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[frikiskrew]

[datagrave]

When you are into cyberpunk, but cyberpunk isn’t here yet and you’re on a budget.

[coredumpproject]

I will always reblog all of these.

[constable-frozen]

….😨

[eatthattoast]

If animals don’t exist in the pokemon world, wouldn’t pokemon just be animals? Are there insects smaller than bug type pokemon? Are they bugs or wouldn’t they just be pokemon???  

[adaswordlace]

https://twitter.com/CriminelleLaw/status/1037511306906099712

Reminds me of my mom getting remarried several years ago, for about a weekend - dude waited until after the wedding to tell her he expected her at waiting at home with dinner waiting when he finished work.

I dunno, like I get that this version of manhood is “normal” but goddamn is it the most brittle, contemptable fuckin thing

[nuka-rockit]

the bible but its retold in memes

[nuka-rockit]

“if she eat the fruit, she a thot”, the Allmighty said

“all women are queensssss” the serpent hissed into Eve’s ear

[nuka-rockit]

HE saw that they had eaten the fruit. and so with divine fury, he cast them out of Paradise as HIS voice thundered across the planes

“This bitch sentient. YEET”

[nuka-rockit]

Jesus handed his disciples the cup with wine

“take a sip babes, for this is my blood”

[zombiebrainsoup]

as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito

[blue-fluffy-dragon]

God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, “then perish”

[alleenickel]

And on the seventh day, God said: “It is Sunday, my dudes.”

[quinintheclouds]

And He told His followers about the Promised Land:

Moses commanded the red sea in the name of God, “Move, I’m gay.”

And the Lord spoke to his disciples, “Take, cronch. This is my body, given for you.” Then, lifting the wine, Jesus cracked open a cold one with the boys.

The blind man was made to see by Jesus’ hand, and he looked up in awe. “I’d like to thank not only God but also Jesus.”

The Pharaoh of Egypt would not relent, for he was the sand guardian, guardian of the sand, and the Israelites quivered before him.

Tied up and helpless, Samson’s wig was snatched.

On the third day, Jesus rose again. “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”

“PSA: here are the new Commandments, thank you for coming to my TED talk.”

“Um OP literally created the world and everything in it but go off I guess”

Witnessing Jesus walking on water, the disciples were in awe: “Oh, my God — He on x-games mode”

Jesus, bound to the cross, spoke thusly:

[fluidityandgiggles]

David: Bro I had a dream we fucked

Jonathan: Bro it’s just a dream

David: Gay, I wouldn’t fuck you

Jonathan: You wouldn’t?

David: I mean, unless you want to…

[shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees]

I’m pretty sure my soul was just damned to hell I laughed so hard at this I started crying

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Snake: listened to

Fruit: eaten

Dick: out

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN

[infectiondefective]

I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it

[z-nogyrop]

[infectiondefective]

Thanks

[infectiondefective]

Wait a minute

[notquiteapolyglot]

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

[tharook]

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

[tk-tako]

þorny*

[solarine]

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

[liquidstar]

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

[slowspinningredemption]

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[boethiah]

dragons have lips

[boethiah]

this isn’t a shitpost. in skyrim’s dragon language there are pairs of distinct words such as: ‘nid’ (no/none), ‘mid’ (loyal/loyalty), ‘mu’ (we) vs ‘nu’ (now), and ‘aan’ (an) vs ‘aam’ (to serve). this indicates that dragons are able to distinguish between the sounds ‘m’ and ‘n’. 

the only difference between ‘m’ and ‘n’ is that the latter is formed with the tongue, while the former is produced with the lips 

therefore, dragons have lips 

[endivinity]

Given when Odahviing talks to you, you can see the movement of lip plates and scales around his mouth, so my theory is that dragons have a setup like this, taking inspiration from Smaug’s design (and colour coded at the risk of looking like a clown)

Also when Odahviing is talking to you, you can see him raising the front portion of his snout to bare his teeth in a(n albeit threatening) smile, so I feel there’s flexibility there too, like a bird’s upper beak given all of that information, it’s now obvious as to why Skyrim dragons have learned to never laugh or show happiness ever

[femmeclefable]

y’all are pulling out all these facts and diagrams and stuff, but truly the only proof you need is right here

she’s wearing lipstick ladies and gentlemen

[otherwindow]

Me as Symmetra with a level 3 laser, teleporting behind the lone Zenyatta after I just killed his entire team by myself:

[sunnysundown]

Zenyatta waiting for that symmetra

[drragonss]

War…. War never changes…

[mattibee]

[corsolanite]

Pokémon you didn’t have to go after raichu like that

[reactingtosomething]

The Collector

[theycallmebecca]

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable

[strawhatcrt-deactivated20200701]

Incredibly cursed official image of Lillie harming a Clefairy.

[ahumanbeena]

Did you know that after they switched to blind auditions, major symphony orchestras hired women between 30% to 55% more? Before bringing in “blind auditions” with a screen to conceal the the candidate, women in the top 5 major orchestras made up less than 5% of the musicians performing.

[shwetanarayan-deactivated202504]

so I believe it was actually more complicated than that, in interesting ways. Because at first, when they did blind auditions, they were STILL hiring more men.

…Then they put down a carpet, so that high heels didn’t clack on the floor,  and BOOM women were suddenly getting hired.

The testers didn’t even know that’s what they were picking up on, which just goes to show how tiny of a cue it takes for misogyny to kick in.

[isaacsapphire]

The case of blind auditions for orchestras and how it dramatically changed the gender makeup of orchestras is a very illuminating example of gender bias, and an interesting possible way of countering it.

[small-witch-big-hat]

You can be sexist without knowing it. You can be racist without knowing it. This is not a moral failing; it is a moral imperative to remember that you are fallible, and take steps to limit the damage your squishy ape brain’s foibles can cause.

[angels-are-robots]

”The Last Shawarma” fanart by Bosslogic

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm