It's xxbakacoconutxx's blog, bro

The blog, bro!

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[clawlrus]

meowing antics

[bisexualcrabking-deactivated202]

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

[goldensunset]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

[guiltfactory]

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

[parkchanwoohoo]

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

[houndmother]

yall, sowing: haha hell yeah awesome!!!

yall, reaping: I was manipulated into sowing. sowing should be illegal for everyone under the age of 21. if you sow you were probably groomed and abused. most farmers are abusive and trying to coerce non-farmers into sowing at every opportunity

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[ambiguouspuzuma]

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Les dances à travers le monde

[apollosdrunkenmixup]

my favourite thing about this is some are very traditional dances integral to that country/culture; and some are one individuals favourite move

and he approaches all of them with enthusiasm and a surprising amount of skill

[aqwult]

damn it's only wednesday?? ??? i need to get fucked within an inch of my life

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[dogpuppy]

[shark-tranny]

american describing weather: ok so imagine a donut

[effemimaniac]

how does one develop discipline in the first place. it seems like discipline requires initial discipline to develop. it's a paradox.

[ycoil]

you have to hit rock bottom so hard that you almost die

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics