We'll have thee wumbo.

I wumbo you wumbo he she me wumbo

[doggiewoggiez]

has anyone ever tried putting raw eggs in the detergent slot on the washing machine and olive oil in the fabric softener slot to make clothes mayonnaise

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[rathayibacter]

so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.

[fnordseer5]

you're too late mr. bond, i've already ragebaited your fat dog

[paulandersonxo]

sisyphus... you made boulder choices on the runway this week, but we just need you to push a little more. i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination

[paradise-sys]

stop signs were invented by octagons in order to have something to do

[dogpuppy]

[floppyhatwitch]

[heedra]

wallace was right when he took himself and his gay little dog to the moon on account of maybe cheese was there

[brucebocchi]

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[sexchangedotcom]

i can't seem to find my baby

[goodsprings]

just got a rejection email for a job i didn’t apply for

[honted]

they said WE DON'T WANT YOU 🗣️‼️

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

[bowsersex]

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don't even care. They act like it's normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he'll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. "Oh you don't wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?" And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that's a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he's not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.