Marya Hendriks

Wylan's proud mom Six of Crows rp banner by @lu_drawsforfun on Insta taken from Pinterest

[wylanscoolmom]

Introduction post

Hi, I'm Marya Van Eck (nee Hendriks)

🎼 Musician

🎹 pianist

🎨 artist

🌞 - My son <3 @vanecksprodigalson

🌟- My other son @gunslingerofthebarrell

The friends of my sons

❤️- Inej @captainghafaofthewraith - she is very sweet. I do hope I see her more.

💛- Kaz @kazgr - Inej's husband. He commissions me sometimes. Very strange young boy but I like him

🩷- Nina @ninagirlkisserzenik - A bit rowdy, and I haven't seen her in a while, but she is incredibly lovely!

Other frequent visitors to the Van Eck House

Kuwei Yul-Bo: @kuweiyulcombo

Anika: @coolestcrowinkedderdam

Alys Van Eck: @alysthesingingmom

Joost Van Poel: @i-only-have-two-problems

Hanne Brum: @healerhanne

Miraya Kipadia: @petals-of-lilac

Sofiya Volkov: @inferniofthesecondarmy

My Creepy Ex (please avoid him)

Jan Van Eck- @i-hate-my-son

<OOC: This is a Ketterdam rp blog for Marya Van Eck (Hendriks) made for shits and giggles, please check out the community here. It's awesome. We're cool, and we don't bite, promise>

<ooc ps: this has been in my drafts for so long, nobody told me how hard it is to make an introduction post ughhh>

[wylanscoolmom]

Who’s your favorite child?

Inej. She is such a sweet girl. Also Jesper. And Wylan, my son. And Inej's grumpy husband Kaz. And Nina. I... I don't know

[kazgr]

Random question, do you have a favorite outfit to wear???

No. I don’t keep any clothes I won’t wear. I don’t think I have a preference for anything.

[wylanscoolmom]

But... You always wear that black coat Inej gifted you when you come over.

[amidautumnn1ghtsdream]

"Nothing's gonna hurt you, baby

Nothing's gonna take you from my side"

[wylanscoolmom]

Jes and Wy fell asleep after a long day.

I just had to capture it!

[valsferatu]

flowers from his sweetheart

[wylanscoolmom]

Look, Jes @gunslingerofthebarrell got flowers for Wy @vanecksprodigalson!

They are slow dancing in the living room while I practice the piano. They are unbelievably sappy but I love my boys so much

[wylanscoolmom]

@vanecksprodigalson @gunslingerofthebarrell

What is going on? I heard from one of the maids that Inej's ship has sunk! Is she okay? Why is no one telling me anything? Wylan, Jesper, what is going on? @kazgr, can you please tell me? Why is no one answering?

[wylanscoolmom]

I. MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SENT CROWS TO ATTACK JAN VAN ECK :)

I DO NOT KNOW IF HE IS ALIVE ! !

jaybird out 🐦‍🔥

Good job, dear. Come over to the house. Let's chat over tea and biscuits. My sons are a bit busy lately, and I want some company

[wylanscoolmom]

If you despise me so much, why go by my surname in your introduction? Even you know you still need me to get by.

- @i-hate-my-son

Van Eck is my son's name. I am Marya Van Eck, Wylan Van Eck's mother, not your wife or your dependent or whatever fantasy you have in your sick head.

The Empire you ruined your entire family for is my son's now. And he leads it well and with grace. Go rot in Hellgate, Jan. You are not welcome here.

[i-hate-my-son]

Here for business purposes

As you can tell by what's already on my page, my name is Jan Van Eck, and I am a businessman.

I prioritize efficiency in my work— if you are just here to insult me like those annoying "Crows" are, then you may very well leave.

Brekker: @kazgr

The Wraith: @captainghafaofthewraith

Jesper Fahey: @gunslingerofthebarrell

Disappointment: @vanecksprodigalson

Witch: @ninagirlkisserzenik

Kuwei Yul Bo: @kuweiyulcombo

Insane Ex: @wylanscoolmom

Wife: @alysthesingingmom

Anika: @coolestcrowinkedderdam

Joost: @i-only-have-two-problems

[wavescyber]

I’M CACKLING THE BLOG NAME IS SO PEAK 💀💀💀💀💀

[queerbookbitch]

its incredibly accurate

[inedibleplastic]

I might just complain about Wylan 24/7 watch out

[queerbookbitch]

add an ask box I wanna converse with you

[inedibleplastic]

Whoops forgot to do that— it exists now

[queerbookbitch]

yaaaay

[wylanscoolmom]

Insane ex is a crazy way to refer to me

[i-hate-my-son]

It is correct. You attacked me; I was glad to have escaped. I don’t know how you got out of the asylum, but you are a danger to society.

[wylanscoolmom]

I did not!

*in a doubtful tone that's shaking with emotion*

I just wanted you to be less harsh on our son, and the next thing I know, you took all my property and put me in that asylum! You... you are the danger to society and I am so glad you're locked up.

[i-hate-my-son]

*Jan huffs, seemingly tired of Marya’s words*

See? This is what I mean. Wylan is a man, and he needed—still needs— to learn the proper way to be so. I wouldn’t expect a woman to understand.

And as for being locked up… that problem is easy to fix. I am merely taking my time. Be glad. For as long as you can.

[wylanscoolmom]

My son is a hundred times the man you'll ever be, you monster

And you will never come out of prison. Wylan promised me. And I know... *voice breaking* I know he always keeps his promises

[i-hate-my-son]

People like you always seem to think that honesty will get you everything; that there is value in telling the truth. The real world doesn’t work like that.

It takes ambition and cunning to succeed. Exactly the reason why neither you nor Wylan’s words are worth anything.

[wylanscoolmom]

I am not going to waste my time on you any longer now.

I have a good life with my sons and their friends, and you will not ruin it for me anymore. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go for a boat ride with Wylan

[i-hate-my-son]

Here for business purposes

As you can tell by what's already on my page, my name is Jan Van Eck, and I am a businessman.

I prioritize efficiency in my work— if you are just here to insult me like those annoying "Crows" are, then you may very well leave.

Brekker: @kazgr

The Wraith: @captainghafaofthewraith

Jesper Fahey: @gunslingerofthebarrell

Disappointment: @vanecksprodigalson

Witch: @ninagirlkisserzenik

Kuwei Yul Bo: @kuweiyulcombo

Insane Ex: @wylanscoolmom

Wife: @alysthesingingmom

Anika: @coolestcrowinkedderdam

Joost: @i-only-have-two-problems

[wavescyber]

I’M CACKLING THE BLOG NAME IS SO PEAK 💀💀💀💀💀

[queerbookbitch]

its incredibly accurate

[inedibleplastic]

I might just complain about Wylan 24/7 watch out

[queerbookbitch]

add an ask box I wanna converse with you

[inedibleplastic]

Whoops forgot to do that— it exists now

[queerbookbitch]

yaaaay

[wylanscoolmom]

Insane ex is a crazy way to refer to me

[i-hate-my-son]

It is correct. You attacked me; I was glad to have escaped. I don’t know how you got out of the asylum, but you are a danger to society.

[wylanscoolmom]

I did not!

*in a doubtful tone that's shaking with emotion*

I just wanted you to be less harsh on our son, and the next thing I know, you took all my property and put me in that asylum! You... you are the danger to society and I am so glad you're locked up.

[i-hate-my-son]

*Jan huffs, seemingly tired of Marya’s words*

See? This is what I mean. Wylan is a man, and he needed—still needs— to learn the proper way to be so. I wouldn’t expect a woman to understand.

And as for being locked up… that problem is easy to fix. I am merely taking my time. Be glad. For as long as you can.

[wylanscoolmom]

My son is a hundred times the man you'll ever be, you monster

And you will never come out of prison. Wylan promised me. And I know... *voice breaking* I know he always keeps his promises

[i-hate-my-son]

Here for business purposes

As you can tell by what's already on my page, my name is Jan Van Eck, and I am a businessman.

I prioritize efficiency in my work— if you are just here to insult me like those annoying "Crows" are, then you may very well leave.

Brekker: @kazgr

The Wraith: @captainghafaofthewraith

Jesper Fahey: @gunslingerofthebarrell

Disappointment: @vanecksprodigalson

Witch: @ninagirlkisserzenik

Kuwei Yul Bo: @kuweiyulcombo

Insane Ex: @wylanscoolmom

Wife: @alysthesingingmom

Anika: @coolestcrowinkedderdam

Joost: @i-only-have-two-problems

[wavescyber]

I’M CACKLING THE BLOG NAME IS SO PEAK 💀💀💀💀💀

[queerbookbitch]

its incredibly accurate

[inedibleplastic]

I might just complain about Wylan 24/7 watch out

[queerbookbitch]

add an ask box I wanna converse with you

[inedibleplastic]

Whoops forgot to do that— it exists now

[queerbookbitch]

yaaaay

[wylanscoolmom]

Insane ex is a crazy way to refer to me

[i-hate-my-son]

It is correct. You attacked me; I was glad to have escaped. I don’t know how you got out of the asylum, but you are a danger to society.

[wylanscoolmom]

I did not!

*in a doubtful tone that's shaking with emotion*

I just wanted you to be less harsh on our son, and the next thing I know, you took all my property and put me in that asylum! You... you are the danger to society and I am so glad you're locked up.

