[lydiabrbpooping]

this is the best tik tok ive ever seen i love her so much

[dsmsix]

she said nosey little fuckers arent you? get monkeyed

[kaijutegu]

I got distracted putting away groceries and SOMEBODY took advantage.

[kaijutegu]

Remorseless! A remorseless, shameless thief!

[kaijutegu]

She put herself in prison and then passed out

[silvermarmot]

Her belly is full and her heart unburdened by guilt. Perfect time for a nap.

[sadclowncentral]

really heartbroken about the fact that growing up as a digital native in the age of synthetic paint mixes made it impossible for me to expierience colours for the first time as an adult. the jealousy i feel when imagining a farmer ten thousand years ago seeing cobalt for the first time when stumbling over a new flower is indescribable. i despise the chromatic uneventfulness of my life

[sadclowncentral]

after being upset about this for an embarrassingly long time i have decided that this injustice can only be fixed by taking my time to look at all colours one at a time and think about them as if i have never seen them before. there are no flaws in this plan

[sadclowncentral]

7c8de6. this colour has an echo and sounds like high synths in a distance. it tastes slightly too sour to be really sweet but still contains sugar. i enjoy it a lot. but it is hard to mix without having a proper cyan at hand. 9/10

[sadclowncentral]

73535b. this colour is slightly cool to the touch and emits a low humming noise. it doesn’t smell like anything but tastes a bit tingly. i was apprehensive at first but now i quite like looking at it. it required more black paint than i thought. 7/10

[sadclowncentral]

ae1c5e. this colour is a soft pressure on the chest. it sounds like footsteps in adjacent buildings. i gasped in joy when it appeared but looking at it for longer made a melancholic. confusingly, it contains no blue. 7/10

[sadclowncentral]

8aae0e. despite its appearances, this colour is inedible. when touched it’s easily crushed between your fingers and leaves a wet residue. i like greens, but this one is suspicious. contains far less blue than you might think. 6/10

[sadclowncentral]

a60ed4. this colour crashes over you like a wave and sounds like mechanic bells. it smells slightly acidic in a way that surprisingly reminds of home. it like looking at it while blinking fast. don’t bother mixing this colour. 8/10

[purplexiasphinx]

Hey op one question why were you tasting the paints

[sadclowncentral]

why does the sun rise in the morning? mind your own business man

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[lunarconception-deactivated2021]

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

[meangirlnurse]

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

[ripe]

[jame7t]

normalize catgirls fucking KILLING you

a catgirl will never love you

catgirls are NOT understood

a catgirl would gut you for a shiny ball

70% of all deaths are catgirl related

[carolsturka]

succession, 1x10 “nobody is ever missing” // frank ocean, “self control” // succession, 2x1 “the summer palace” // the beatles, “you never give me your money” // richard siken, “war of the foxes” // william-adolphe bouguereau, “dante and virgil” // succession, 2x6 “argestes” // arctic monkeys “the ultracheese”

[pondnaravit]

Now, our last prince would cut his hair and leave us, never to return. Sometimes, I think the gods are laughing at us.

[nonalimmen]

“The Death of Cleopatra”

© Nona Limmen Facebook / Instagram

[kyloren]

A fickle heart is the only constant in this world.

HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE / ハウルの動く城 2004 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki / 宮崎 駿

[with-practice]

Susan Kare, famous graphic artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM. (1980s)

[lexaproletariat-deactivated2018]

[astraldepths]

She also did the playing card art for Windows 3.1′s Solitaire!

[fushigikid]

The way she’s sitting…

Is she…you know…🧰🛠

[tdfarchive2-deactivated20191204]

Horrible Histories S01E03 ↳ Slimy Stuarts: Wife swap with the Miserables, a Puritan family, and the Merrys, a Restoration family

~ History ~

Some names such as Joy, Hope, and Mercy are still used today but others such as Silence, Discipline, and ‘If Christ had not died for thee, thou hadst been damned’ were real. Here is a list of more Puritan names

[my-little-yellowbird]

Tag yourself. I’m “Has-Descendents.”

[saltydorkling-deactivated202503]

I’m No-merit

[boopednose]

“Fly-fornication”

[memorydatas]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[memorydatas]

for context:

[dragonquestv]

[an-actual-lion-deactivated20200]

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

[leolikesaccountability]

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

[non-binary-ary]

Hope yall  like my abomination

[thegrimmlovely]

That last one is fucking moving istg

[silverjirachi]

at last. the gaydar

[cargopantsman]

[fluffygif]

Here comes the sun

[ludmo-blog1]

oof

[what-even-is-thiss]

I want a relationship like this

[sandersstudies]

The himbo energy here is impeccable

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

please explore this place with me. the 3D walkthrough has completely shattered my mind

EDIT: the original listing no longer has the Matterport walkthrough, which can be found here

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn