Xuebing Du
@theartofmadeline
Cosimo Galluzzi
Sade Olutola
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Today's Document
todays bird
Monterey Bay Aquarium
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
almost home
JVL
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
Discoholic 🪩
styofa doing anything
Not today Justin
#extradirty
Show & Tell
Peter Solarz
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@xenosenti
Getting into an anime that’s an adaptation of a long running manga, you’ll see fans that read the manga beforehand saying stuff like “I can’t wait to see how they do the ‘Bingo at Daisy’s’ arc!” and you’ll be like what the hell is the ‘Bingo at Daisy’s’ arc? And then the show gets to the ‘Bingo at Daisy’s’ arc and it goes hard. Or the opposite when they’re like “The Blood Moon Forever Cries arc is gonna be nuts!” and the show gets to it and it makes you wanna become Amish
it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is
Well I guess Kanchi isn't the former Water Star, but what's his deal then, IS he a Digimon in disguise? is he Splashmon? is Splashmon Souji's former partner? anyone's guess is as good as mine.
Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.
the cambrian period was like 10 years ago
the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago
the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!
The poor children!
Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this
absolutley enchanted by cobepee
hi.deltarune?ok?yes here the my guys
i didnt draw flowery because hes gay and i hate him and hed probably suck to design and he wouldnt fit with any of the pairs and i just didnt want to
i ike aqua. my partner streamed their playthrough and i did her voices
(edit ? pretend yellow is taller than blue ??? no wonder they looked weird lol)
Fucking incredible that this is the first example they used lmao
the last one is pretty funny too
didn't expect friend inside me to be gay. maybe i'm a bad person
New shambala cards out today!!
someone has to take care of you
i love these gay flowers they're so strange /affectionate
gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
❌ False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
✅ True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.
i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])
she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??
best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this
and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.
my artists rendition of the morning in question
This is still the funniest thing to come out of Bugsnax
