If Rapunzel Wrote Novels

[toodrunktofindaurl]

No matter how you were born, no matter who you are, love always win. [x]

[xorapunzel]

Vellichor Magazine

Hi people of tumblr! This is a call to all of the writers, artists, photographers, or generally creative minds. My friend and I are founding a self-published, bi annual literary magazine called Vellichor, and we need submissions! As of now, because we are so new, we cannot offer any payment aside from the exposure and satisfaction of seeing your work in print and showing it off. BUT, that being said, we are going to keep the cost of the magazine as low as possible, basically pricing it by the publisher's commission price and material costs, not for financial gain. We are mainly interested in short stories, but any forms of artistic expression are welcome. Your work only please, no copyrighted material. All submissions can be sent to [email protected], as can any questions you may have. Responses to questions should be fairly quick, within a day or two. Thank you so much! Please pass this around, I want to gather as many submissions as possible. Deadline TBA

[theprincessbard]

Type your name into the new tumblr gif function and post the gif you get.

[pvnish]

[heaventhing]

[yooleebird]

[jackkoss]

accurate

[loverlygwen]

[mystarseed]

[xorapunzel]

[jsantagato-deactivated20170222]

We’re all a little shitty sometimes.. right?

Reblog for a follow!

[jovan]

no offense but where even is Minnesota

[positronicpussy]

omfg. its above iowa u heathens

[plomptipples]

where’s iowa

[durnesque-esque]

I’m torn between wanting to ignore this obvious prank all together and wanting to just click the link to see what it does… 

[durnesque-esque]

It’s a loud and silly video. 

And now I’m stuck with this guy… 

Clipy’s extra annoying cousin. 

I should not have clicked it… 

[durnesque-esque]

And oh, look!

New graphics! 

DO NOT CLICK UNLESS THIS AESTHETIC APPEALS TO YOU. 

[durnesque-esque]

THIS 

FUCKER

WILL NOT

GO AWAY

HE JUST KEEPS COMING BACK. 

THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP HIM. 

SAVE YOURSELVES

[urulokid]

I clicked. I regret everything. This printer and it’s googly eyes is my life now it was nice knowing you all

[pansexualcaptaincold]

do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town

[nataliromanova]

#BOP BOP BOP BOP TO THE TOP #SLIP AND SLIDE AND HIDE THAT CRYSTAL

[moonlightnova]

*police sirens” WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

[yugiohbam]

[joshanddrake]

[maccasass]

Drake’s one of us

[shelikestheboysintheband]

and josh is our parents

[hellyeahthomassanders]

Camouflage by Thomas Sanders

[pinkerpick]

There’s no way this is six seconds

[obviousplant]

Here are some of my top wine picks.

[sphaghetti-deactivated20140113]

literally the tightest shit i have ever learned on this website is that when u spell the word “socks” out loud u are actually saying the spansih phrase “it is what it is”

[lameborghini-deactivated2013061]

eso si que es

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

That’s it. This is the funniest yak I’ve ever seen. The rest of you may go home.

[jueki]

[xiiiis-deactivated20150511]

The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby. The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head. Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six. “Hey!” “Sorry!” She called down. The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!” The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out. Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward . “Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer. The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.” The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day. She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg. “W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot. Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply. The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…” A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.” “Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards.

Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back.

[fragmentedfossil]

oH MY GOD

[izukacchan]

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SOME INSPIRATIONAL HIPSTER POST BUT I THOUGHT WRONG

[2bad]

what

[estraie]

the mother of all plot twits

[glamgh0ul]

eternal plot twist/mind blow

[thequirkyllama]

I DIDN’T KNOW BBC HAD TUMBLR

[socially-awkward-kitten-deact]

SHIT THATS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

[god-html-deactivated20180905]

I DIDN’T KNOW BBC HAD TUMBLR

[euoria]

fukin plot twist

[star-spangled-jackass]

Sounds like something that would happen on Sherlock

[wreaking-anarchy]

[bakachipcookie]

IT WAS FATE

[nightaddiction]

Criminal Minds- gifs which explain each character.

[celeritious]

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved