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i love how much the internet has latched onto the goose from the goose game. like it’s just a goose and it’s a goose that you control, so it has no set personality, but the entire internet looked at this

and said “ah. a bastard” and adopted it.

aubrey-plaza

Dutch police arrested a bird for its involvement in a store robbery and they put the bird in a cell with bread and water and when the news reported the story, they put a black bar over the bird’s eyes to protect its identity and I promise I’m not making this shit up:

tylerposey

nacreousss

Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around

Like The Last Jedi or not, can we all just agree that the scene where the Supremacy gets chopped in half at light speed by Holdo in deafening silence is absolutely, jaw-droppingly, breath-takingly wonderful.

#The Last Jedi #Star Wars #spoilers

kinda-gayyy-deactivated20160715

I love it when someone texts me first like yeah man think about me make me feel important you’re not annoying I literally need your attention thx

aleksmemechant

“My soul felt that, dawg“

#cow chop #James Wilson #Aleks Marchant

tuggeysjones

And all you can do is hope that the people across the table from you change with you.

#sp7 #sugar pine 7 #steven suptic

basedkahnum

ok

zzazu

I’m fucking crying

epicukulelesolo

Shut DOWN

#OMG #That poor Genji #Overwatch

bunflower

OH

#JAKOB #WHY #OH LORD #HIS HAIR #IS GONE #Cow Chop

sireseamus

Much like Aleksandr, Mishka is also dead inside.

#He's returned from the dead #praise to the lord #immortalHD #Aleks Marchant #Actual Favourite

comic-bucky

#relevant

theauspolchronicles

Here are some shitty enrol to vote memes to appeal to The Youth™ for your viewing pleasure/disgust (for real enrol to vote)

#auspol #enrol to vote #AEC

bransonreese

notcaycepollard

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

serpentking456

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

bransonreese

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

severepaperhideout-deactivated2

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

bransonreese

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?