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"People from a planet without flowers would think we must be mad with joy the whole time to have such things about us."

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1st project of 2025. Collab cover for this amazing story

Dereliktion by @a-midnightdreary

If you haven't read it yet, check it out:

Dereliktion (203592 words) by AMidnightDreary Chapters: 31/31 Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark Characters: Tony Stark, Loki (Marvel), Frigga | Freyja (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Warriors Three (Marvel), Sif (Marvel) Additional Tags: Angst with a Happy Ending, Hopeful Ending, Sexual Slavery, Prostitution, Slave Tony Stark, Alternate Universe, Pre-Thor (2011), Complicated Relationships, Hurt/Comfort, Falling In Love, Attraction, Manipulation, Explicit Sexual Content, Dom/sub, Dom Tony Stark, Sub Loki (Marvel), Sexually Inexperienced Loki (Marvel), Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Switching, Rough Sex, Bathing/Washing, Power Imbalance, Age Difference, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Hair-pulling, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Nightmares, Panic Attacks, Eating Disorders, Minor Injuries, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Tony Stark Gets a Hug, Everyone Has Issues, Asgard sucks, Praise Kink, Dirty Talk, Subspace, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Possessive Behavior, Bit of knifeplay? Idk, Impact Play, Bondage, Attempted Rape/Non-Con, Unreliable Narrator, Implied/Referenced Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Captivity, Implied/Referenced Torture, Jotunn Loki (Marvel), Suicidal Thoughts, Implied/Referenced Suicide attempt, Healing, Masturbation, Intersex Loki (Marvel), Alien Biology, Temperature Play, Vaginal Sex, Cunnilingus Series: Part 1 of Dereliktion Summary: When the second prince buys him as his personal pleasure slave, Tony is quite certain that he's fucked. It goes both better and worse than he expects.

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Loki - Child of Thanos

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Agent of Asgard Loki

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Thinking about college sweetheart Tony Stark aka the number one fuckboy on campus

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the devil on his shoulder

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Tony Stark doodles

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decided to color a recent sketch of mine

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[official-lucifers-child]

still thinking about the brainrot that fast fashion has caused in people, like i made this pair of pants that are black and white with a cool flowery design, and an acquaintance saw them and said "wow i'd pay like 20 dollars for you to make me a pair" and i could barely think with how utterly horrified i was at that; i told them that 20 dollars wouldn't even cover the materials, let alone the hours of work that went into cutting, sewing, ironing, hemming, altering, etc. they just had this look on their face when i told them that, when i said i wouldn't make them a pair for even 100 dollars because that was still way too low of an amount, a look that said "you're crazy for thinking that those cost 100 dollars" and maybe i am crazy but holy shit, 20 dollars for a pair of handmade, durable, lined pants fitted specifically to your measurements? 20 dollars for upwards of 60 hours of work? 20 dollars for several yards of high-quality fabric, thread, and buttons? 20 dollars???

[fiollaigean]

brother what

[fiollaigean]

everyone meet my good friend Brother What, the tiny 13th century monk who lives in my phone and helps me with spelling. he's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

[fiollaigean]

it's him!!

brought to life by the incredible @loserwithanartacc

[elodieunderglass]

Brother What has a wonderful steady calligraphic hand that he uses exclusively for drawing judgementally squiggly lines under words

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official linguistics post

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the fic's heavy but it won't traumatize you

[brawltogethernow]

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

Way funnier to me than adult heroes finding out Peter is a teenager and becoming Concerned is the idea of adult heroes Retroactively finding out Peter Was a teenager because he admits to being like. 22 and they’re like “Hang on you’ve been doing this for like. Seven years.” and he’s like “Haha crazy right? Anyway it’s too late for you to yell at me about that because the statue of limitations on that lecture ran out when I turned 18”

[brawltogethernow]

YEAH this trope is instantly more tolerable if it’s fully adult Peter being like, *listen up whippersnappers because I’ve been around the block voice* “I’m thirty, and—” and Tony Stark, who vaguely assumed Spider-Man is maybe two years older than him because he just has that energy and hasn’t reassessed this for four presidential terms, is like, *drunkenly doing math* “You’re how many”

[mamapluto]

Okay but…them trying to talk about Old People Stuff with him, not realizing that he wasn’t alive to remember xyz thing happening, never used xyz technology bc he didn’t exist yet, not expecting him to agree with the fact that some ppl were saying songs they grew up to were oldies, etc

[brawltogethernow]

The thing about Peter Parker is that he was raised by senior citizens the way other heroes are raised by wolves. He has the body of an Olympic gymnast and the soul of a malcontented geriatric. This likely contributed to the perpetuation of the accidental ruse.

[brawltogethernow]

It’s when he channels Aunt May so hard he makes it sound like he was personally and immediately affected by McCarthyism that the time traveler fringe theory starts really picking up bets.

[brawltogethernow]

Pal, I JUST SAID he was raised by AUNT MAY.

Also not to get real on a ha ha comic post but the elderly are not your enemy. There are old progressives.

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

Peter has a lot of feelings about the woman that discovered DNA and he strikes me as the kind of person that thinks that distancing yourself from notable figures of history by using their last names is stupid, so he’s going to say something like, “Rosalind worked so fucking hard to have that work snatched from her,” immediately followed by, “I woulda thumped him good,” and inspiring Tony and Banner to frantically look through the 1930s and 40s yearbooks at King’s College and theorize which one was Spider-Man. Captain America tries reminiscing about the good ole days with him. Peter, for his part, has been absently agreeing and making vague “I’m listening” noises about the Rolling Stones and Elton John for the majority of his life, so adding baseball, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald to the list wasn’t that much of a stretch.

[brawltogethernow]

There are only like three genuinely funny additions on this, but this is one of them.

[fandomsandstuff]

captain america pushing a get out the vote campaign: ‘spiderman did you vote’

spider’man’ at 16: uhhhh so about that 

[brawltogethernow]

“I…can’t.” “I see. That’s why it’s so important to restore voting rights to felons.”

[whetstonefires]

That’s made funnier by the fact that I feel like Steve’s natural assumption would be that Spiderman’s a non-citizen, so him jumping straight to felon is like, Peter just has such strong criminal vibes.

[wishfulcynic]

Steve: What’d you go in for?

Peter, panicking: Jaywalking!

Steve: This prison pipeline needs to stop.

[erinmakesgifs]

OSCAR ISAAC as DUKE LETO ATREIDES Dune (2021) - dir. Denis Villeneuve

[retrogradedreaming]

“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search

[iamalivenow]

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

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Sorry Derek, I cannot reblog it without your tags as they are just... the essence. The extract 🤌