Be Wyrm Do Sin

COMMISION INFO He/him, trans, ace, horny on main. Woerms, shitposting, rants, queer shit. Currently obsessed with Warframe, FF14 and DRG. Old as balls. TERFs, SWERFs, anti-kink, exclusionists fuck off.

[vossprime]

Saltzpyre: The soul is willing, but the flesh requires binding!

Me, who hasn’t had top surgery yet: fuck dude, same

[nonlynear]

time is a flat iron and brother i’m getting smooth as fuck

[cephalopodie]

time is a curling iron and brother i'm all twisted up

[teaboot]

Time is a flat iron, smooth as fuck Time is a curler, twisted up Time is an updo, pinned and tucked Time is a weave-in, stitched and stuck Time is organic, shaped by luck Time is a construct Monster truck

[direhydroid]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[emeships]

i want them to give Urianger/Thancred/Y'shtola new fits bc it's been a while BUT ☝️ it's very important to me that Urianger does not cover up any of that beautiful skin he's showing currently

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[dogpuppy]

[wyrmoffastring]

I fuckin. Forgor. That pythons are animals. And not a programming language.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[silentevilx-deactivated20160627]

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

fjdkaf;jkd;al

does that give you your answer

[manafromheaven]

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

[alex-just-vibing]

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

[alamogirl80]

Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment

[anachronic-cobra]

And then you're like "fuck it, I'll make my own" and once you've done that you toss it into the goodwill bin to be someone else's prada or container of human teeth

[mjrtaurus]

And sometimes you gotta go with the container of human teeth purely out of morbid curiosity.

[waterme-stories]

The container of human teeth is what I was looking for specifically. If you must know.

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[derthbox]

Saints an’ Sinners

Victor Saltzpyre - Vermintide

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[nightmaresyrup]

Secret cat

[vossprime]

Saltzpyre: The soul is willing, but the flesh requires binding!

Me, who hasn’t had top surgery yet: fuck dude, same

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[pattern-recognition]

Hostile

[pattern-recognition]

Да, комиссар

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[hbystuff]

Showdown