Wow and Flutter

old enough to be running out of time, young enough it's not supposed to matter | non-passing butch enby (they/them) | blog of useless vespertine "musings" (BTW wow and flutter are low and high frequency upsets in analogue recordings, wander and jitter are the same for clock speed misalignments in digital ones. I know nothing much of either, I just liked how they sounded)

[wowflutterwanderjitter]

Can we acknowledge how difficult it is to be fun and quirky when every precipice over 36 feet (10.98 m) is looking mighty jumpable?

[lillie-garden]

This is poetry to me

[lillie-garden]

I'm being serious btw like. There's a really particular transfem horror to this.

[lillie-garden]

every so often this will get circulated around again and I resist the urge to start telling off the many, many transmascs who comment on it about how scary it was for them going on T because of this so "transmasc here, I totally get it" and its like. you don't. you really dont. the parallel of the lack of agency PAIRED with the ability to call for help is the entire thing. the consistent lack of understanding that estrogen doesn't change our voices. that it's something we just Lose and never get back. it fucks with me & every time I get a wave of Men Insisting They Understand Something That They Clearly Don't it's like. the poems keep writing themselves huh

[despazito]

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Which airport is more cringe? Round 1

LAX Los Angeles International Airport vs. IAD Washington Dulles International Airport

LAX

IAD

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

Previous Opponents

IAD: CDG

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[tamamowand]

let's be honest here

[tamamowand]

slight correction

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[estro-boi]

rule 1 of nonbinary club: there is no right or wrong way to be nonbinary :)

rule 2 of nonbinary club: if u mention that half of us get seen as quirky and the other half get seen as rapists then u will be hunted for sport

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[kyoukorpse]

we are staying up til butch o clock

[dragongirlbunny]

*liberal voice* the "Throw Trannies in a Woodchipper Act" is bad because what if a real person gets thrown into the chipper by mistake?

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

i think there is something missing within me that everyone else has

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

oh that person draws "fat fetish" art so they're a disgusting creep? fuck omg you're right, that's DISGUSTING that they'd find fat bodies attractive. like... they're fat? and we're supposed to believe someone could find that attractive?

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

oh you didn't mean it like that, you just hate how "porn brained" they are? yeah that's fair. imagine how warped your brain must be by porn to NOT expect all women to be skinny and conventionally attractive. heh, turned on by women who aren't hourglass figures with perfect tits and ass? someone has watched too much porn, clearly!!

[krismasdreemurr00]

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

[tables-but-with-a-very-long-name]

Made it poly friendly

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

oh hell yeah even better

[courtjester69420]

Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

[queen-mihai]

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[willgrahamscock]

ignore my boaner 👍

[ladyofwasps]

I can’t handle any more awful news about trans women being murdered. I can’t take the faux-concerned crocodile tears of people deadnaming them, I can’t take the journalists misgendering and degendering them, I can’t handle families burying them with the wrong name, I can’t take so many amazing women being so horrifically murdered. It’s all so awful and I don’t understand why we have to be the victim of constant hate.

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Anyone got that comic about making up a strawman to make a point and then turning around and the strawman is standing there

[benbrusque]

This one?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Thanks