I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming
Woman murders man in broad daylight
We just knew.
As a reminder, this is what she looks like:
Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures
You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.
her!!!
Baby Miette!!!
Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped
IT’S MIETTE!!!!
He’s being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, he’s quite enjoying it!
When you’re a prehistoric dinosaur and it’s scritches time
brushie brushie brushie
It really is fascinating that basically every animal on earth that has some sort of skin integument enjoys a lil scratch. I mean it makes sense but like. Humans evolved from social grooming animals and we have perfect little grooming hands and basically everything on earth with scales, fur or feathers can basically be convinced to let us give them free back scratches. Humans don’t even get anything out of it other than the satisfaction of helping out. We’re just really good at it. What a useful creature to be put on a planet full of animals who can’t reach their backs.
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
world heritage post
why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or
NEVERMIND.
getting second hand embarrassment on the dash tonight
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch
why the FUCK am i still on here
“who’s a bigger simp....mordecai or finn?” is so tired. we all know who would be cooler and more normal about you being nonbinary
i don’t think mordecai from regular show is transphobic i just think you’d have to have a 10 minute conversation with him about gender and after every time you walked into the room he’d be like “yoooo, they/them!!! how’s it going my nonbinary?” despite being only acquaintances. finn from adventure time would be like “that’s cool! watch this” and then start beatboxing or something
it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
i have to do EVERYTHING around here
So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.”
Fucking eh. Relationship goals.
my favorite customer service slip ups
here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy
Hotel Transylvania
im sorry the what
this one
the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one
which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture
So the timeline is
- I am lesbo
- I'm stuff
- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion
- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis
as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record
I'm sobbing oh my god
I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho
Why the fuck is it woody and bolt
WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT
Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?
if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law.
There is
So much going on here
This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking
I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier
carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to
i bought that for my wife
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
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