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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

pumpkinpatchdarling

"That fictional character you're obsessed with would be just as obsessed with you" could be either an affirmation or a one sentence horror story

raylangivins

jauntylittlefrillyboy

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

tysonfurybattlepass

maybe the reason people are always “drug seeking” for stimulants is because even with an established prescription and years long standard of care, prescribers dont ever FUCKING REFILL PRESCRIPTIONS ON TIME so we have to hound them over and over again to do the bare minimum (send a refill to the pharmacy every 30 days) have you fucking thought about that. literally fuck you

tysonfurybattlepass

if you would just put my shit on auto refill i wouldnt have to fucking pester you to do your fucking job every month

prokopetz

Open world survival game where if any of your attributes get too high, people who cultivate, worship, or oppose that attribute will show up to kill you. In some cases this is straightforward, like skill at firearms drawing challenges from rival gunslingers, or powerful psychic abilities attracting witch hunters, Caves of Qud style; for attributes like "Cooking" or "First Aid", the motives involved may be more eccentric.

bird-butch-moved

being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that

unpretty

self-recognition through the other (concerned)

unpretty

damn. that guy needs help. yes i'm sure. no i'm not telling you why.

scissorsaint

(flirting) i could be your problem

batneko

Favorite character dynamic #3746: when A, incredibly overwhelmingly powerful, is found by B, much less powerful, who thinks A is down on their luck and needs training or a job or a place to stay, and A who needs absolutely none of those things is just like, yep you're right thank you so much I would love to do chores. 🥰💕

batneko

☝️☝️☝️ @awkwardnoob gets it

circusheart

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written