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[hannahhillam]

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[seto-kaibae-deactivated20150923]

Twinkle Twinkle fucking why

Can’t I draw the other eye

What the fuck’s up with your nose

Fuck those folds in all your clothes

Twinkle Twinkle fucking shit

Fuck this art, I’m done I quit.

[damnanime]

Little artist, please don’t cry, I’ll help you draw that fucking eye.

If your features seem rather whack, Flip the canvas and drive them back.

If traditional is more your trend, Then notice senpai Wilhelm Bendz!

If all this seems a total waste, Then fucking cheat with cut and paste.

Making art’s a no-rules fight, Uh, beware my power, Green Lantern’s light.

[arma3000-deactivated20190411]

THIS POST!

[oocbidmun]

reblog this and tag the smallest fandom you’re in

[lycanrocc]

Post the first starter Pokemon you’ve used for each generation!

[danicoro]

hey friends, so it looks like tumblr added a nifty (read: useless) new feature to messaging that’s opt-out. it looks a little something like this:

so we can now see who has been online recently, by the little green dot displayed on the userpic, if they have their Availability setting toggled on (which all users now seem to have, by default).

it seems able to track activity up to at least three hours (that’s the longest anyone who has this toggled has been away for), so i assume it would continue to track.

as i mentioned, this setting is opt-out, so you have to manually disable it.

for some, this feature will be useful, but i know that for someone like me, having people able to see my “online” status really bothers me, and i turn off the tracking for that on every website that i’m part of.

so, this sucks, and you don’t like it. how do you get rid of it?

On Desktop

Click the Account icon at the top right of your Dashboard

Click on Settings

On the Account Settings landing page, find ‘Availability’ (it’s under Security)

Toggle ‘off’

On Mobile 

※ these steps are iOS specific, though i assume it’s pretty similar on Android, etc. devices)

Tap the Account icon

Click the cog wheel to open your Account Settings

Tap Global settings

Tap Privacy

Toggle ‘off’

that’s it, ur good to go. hope it helps, friends!

[saddest-cat-hours]

[yugirimistwalker]

he’s on his way to the temple of meridia

[trilllizard666]

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

[highdio]

Satoshi Toda’s 1/8 scale Jeanne d’Arc is gorgeous. Max Factory.  19,800Y.  May 2018.

[k-eke]

Kirby animations of many famous games (not them all)

I already posted some back on Tumblr but wanted to make a video with this theme I love so much, Gourmet race!

Hope you will like it ^^ 

Huge thanks to Masahiro Sakurai for creating such an amazing character!

… Would be so happy if I could choose my OWN preview image instead of having a random frame selected, the animation is not about a mirror on the floor, no worries ;)

[clemyntine-deactivated20170622]

reblog this and tag: your favorite pokemon region + favourite pokemon

[sosuperawesome]

Handmade Fishnet Tights by Lirika Matoshi on Etsy

See our ‘festival fashion’ tag

Follow So Super Awesome: Blog • Instagram • Facebook • Pinterest

[fenvincible]

How to talk to short people.

[yoruny]

Honey Star Sapphire

[hathor-liderc]

Visit Original Link

Comic by @kitsune23star

Cast

Bayonetta - Cassie

Video Version Here: (X)

Directed by Hathor Liderc

[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

[thisiswhymomworries]

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick, erection

tier 2 (generally accepted): arousal, length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

[retroactivebakeries]

tier 7 (you are like a little baby. watch this): the symbolic collage, the multiplier of motions known, a pillar of fighting styles terrible to behold, the ability to infer significance in something devoid of detail, cornered sphere, a letter written in uncertainty, flesh-metal, a bubble of foul water and fire, invisible scripture, the sex-death of language, power throat, the heart bone, the mercy seat, the irrefutable-for-a-span, the enigma that must be removed, the new phlogiston, a throne of wonder why, the idiom stroke, non-spatial space filling to capacity with mortal interaction and information, a bit of string shaped like your favorite color, the sword not held, estrangement from statesmanship, the reptile wheel, the treasure wood sword, a million-eyed insect dreaming, the dome-head demon, a dead carapace of memory, the mythic epidermal, the ethos knife, flute-and-pipe ogre, the red jewel of conquest, a walking star

[f1rstperson]

You basically made me read the cuil theory of penis metaphors so I’m posting cuil theory

[redportrait]

[itslalalita]

godpoem:

tag yourself: Human Wreck edition. im claude

[writing-fireworks]

tag yourself i’m all of them

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[david-de-bergerac]

In which Edgeworth Does as he Pleases