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25 Any/All. Asexual and Proud!!

[woopikyu]

My contribution to the Digimon fandom

[rawliverandcigarettes]

really been feeling like I'm doing the Haestrom mission every time I've had to do an errand outside lately, scurrying from cover to cover while feeling my kinetic shields going TSHHHHHHHbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep~ when I have to walk in the sun for too long

[deltaomicronfive]

Hey kids! Don't smoke. Just don't do it. It affects your body in the worst ways possible, even if you never get cancer.

Hey kids who smoke! You are still fucking worthy of love, dignity and respect and anyone who mistreats you because of your addiction alone is a fucking cop.

[moniquill]

Real advice: if you are addicted to nicotine, make every effort to move from an inhalant delivery method to absorption - patches, gum, etc. smoking/vaping is disastrous for your lungs. Chewing tobacco/pouches are less deleterious than smoke but still raise risks of oral cancers, so avoid those if possible.

This goes for weed too, btw. Keep particulates out of your lungs.

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

[sixty-silver-wishes]

so this post has blown up; turns out a lot of people feel the same way I do. If you're feeling conflicted or upset over 4th of July, I've compiled a list of educational resources and charities, both regarding US and international issues, which you can look into if you'd like. Issues here include humanitarian aid to Gaza, Ukraine, and the Caribbean, as well as reproductive, LGBT, BIPOC, and disability rights in the US.

[sixty-silver-wishes]

woke up and saw people were reblogging this again. anyway, yeah. america is still being really mean and I do not want to go to its birthday party today

if you would like to spite the really mean people even more today, consider donating to raices con voz. they're a student-led organization in los angeles, who deliver food and essential supplies to immigrant families who can't leave their homes due to the ICE raids. More information about them here

EDIT: Had to fix the link! please reblog this version instead

[sixty-silver-wishes]

another year of not wanting to go to america's birthday party in two days. because it's really mean. so we should help the people that america is being really mean to

in keeping with tradition, here is a link to unicef's fund for emergency health supplies and services for survivors of the venezuela earthquakes.

here is another link for manos in action, an organization that delivers supplies, such as food and childcare items, to latin american immigrants in central florida. I've participated in one of their local food drives; they're great. if you're not local to central florida, you can always donate money.

the other links are still available too, so feel free to check those out!

[woopikyu]

I've always struggled to define my own asexuality to other people, before I finally landed on a particular example.

Asexuality, to me, is like an art gallery.

There are so many pieces, all ranging in different art styles. Abstract, Impressionism, Realism, Byzantine, Renaissance, Classic. Self Portraits, Landscapes, Sculptures, and so many more.

None are ever exactly the same either! The textures used, places where the brush hairs got stuck, little cover ups that the artist used when they needed to modify it. Everyone has their favorite, everyone is drawn to one or another, some are drawn to more than a few. Some people... Don't quite get but can respect that others like it.

All of these art pieces are so beautiful, each with their story told by either what they represent, or who they were made by, or how. I can appreciate them for what they are, and love them as they are.

....Does this mean I want to fuck Michaelangelo's The David? No.

Do I want to kiss the Mona Lisa under the Moonlit stars? Absolutely not.

I'm so, so happy to be behind the red rope. I love to appreciate the art! But I've no interest in screwing with the art. I think that's a little uncomfortable to even imagine myself in such a position, in fact. (Quite frankly, I find it even more weird that people are angry at me for not wanting to fuck the art. Like... Why do you care that I don't wanna make out with that portrait of Louis the XIV? Were you gonna watch or something? Weirdo.)

But hey, you do you. You wanna go cross that red rope and make out sloppy style with The Scream, go ahead. You do you. Just don't expect me to want the same, yeah?

[addigni]

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

[cabinthreeproblems]

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON* ASEXUALS HAVE MY VOTE //ref

[causalshapeshifter]

I’m Demi-aroace so yes

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

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[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

[monetsmuses]

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[a-moth-called-mof]

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[keideridanii]

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[mosstapes]

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[kore-adonis]

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[chaos-connie]

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[a-sentient-cup]

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[lithominium]

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[morelike-agayna]

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[ashensamurai]

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[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

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[sublime-roadkill-eating-bastard]

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[spacey-moth]

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[thorn-horn]

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[therealspamtongspamtonlol]

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[pandemoniuslurkr]

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[katscribblez]

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[grey-washere]

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[lilythecattt]

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[chaimydrink]

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[cate7solace]

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[theconfusedleeofgay]

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[smurkems]

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[gorjee-art]

Oh yeah, that's right! My favorite fun fact, Charles...WAS ONCE APART A CHOIR, and is musically inclined!

However, staples in your neck really alter your voice, not to mention the cigarettes, making it...deeper, lower, more hoarse, and it's difficult to speak more freely, so alas. His howl was gone a long time ago. He sticks to whistling now

-and will find his music elsewhere, with great respect, and envy.

[incorrect-fanfiction-quotes]

Harry: *realizes there’s a link between his and Voldemort’s mind*

Harry: *a fanfiction reader, and fully prepared to make that everyone else’s problem*

Harry: Hey have you ever heard of omegaverse—

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[gorjee-art]

Symbiotic relationship.

[gorjee-art]

Saved it, Nailed it, She doesn't suspect a thing

[gorjee-art]

The dumbest doodle break

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[segamascott]

[mechabert]

Flambae on ✨vacation ✨

I love drawing him happy and relaxed, as it turns out!!

[11rarara]

The body of 18 year old Nolan Xavier Wells has unfortunately been found after he went missing from Horn Island, Mississippi. Wells went boating with a group of boys — the rest of the party being white — on July 4th, but he was the only one who didn’t return to shore.

It is becoming increasingly dangerous to be the only black person in a group. Rest in peace, Nolan. You deserve justice.

Update:

I’ve found his family’s GoFundMe for his funeral and celebration of life expenses. This campaign was created by their family friend Allayah Denis and is the only campaign they have, all others are fraudulent. They haven’t reached their goal yet, and funeral expenses are an incredible burden, so if you have the means please consider donating.

Donate to In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells, organized by Allayah Denis

In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells Our hearts are broken beyond words. … Allayah Denis needs your support for In Loving Memory of

As of right now there appears to be no investigation yet, but hopefully there will be soon. Mississippi representative Bennie G. Thompson has publicly urged authorities for an investigation on his social media. If you have any more information please let me know. I’ll put any further updates in a reblog.

*Alt text has now been added to the original images.