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God save my little broken body.
nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane
put fucking melted sand in front of your eyeballs and now stuff stops being blurry??? and someone figured this out fuckin hundreds of years ago?
Glass technology evolved because of wine.
Wine used to be stored in clay pots for drinking but then people started blowing glass and realized how pretty wine was in a clear glass bottles. They also realized that glass bottles with curves magnified the image and after decades of experementation they started grinding glass with curves and sand to get that magnification. This is also where the telescope and magnifying glass came from. Eventually after telescopes and looking to the heavens were all the rage people started hand crafting reading glasses which gave their wearers an extra decade of reading with bad eyes. By the mid 1700’s they were common and Ben Franklin figured out how to combine two different magnifications into one lense. By 1900 it was incredibly common to have eyeglasses and actual perscriptions were being developed. Post WWII saw a boom in lense technology filtering down from industrial applications making it cheaper and more affordable. Now days you can typically walk into a dollar store and buy a pair of reading glasses all thanks to some glass blower a thousand years ago that liked to look at his wine.
All of human history comes down to alcohol and horses
this is where the marge revvin it up meme came from. IM SCREAMING!! how did they screencap that frame so quick?
When a video game boss has multiple forms:
Girls will be girls.
This radiates such chaotic energies.
This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.
astounding how quickly the Super Mario 3D All Stars announcement went from “oh, Nintendo’s actually doing something cool for once, nice” to “oh fuck you nintendo” at mach 7 speeds
ebay exclusive game release
I should probably says something about how this is an insanely unprecedented scumbag tactic on their part that creates artificial scarcity towards a product people were already complaining was scarce in the first place and that you should pirate media constantly and always to prevent big corporations from doing shady shit like this to you all the time but instead I’m gonna say more like nintendo bitch lol
Yo ho ho, me bottle of rum.
If you wish (because you should!) pirate these games:
Here’s where to download Dolphin, a better GameCube and Wii emulator than what Nintendo’s offering, that can output to higher resolutions and widescreen. Super Mario 64 PC was a project that completely reverse-engineered Super Mario 64 and allows you to play it perfectly at any resolution you would like. Plus, people are making mods for it every day (you’ll have to hunt a download yourself though)
If you wish to support good ports of old games out there, ports that actually add new features and that are worried about preserving games and putting them out there for new audiences:
SEGA 3D Classics was a line of extremely high quality SEGA Mega Drive/Genesis and Arcade ports that not only allowed you to play these games with the 3D feature of the 3DS, but that routinely added completely new modes and features to these games, most of which focused on making these old games more accessible, on top of just being able to play these old games as they were, perfectly. SEGA AGES is a sort of continuation of the SEGA 3D Classics line, but for the Switch and not the 3DS, so no 3D. Same deal though - extremely high quality ports of SEGA classics with new features. Including online play in some games! It features world’s first perfect port of Virtua Racing, using the original arcade code, with online play and 1080p resolution! The Megaman Zero/ZX Collection features all 4 Megaman Zero games, plus the 2 ZX games, with a new optional checkpoint system that makes these games a lot easier and less punishing to get through, and a new racing mode where you can compete with a friend or a CPU who can get through a level faster. Plus a huge extensive gallery of all the art and concept art of these games. Collection of Mana is a collection of all three classic Mana/Seiken Densetsu games, including the never-before translated Seiken Densetsu 3! A legendary Action RPG that since the 90s, western fans lamented it never being released outside of Japan. Well, now it has! With the translated title Trials of Mana! Speaking of titles that were never before released outside of Japan or translated, Moon: Remix RPG Adventure is an incredibly interesting and forward-thinking Playstation 1 “anti-RPG” made by some of the people who have worked on all-time classics like Chrono Trigger and Super Mario RPG, about befriending people rather than killing monsters. It is one of the main inspirations for Undertale. It is a hidden gem even in Japan, so it being ported and translated was completely a labor of love situation, so please support it if this game interests you! The Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection has like. Nearly every single pre-Street Fighter IV Street Fighter game in it. It’s an incredibly MASSIVE collection of a lot of the best fighting games of all-time in it. Plus with all sorts of extras like sprite viewers if you wanna watch the amazing art and animation of these games in detail! The SNK 40th Anniversary Collection is a preservationist’s preservationist collection. It’s a collection of very old, very early SNK games, pre-Neo Geo era. Games that haven’t been ported anywhere else or are often forgotten. It’s filled to the brim with games and concept art. There’s also the Contra Collection and two Castlevania collections, one that’s more focused on their more classic titles and another that’s just the two most held-up Castlevania games, Rondo of Blood and Symphony of the Night, in one package. Rondo of Blood in particular, wasn’t brought over to the west at all originally. It’s only release outside of Japan was on a PSP remake of it, so this is, outside of emulation, pretty much the only way to play one of the best Castlevania games out there.
