bagel

Hello! You can call me bagel! {he/him 🏳️‍⚧️}{bi}

[wwwskeletrans]

My reminders: take your fucking medicine

Me: no ❤️

[wwwskeletrans]

I had a dream that Light Yagami was a frog and instead of using a death note he would eat people.

[wwwskeletrans]

We had to take a personality test for business & careers on the first day and the new teacher said “I have the same personality as Miley Cyrus so I have that going for me”

[wwwskeletrans]

Vegans: how would you feel if your head was ripped off??!!

Gen Z: i would love that

[wwwskeletrans]

HIS FACE-

He know he done messed up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what is the among us fandom and r ya'll doing ok

[wwwskeletrans]

Were we ever ok

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the ideal body type is dumpling

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cozy. soft and doughy on outside. meaty on inside.

[wwwskeletrans]

Mmm yum

[wwwskeletrans]

Oh my god

Oh my god

So I’m rewatching Magic Kaito 1412 and

Jii-Chan says this

And I’m like

DR AGASA??

[wwwskeletrans]

Me and my mom: *get a haircut*

My dog: who the fuck are you

[wwwskeletrans]

Would Todoroki’s element be water? cause fire + ice = water

[wwwskeletrans]

*top three going to get stickers after a Kahoot!*

1st place:

2nd place while walking up: [1st place], you know Im smarter then you

Me, 3rd place knowing I probably got better grades them then cause this is social studies and I guessed the teachers middle name wrong:

[wwwskeletrans]

Weebs:

Religious people:

Religious weebs:

[wwwskeletrans]

“I’m never having kids” I say as I get up to let my dog out for the 20th time that night

[wwwskeletrans]

Quick Shop

Me: you stop

Mom: no, you stop

Me: no, you stop

Mom: no, that's a quick shop

[wwwskeletrans]

Me thinking how good my left arm looks while the rest of my body is in shambles: :) :(

[wwwskeletrans]

I made this my background and I can’t stop laughing every time I see it

[wwwskeletrans]

Me and my friend started talking about the medicine that puts down dogs and I said, “it should be called ‘you were a good boy medicine’”