I Reject Your Realty And Substitute My Own

Natalia, 23 I hardly tag anything, sorry :/ ko-fi sideblog: @petfreakgreghirsch [she/her]

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[sillystigmata]

The twirl is lethal.

[lestatdelioncuort]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater

[theehorsepusssy]

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[the-haiku-bot]

a lick of yoghurt

for the smallest and youngest

animal on earth

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[emirrart]

I really need a stylus

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[blond-shell]

no and i can take it further

[dannielricciardo]

sometimes i remember the desperate "is charles catching him or not" and i need to sit down and hold my head in my hands. what do you mean he had hope. what do you mean he needed some help and there was no one to help him. what do you mean he had to drive that last lap knowing all this effort was wasted. what do you mean he had to go on radio and console his entire team who were literally crying on the pit wall, tell them he's proud of them. what do you mean he went up on the top step and took it all in because he knew development might be going south and this might be the last time for a long time.

[lestapposting]

happy pride month from monaco, where the updated map includes zero straight mode zones for june

[xtmetric]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[segamascott]

[byjove]

“I’ve discovered some new passages of the Bible that say you go to hell if you’re JD Vance and superhell if you are capitalizing off the AI boom.” and the pope is right

[orangejuiced15]

I think there's already enough passages pls stop finding new ones

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this dumbass fake tweet screenshot from reddit had me in hysterics earlier for some reason