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Awful unused sound effect from a spore creature stage cutscene

secondsentinels

audio: a creature wailing and sniffling in a very nasal and highpitched way.

twisted-bud

meweueueuuu😢💧💧euemweueuuwme😭😭💧myyewuyeu Sniff 👃meuwumemeueuw😢😢💧💧meuwuwue MEMMWMWMEM😭😭😭

pjharvey

undeadparished

lets become something entirely your own with papa

inkedbyash

One of my favourite memes on the internet

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scheidungsgrund

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

galecstatic

it just gets better

and better

goingonanadventuremaybe

A HAMMERHEAD????

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.

They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

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Osprey (Pandion haliaetus)

Brown pelican (Pelecanus occidentalis)

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Official ornithology post

zipsunz

above all else

mortallycrispygardener

shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea

I'm sorry WHAT

smallerontheoutside

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

astropithecus

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

pansy-moth

This can’t be real

prokopetz

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

xeansicemane

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

I've seen it pointed out a few times that the various toxins mentioned above did technically have the desired effect, given humans started cultivating the plants and thus protected them from predators/insects, and spreading their seeds far and wide. I just like the idea of evolution/DNA in the examples above being like a benevolent Monkey Paw for the plants.

headspace-hotel

Gotta love humans. Fucking weirdos.

redlobter

i love you s1 jon. i love whatever the fuck's wrong with you you beautiful insane boy

iraffiruse

furaffinity

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

stargh0st-deactivated20131025

wwhat the fuck….

tubaplaysmatt

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

thebaconsandwichofregret

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

smimon

Here’s the second image again since it somehow disappeared in reblogs

powerfulwizard

I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.