As you can see, there’s a TON of really amazing preservationist releases out there, so maybe instead of playing Mario, you could both say “no” to this incredibly sleazy tactic of Nintendo, AND expand your interest and find new favorite games you wouldn’t have ever played before with all these great re-releases out there!
this isnt a new thing by the way they did this shit in 2010 aswell for the 25th anniversary, they then re-released it afterwards without all the extras and i dunno if that makes it better or worse…
Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process
You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years.
And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way.
Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build.
No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them.
And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast.
Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain.
The same for the other way too sometimes, I mean I look scrawny as shit, I’m very narrow, people regularly call me a “twig” but I’m essentially all wirey muscle lol and can lift trees over my head… you don’t have to be toned and have all your muscles bulging to be strong and half the time I can outlift all the cis guys who want to try to “help me out” with lifting shit
KNOW YOUR BODY TYPE
What does this look like in real people you may ask?
ENDOMORPHS ARE THE STRONGEST BODY TYPE. MESOMORPHS SHOW OFF MUSCLE REALLY WELL, BUT ENDOMORPHS CRUSH THEM ALMOST EVERY TIME.
ENDOMORPHS ARE NOT FAT JUST BECAUSE THEY LACK DEFINITION MEET THE STRONGEST MEN AND WOMEN IN THE WORLD:
Edward Hall is an English professional strongman, notable for being the current World’s Strongest Man and the only man to deadlift 500 kg (1,102.3 lbs) under strongman rules. He has also won on multiple occasions both the UK’s Strongest Man and England’s Strongest Man titles. He is the 2017 World’s Strongest Man[2] and the current world record holder in the deadlift with straps.[3]
Donna Moore Arnold Amateur World Strongwoman Championship 2016 Winner Europes Strongest Woman 2015 Europes Most Powerful Woman 2014 Britain’s Strongest Woman 2014 & 2015 Arnold Strongwoman World Championship 2015 5th Atlas Stone World Record Holder 148.9kg x 2 Max Deadlift (kg)240 Max Bench (kg)120 Log (kg)110
Hafthor Bjornsson (Yes, the actor from Game of Thrones)
Top Three finisher for the Worlds Strongest Man, as well as being crowned Iceland’s Strongest Man in 2011 and 2012. His Squat record is 250kg, his Bench Press 230kg and his Deadlift 420kg.
In Febuaray 2015, Hafþór smashed a 1,000 year old record by carrying a 1,433lbs (649kg) 30-foot long log on his shoulders for five steps in the World’s Strongest Viking competition in Norway.
Kristin Rhodes Heavyweight Pro American Strongwoman 7 time winner of America’s Strongest Woman. In 2012 I Won WSW. Winner of 2014 and 2015 Arnold Strongwoman World Champion. World Record Log press of 250 lbs or 113.4 kg in 2014, runner up in the 2017 World’s Strongest Woman competition. Max Deadlift (kg)229
THEY ARE NOT FAT, THEY ARE PURE WHOOP ASS.
LETS LOOK AT OLYMPIAN WEIGHTLIFTERS SHALL WE?!?!
MESOMORPHS AREN’T THE ONLY BODY TYPE WHO CAN BE STRONG AF
Very interesting post.
We fighters only care about the ability and willingness to fight.
Fighters come in all body types.
Its the skill that counts.
The body is trained and conditioned as well.
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ao3 fic titled "lovers to enemies (slow burn, 30 pages)" but it's just my parents' divorce papers
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I hate spiders so fuckibg much but why do I think he’s cute.
dont bring your hate here he’s just doing his crafts
Here's a challenge: Greg after Rose told him she needed to die for their child to live.
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