Randomosity @xxriellechanxx - Tumblr Blog

im telling you all... its so worth it to spend a whole evening make 100 million homemade gyoza (even though it takes so long) and freezing them all to have perfect delicious gyoza just the way you like them anytime you want at a moments notice. they seriously take like 10 minutes to prepare from frozen and they are so good. i just had a dumplings and noodles feast you wish you were me

squimp

heres teh gyoza recipe ive been using and heres the dumpling sauce recipe ive been using and here was the noodles recipe i ate. in case even 1 person on earth wanted this information

starryswirly

Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly

Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit

starryswirly

This appears to be doing numbers, here's some I missed:

dilf-din

Anything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name!!!!!!!

tastefullyoffensive

malvoliowithin

"problem plays" this "romances" that I'm proposing new and exciting Shakespearean Play Groupings for your amusement!

The Bad Dad Triad: King Lear, Henry IV Part 1, Romeo and Juliet

The "My Wife's A Floozy" Trifecta: Othello, Much Ado About Nothing, the Winter's Tale

The "Me And My Shitty Little Minion Are About To Fuck Up Your Shit Hardcore" Trilogy: A Midsummer Night's Dream, Richard III, the Tempest

The Falstaffiad: Henry IV part 1, Henry IV part 2, The Merry Wives of Windsor

The "Holy Fuck There's Two of 'Em" Saga: Twelfth Night, the Comedy of Errors

The "Dear Diary My Homoerotic Bullshit Has A Body Count Now" Series: Richard II, Julius Caesar, Coriolanus

The "Why Are The Fucking Trees Trying To Kill Me. Hate This Shit" Trilogy: Macbeth, the Winter's Tale, As You Like It

malvoliowithin

A few more for the road. Why not

"Somebody Call Ghostbusters!": Hamlet, Richard III, Macbeth, Julius Caesar

"This Protagonist Sucks So Much Not Even In A Funny Way I Hate This Guy For Real": The Merchant of Venice, Two Gentlemen of Verona, The Taming of the Shrew

"Kill Claudio. Many Such Cases": Much Ado About Nothing, Measure for Measure, Hamlet*

"Is It Really Shakespeare Unless The Protagonist Is Drenched In Blood 25/8? I Put It To You": Titus Andronicus, Richard III, Coriolanus

"And Then Some Fucker Named Sebastian Got Shipwrecked And Caused Problems": Twelfth Night, The Tempest

*Close enough

the-lincyclopedia

@socialshakespeare

socialshakespeare

"My Lover Is An Insecure Asshole": Cymbeline, Much Ado, Othello, The Winter's Tale

"And Suddenly, Snow White": Cymbeline, Pericles

"Some Dude Named Tony Has Got It Down Bad": Twelfth Night, Merchant of Venice, Antony & Cleopatra

fedorathexplorer

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

chrownox

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

fedorathexplorer

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

thetyrannosaur

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

bathykolpian

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

badjokesbyjeff

All this place needs is another scandal. Any volunteers?

barin-mclegg

Yeah I can start some shit

secondlina

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

eurodynamic

HADES (2020) | HADES II (TBA)

writer-mags

2023 is the Year of Protagonists With Glowing Green Arms

carlyraejepsans

i will never forgive popular UT fanon for using chara as a scapegoat in the genocide run and making "sans recognizes them and attacks them on sight regardless of what run they're in" headcanons so pervasive.

mostly because "restless spirit of a long dead child who's obsessed with the concept of cosmic retribution and facing consequences for your actions" + "guy whose job is just that but he treats it on par with his hot dog sidegig" is potentially one of the most hysterical dynamics you could come up with

gaylactic-fire

Something very very funny to me about the little cutscene that plays when you dye your clothes in BOTW. Link's silly "Uh oh." realisation that he's about to fall into the water below (and one of the only times this dude visibly shows fear might I add) would have been a cute one off cutscene. But it's the fact that every single time you dye a piece of clothing the same cutscene replays that kills me. The implication that even though you've dyed like 15 armour sets, each time Link forgets what's going to happen and each time is SHOCKED when he remembers again, piecing it together at the last second.

It's also worth noting that when you want to remove dye from your clothes, Link does not do the shocked gasp, but instead does a little determined nod, as if to say "Let's do this!". Therefore showing he is also fully aware of what will happen in THAT scenario??

Did Nintendo want me to dwell on these details? No absolutely not. Am I adding it to my evidence of Link being an absolute emotional enigma? Yes.

homosax

Adding that when, the first time, he goes down the platform for a shrine, he gets startled and almost loses his balance. Then he seems prepared every other time. This could have been done with the dye cut scene, even just replacing it with the determined nod..... But they didn't.

He is still shocked.

Every.

Single.

Time.

awwcutefuzzyanimals

Thinking about something

centrumlumina

delicious-dream-before-the-storm

When you are a classical musician and the public asks you to play Queen …

francesca-feasts

@hieronymus-bush … although I’m not sure what you’ll think of it 😆

hieronymus-bush

Holy hell. He has amazing technique AND he didn’t just transcribe the piece to piano, he essentially composed classical music (and honestly some neo-classical, lol) based on the melody. Plus, he kind of looks like Freddie.

muchymozzarella

People in the 1800s would've gone apeshit over this in the concert halls

emeraldbirdcollector

Reblogging to watch later...

wheeloffortune-design

Imagine if you time traveled to the court of Louis XIV. and a guy starts playing that. your eyes meet above the piano. he knows you know.

brink182-deactivated20120906

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

sensorydeprivationprincess

oh my god

lord-smaug-the-impenetrable-dea

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

heritageposts

date of origin: 2012

breathdeepseekpeace

A classic

caldraws

this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason

mannequia

the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.

Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.

xsix8990-deactivated20260423

that’s because OP’s post is a joke

I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:

the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.

Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius

xsix8990-deactivated20260423

the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the

raven-reconciling

Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.

gholateg

Tumblr deep lore

chaos-idiot-number-yeet

ooohhhhh both make more sense now lol

wereallcurioushere12

The granddaughter of the witches you couldn’t burn.

cometcrystal

many ways to read this and all are good

puts his arm around everyone as an excuse to put his arm around daphne

puts his arm around members of his polycule

he just loves his friends a lot

phantoms-lair

Fred just enjoys sitting like that and the others take advantage for snuggle time

athelind

Fred has very wide shoulders, and if he kept his arms down at his sides he would take up a disproportionate amount of space, so he drapes them across the back of whatever he’s sitting on to be considerate to those around him. It’s the moral and philosophical opposite of manspreading.