tbh I need a bottle of wine, and a deep conversation the whole night long with sleepy, morning sex at sunrise
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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tbh I need a bottle of wine, and a deep conversation the whole night long with sleepy, morning sex at sunrise
Zayn out and about in NYC, February 03, 2018
dancing around your room to music is one of the ultimate forms of self care
i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
You deserve a relationship with someone who never has you guessing where you stand with them.
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ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]
This shit is wild.
There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.
Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.
I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case
Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.
Sorry, what year is this again??
ok but who else regrets everything they fuckin say
THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!
Who else out here trying to ignore the fact that longtime romantic love just might never be a part of your life
I have like 7 different laughs and they’re all ugly
queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!
the old taylor….. dead……
That’s not Taylor that’s becky
She dead too so we gotta double homicide
90s R&B & late nights.
The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.