[i-hate-my-son]

Here for business purposes

As you can tell by what's already on my page, my name is Jan Van Eck, and I am a businessman.

I prioritize efficiency in my work— if you are just here to insult me like those annoying "Crows" are, then you may very well leave.

Brekker: @kazgr

The Wraith: @captainghafaofthewraith

Jesper Fahey: @gunslingerofthebarrell

Disappointment: @vanecksprodigalson

Witch: @ninagirlkisserzenik

Kuwei Yul Bo: @kuweiyulcombo

Insane Ex: @wylanscoolmom

Wife: @alysthesingingmom

Anika: @coolestcrowinkedderdam

Joost: @i-only-have-two-problems

[wavescyber]

I’M CACKLING THE BLOG NAME IS SO PEAK 💀💀💀💀💀

[queerbookbitch]

its incredibly accurate

[inedibleplastic]

I might just complain about Wylan 24/7 watch out

[queerbookbitch]

add an ask box I wanna converse with you

[inedibleplastic]

Whoops forgot to do that— it exists now

[queerbookbitch]

yaaaay

[wylanscoolmom]

Insane ex is a crazy way to refer to me

[vanecksprodigalson]

how much coffee can I reasonably consume without killing myself?

[wylanscoolmom]

I believe, judging from the number of times the coffee pot has been refilled, you must not consume more, my son.

The servants are a bit worried. So am I, honestly. I have not seen you in days... what are you doing in your office all day?

ooc: answer is ~400 mg of caffeine

[vanecksprodigalson]

what is jesper's best and worst quality?

Oh! Well let’s see…

I think Jesper’s best quality is his loyalty. Once you’re part of his family, he’ll do anything for you. Oh and he’s also very handsome and a very good kisser

His worst quality? He snores. And not in the cute, soft way that can lull you to sleep. It’s loud and I wonder how he hasn’t choked on his own spit. Or been smothered by a pillow. I’ve had to stuff my ears with beeswax at night just to sleep.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

i fully agree with wylan on all my best qualities. however, i resent what he says about my snoring. he exaggerates greatly

[vanecksprodigalson]

Jesper darling, love of my life, you probably lower the property value of the neighbours’ estates with your freight train levels of snoring. It’s that bad

[wylanscoolmom]

Wylan, darling, don't be rude to Jesper.

[i-only-have-two-problems]

Councilman Van Eck is right, I can hear it from Hoede's estate

[vanecksprodigalson]

Thank you, random guard. I take back what I said about your facial hair

[i-only-have-two-problems]

Thank you Mr. Hendricks, especially considering it was false

[vanecksprodigalson]

what is jesper's best and worst quality?

Oh! Well let’s see…

I think Jesper’s best quality is his loyalty. Once you’re part of his family, he’ll do anything for you. Oh and he’s also very handsome and a very good kisser

His worst quality? He snores. And not in the cute, soft way that can lull you to sleep. It’s loud and I wonder how he hasn’t choked on his own spit. Or been smothered by a pillow. I’ve had to stuff my ears with beeswax at night just to sleep.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

i fully agree with wylan on all my best qualities. however, i resent what he says about my snoring. he exaggerates greatly

[vanecksprodigalson]

Jesper darling, love of my life, you probably lower the property value of the neighbours’ estates with your freight train levels of snoring. It’s that bad

[wylanscoolmom]

Wylan, darling, don't be rude to Jesper.

[ninagirlkisserzenik]

@my-chemical-imbalance007 @gunslingerofthebarrell

Thoughts on me staying over?? 👉👈

[vanecksprodigalson]

Do it! We have PLENTY of space and it will be nice to catch up

[kazgr]

@wylanscoolmom Have you even met @ninagirlkisserzenik yet? She’s loud.

[wylanscoolmom]

I haven't.

But I don't mind if she is loud. The house is so quiet now, now that Inej has left. She was good company.

It would do the house some good, I think, to have some noise in it again...

[captainghafaofthewraith]

Any ideas for how to keep an immobile man entertained?

Because Kaz is going stir crazy and I may actually lose my mind.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

wylan and i could come over… kaz denies it but he does enjoy having me around

[captainghafaofthewraith]

Maybe bring some cards? You could play- not for anything, mind.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

now, whats the fun in playing cards if there’s nothing at stake?

[captainghafaofthewraith]

You've been doing so well, Jes, I don't want to jeopardize that and neither does Kaz. But please come entertain him.

[kazgr]

@gunslingerofthebarrell I’ll give you the money I owe you for the dresser. Bet with that.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

sorry kaz, but i promised inej i wouldnt be gambling. still coming over to get my money though

[kazgr]

Grab a bottle of something on your way up then.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

will do 👍🏾