worldofdistractions

I'm Mariya and I am an activist, friend, spouse, live-aboard boater, nerd, teacher, student, theater geek, math geek, vegan, atheist believing in a lot of things, pansexual, tv addict, agender person, feminist, reader, writer, living with deprestion, ptsd, and anxiety.   Pronouns: They, them. 

[melatoninaddiction]

[memewhore]

[left-reminders]

[ladylaurana]

[daddyslittleflame]

[gingersaurus]

That moment when you realize that Barney Stinson was probably not as much of a jerk or a womanizer as he was portrayed to be, but that the story was narrated by future Ted, trying to get his children to approve of him dating Robin again, so future Ted had to make the man Robin married look like the bad guy in the story.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

duuuude

[ladyshinga]

Ted is the worst Unreliable Narrator of all time also just Ted is the worst

[yusaku777]

Honest question: who is worse, Ted from HIMYM, or Ross from Friends?

[ladyshinga]

they’re both worse

[raythebrutallyhonestguy]

@gingersaurus Your theory is confirmed by Neil Patrick Harris.

[gingersaurus]

WHAT THE FUCK.  NPH ACTUALLY RESPONDED TO MY CRACK THEORY?????

[nudityandnerdery]

Proposal: Ted is worse than Ross. Because HIMYM is Ted’s version that he thinks makes him look good. So whatever he’s really like? Is probably worse.

[feministism]

[worldofdistractions]

baby boomer: i can't retire because i will literally die if I don't have a job due to diminishing safety nets and the rise of poverty

the news: BABY BOOMERS REFUSE TO RETIRE TO SPITE MILLENNIALS.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still unsure if white privilege exists? This should clear it up.

[sex-and-metaphors-deactivated20]

she literally tried to deal drugs to the cops I just.. fucken.. WHAT 

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

He didn’t arrest her he warned her it was illegal….. Warned !!!!!!! Wtfffffffffffffffffff

[themerrywriter-deactivated20200]

OOOFT ya fucker thats shady. 

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Laser Jesus is the best Jesus.

[no-chill-at-all]

[doctorwhorama]

[arabellesicardi]

im the robot

[adulthoodisokay]

classic who is incredible

[doctorwho]

Doctor Who: Planet of Fire (1984)

[themudcrusher]

Happy Tuesday 😂

[robotticellis]

i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

[rynekat]

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

[carryonmywaywardstirrup]

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[larissafae]

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I loved this ridiculous moment so much okay

ANGRY CYBORG SASS OFF

[whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid]

This was my favourite bit

[learningtoacceptchange]

Meanwhile, the Doctor is laughing their ass off watching from a monitor…

[optimysticals]

From time to time we just put this episode on for this.

[xxziggystardust]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via drhingram)