Certified Dumbass(tm)

Generic Straight White Male. LGBTQ+ ally. He/Him. Furry. I will post my random thoughts here and you can't stop me.

[colourtimess]

SO mean that i have to make content of my own ocs. cruel that i can't just beam what's in my brain onto paper or something

[outofcontextdiscord]

[undertaleofficial]

[mademoiseli]

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[youhavethewrong]

Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[xiazats-mind]

Amazing dashboard pull

[screenshotsofdespair]

[xiazats-mind]

ew

[xiazats-mind]

Ok I initially imagined cracking an egg into the water, instead of, you know, hard boiling it

Which would still be gross, but not as bad as I originally thought

[xiazats-mind]

Wait

WAIT

It says egg yolks!

God I really belong on the Piss Poor Reading Comprehension Webbed Site 😒

[screenshotsofdespair]

[xiazats-mind]

ew

[xiazats-mind]

Ok I initially imagined cracking an egg into the water, instead of, you know, hard boiling it

Which would still be gross, but not as bad as I originally thought

[screenshotsofdespair]

[xiazats-mind]

ew

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[xiazats-mind]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

[mad64art]

[buhbahbuh]

which deltarune npc are you?

A bunch of (nonimportant) npcs you could possibly be

I made a which npc are u quiz :)

Tag or reblog with who you get im curious hehehe

[xiazats-mind]

...I am ok with this

[pillowspace]

Why is everyone solving Deltarune. Can I solve Deltarune too

[xiazats-mind]

^Deltarune npc dialogue

[xiazats-mind]

Aww man, I just learned that the reason why Jackenstein wasn't in my castle town is because I fought the titan spawn (due to a coding thing)

Guess I'm going to have to play a peak chapter to save him

[chuckeroo777]

The Fandom Nailed it. Somehow.

[ID: A meme featuring a venn diagram. The upper left circle has a picture of IMAGE_FRIEND, and is captioned "The secret boss is a pink and yellow cat!" The upper right circle has a distorted monochrome picture of Woody, and is captioned "The secret boss is a puppet being controlled by an entity from the inside!" The bottom circle has Cube Watermelon's artwork of Apple Girlington, and is captioned "The secret boss is Toby's japanese magical girl OC! The center of the diagram has an image of Pink, the actual secret boss of chapter 5, who fits all three descriptions. End ID]

[xiazats-mind]

Shamelessly stolen from reddit user plaguedoctorate42