Dankmeister

https://soundcloud.com/xdankmeister capricorn | dale | 19m/757/birom/gray-a/BALLS IN MY FACE | lawful neutral/esfp | welcome to my special shitpost hell | voted 8th shittiest blog in America by the new York times

[cosmiicorvid]

A list of Ralsei emoticons:

OwO

ÓwÒ

ÒwÓ

ÚwÙ

UwU

ÙwÚ

>w<

That’s right folks, the OwO belongs to Ralsei now, you can’t change my mind

[oleskyfm]

[lopmon]

[autohaste]

But remember, she landed just fine and so will you.

[mofohngo]

[peterinrb]

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Watch until the end for the bunny flop! When I got Cinnabun she was so shy. One day I was lying on the floor with a blanket over me, watching tv and this happened! She’s the best thing in my life! . . . . . #bunny #rabbit #kanin #usagi #lapin #coniglio #conejo #bunniesworldwide #ウサギ #bunnies #fabbunnies #rabbitsofinstagram #bunnylove #bunnylife #bunniesofinstagram #netherlanddwarf #instabunny #aww #bunnystragram #bunny🐰 #wildlife #likes #animals #cutepetclub #instapet #petsofinstagram #pets #houserabbit #bunniesworldwide

[jayce]

[magnusderp]

big mood

[caleforpresident]

I can’t get over this

[leplastiquedick]

me screaming in another plane of existence 

[vulcat]

I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD

[vulcat]

[outofcontextmylittlepony]

From “Stranger than Fanfiction”

[xdankmeister]

😣😣😣😩🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯boutta make some good fanfics

[puckgoodfaggot]

everything my uncle writes on facebook reads like a shitpost and i love it

[puckgoodfaggot]

honestly he’s my favorite

[ash-ofpallet]

[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

#cuando el chisme no triangula

[xdankmeister]

does anyone want a horse dildo up their ass as much as I do? reblog if you agree!

[meganebabeblogs]

“Hey, Ballfondlers?” “Yeah, I could go for some Ball Fondlers.” 

I just wanted to draw some cute family shenanigans for these three.

Cause I like those rare moments when Rick actually shows how much he loves his grandkids.

[pridefulsuggestion]

stop being nice. start being honest. 

[dogsenpai]

[retroreverbs]

Where Medicine Fails edited by Anselm L. Strauss (1976 edition). Cover design by John Wallington.

[paradoxicalissue]

[earthdad]

no offense but

i hope all of you had a good day and that you’re content with your life

[gayboomhauer]

I’m going back into the closet I can’t do this anymore