Dan’s Blog

I am Dan! 23 - any prns

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[theonion]

After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.

“Tuesday?” San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. “How in the hell is it still Tuesday?”

Tuesday’s arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.

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[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

[shuffle-step]

I'm sure she can help.

bonus panel under the cut

[shuffle-step]

I'm sure she can help.

bonus panel under the cut

[cikero]

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

[cikero]

[bonyassfish]

No place for a little seal

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[eroscestlavie]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[purpleleavesday]

"Wow [traditionally masc name] is a weird name for a girl why did your parents name you that 🤨?" Maybe there's a reason here. Maybe there's a reason that someone who appears to you to be a girl, strange old man at work, might not have a traditionally feminine name. Possibly

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[i-might-be-vanny]

[yesornopolls]

Do you think it is safe to walk around at night in your neighborhood?

(sent the previous ask too early, sorry!! -.-)

Do you think it is safe to walk around at night in your neighborhood?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 30

[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad