mr. pasta

he/him ★ just really wants to talk about the marvin trilogy

[duckdotcom]

the bros and i were playing our favorite game "say something beautiful" and it was going great until chadney accidentally described the face of god in perfect glorious detail and all of us were killed by exposure to holy radiance in our brains as we imagined it

[byjove]

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

[byjove]

absolutely

[byjove]

[laika-the-bitch]

kosher version!

[orchidvioletindigo]

[IDs: The first image is the trans pride flag with the words "This post was made by a man!" written on it and several PNGs added on top: a fishing line, a football, Head & Shoulders & Knuckles (from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise) shampoo, and Lightning McQueen from Cars.

Second image is tags that read, "OP can I use this image for myself."

Third image is a reply from @/apocalypticsucculent that says, "You need to add some form of meat to this. Like a pork chop."

Fourth image is the same trans pride flag image with a PNG of supermarket bacon added to it.

Fifth image is the same as the last but with the bacon replaced with a slab of red meat. /End IDs.]

[whatrturtles]

happy neil banging out the tunes

[kissofchita]

Gonna be putting this on all my posts from now on

[eilinknight]

HEY!!

Rude

[kissofchita]

Literally what did I say

[caterjunes]

#what did you expect you know they can’t sight read  (via idrils)

[sparklyblondeteacher]

:(

It’s not my fault I have a lil sugary Disney baby voice

[kissofchita]

[wormman3000]

saw little shop off broadway, we were in the second row and jesus christ i made a lot of eye contact with christian borle. what the fuck

[lizzardtown]

Hey fun fact I just found out, pasta catches fire really easily!

[wormman3000]

AAAAH IM OPENING AS BAKER IN MY THEATRES PRODUCTION OF INTO THE WOODS TODAY im gonna piss

[eleventhearl-deactivated2024022]

his swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me

[wndshld]

this is the obscure content I want

[trashboat]

the fuck is wrong with people who like cheesecake

[trashboat]

ooh looks like i struck a chord with the group who justifies eating a block of cream cheese by adding sugar

[kemafili]

I'll fuck your bitch til she creams on my cake

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

[salty-red-mage]

This is very real.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/amp/human-rights-groups-urge-egypt-halt-crackdown-gays-n806641

[sparkhelpful-deactivated2024022]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

[wormman3000]

look at how pretty my cat is.

[april]

“autistic to adhd communication” um its called kissing with tongue

[lizzardtown]

Kind of a milf reblog

[apeshit]

if you were a mouse and you wanted to change the subject you could say “squeaking of which….”

[wormman3000]

gordon schwinn

[mulberrydyke]

My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

Wow, there really is everything on that bagel