake of something else, like a character trying to censor or tone down his word choice.

“Sarah is really very … fanciful, isn’t she?” David said. 

In pauses like this, the ellipsis may convey thinking. It’s completely fine to use them that way.

In rare occasions, an ellipsis might be used to indirectly convey the passing of time.

She ate … she drank … and she went shopping.

And you may occasionally see them used other ways stylistically, but these are the main situations.

In a sense, though, in all these examples, something is omitted, whether it’s directly, or indirectly, like an incomplete or changing thought, or actions in between.

When used smartly, ellipses can be powerful in fiction because they convey more than what is on the page, and that is vital to good storytelling.

Too often, however, newer writers just throw them in because they like the feel and sound of them or the long pause, or even in some cases … because they are lazy. Make sure if you use them, they have a point.

Now let’s get to the technicalities. Years ago, I used to be confused that sometimes ellipses seemed to be three dots and other times four, and I didn’t know when to use which. Ellipses are three dots. However, if it comes after a complete sentence, you still use a period.

I was so hungry… . chicken, cereal, tofu, pasta–all of it sounded good.

 If it follows an incomplete sentence, you don’t use a period.

“You know you’re in love when … reality is finally better than your dreams.” - Dr. Suess

If the words after the ellipsis are the start of a new sentence, you capitalize them.

 "They treated me like … Want to go to dinner?“ she asked suddenly.

 If not, you don’t.

When it comes to spacing before and after an ellipsis, handle it how you would a regular word.

Sarah was really very[space]…[space]fanciful. 

“I started to go to the school, but[space] …[no space]” she trailed off.

One exception to this is if there is a question mark following.

Would she actually want[space]…[space]? she wondered.

According to The Chicago Manual of Style, ellipses should have a space between each dot.

Would she actually want[space].[space].[space].[space]? she wondered.

 However, in APA style, there are no dots.

Would she actually want … ? she wondered.

Fiction typically follows The Chicago Manual of Style, but you may still see the ellipsis with no spaces, especially since word processors sometimes reformat ellipses automatically. So while technically they should have spaces between each dot, you probably aren’t going to get reprimanded if you don’t. Even The Chicago Manual of Style notes that some places will be fine with the no-space ellipsis. I use spaces because that’s how I was corrected by a mentor once.

One more thing: Ellipses do not signify an interruption.

WRONG:

“I wish …”

“Shut up!” Mike interrupted.

 Use em dashes for that.

Correct:

“I wish–”

“Shut up!” Mike interrupted.

Dashes are another subject.

But hopefully now you know how to handle ellipses!

[wonderdyke]

I’m writing a book!

Hey everyone! I miss all you lovelies! I’ve posted a few chapters on AO3 lately but not a ton because, as the title says, I’m writing a book! It’s a bisexual urban fantasy romance and it’s being coauthored by a very good friend.  As soon as I have more for you all I will let you know but, in the meantime, I’d like to thank all my readers.  I’m definitely going to continue my fanfic it will just be slower to update!

[thesupremesourcream]

People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

[stupiduglyfatcunt]

Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian

[daggers-drawn]

Specifically he was Parsi. Also raised Zeroastrian.

[avaazeman]

*zoroastrian 

[cornflakepizza]

#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god

[karis-the-fangirl]

^^^ centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear

[joycevbyers-deactivated20191228]

His real name was Farrokh Bulsara. He was born in Zanzibar.

[blakrosemess]

And he was bisexual.

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[dashbeardconfessional]

bless this post

[wonderdyke]

I’m NOT DEAD

Hi everyone!  As the title says, I’m not dead.  I know some of you were worried and, genuinely, I appreciate all the love! Where have I been? In hell.  Financial, depressed hell.  But also RP hell because I discovered a couple of RP partners that have been so much fun!   Am I going to finish my WIPs? Yes.  When?  Dunno.  But I am sinking back into it. Thank you again for all the LOVE!  I promise I will start responding more!

[wonderdyke]

Hi! I just want to say that I LOVE Lost in Translation! It's one of my favorite fics now and I've been re-reading it a lot recently! (I've read it three times this week haha)

Thank you so much!  I’m sorry it took so long for me to respond, I fell down a hole!