Doing poorly and poorly doing

Most of the stuff I post is just personal stuff, while almost all of the other stuff is reblogged. I reblog stuff I relate to, find funny, or find important, such as recent events

[coyotl-io]

is matt mercer fucking ok

[avidneopian]

Wait they have a mansion?

[roll-for-anal-circumference]

That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company.

[thetruerarkher]

Excuse me

[morrithal]

[pangur-and-grim]

listen. LISTEN. fund this kickstarter book of domesticated dinosaurs, I’m losing my actual mind over it: Novosaurs: a Visual Guide to the Dinosaurs of our Future

[mellifexfarm]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[thearcanatweets]

[source]

[the-cryptic-bog]

Just fuckin pet a frog. Fuckin pat pat he slimey head

[balancedbirb]

So I managed to 1.) find safety town clip in decent quality and 2.) somehow get it to upload here

[did-that-help]

four minutes and twelve seconds that changed the world

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

animal named squarsh

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

im gonna tuch it

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

what u doin 2 me……………………………………………………………

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[garbage-empress]

help my [29F] baby [0M] is too sweaty

tries to crawl across the linoleum floor [35L] and just slides over it like an air hockey puck

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[dillyt]

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[tuesdaey]

someone brought me a gift this morning

[trulyvincent]

Golden Target Tortoise Beetle

[shoefaced-deactivated20210321]

LITTLE PEETS

[rainbowbarnacle]

@curlicuecal

[bunjywunjy]

pat pat pat pat pat pat

[bluedew12]

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

[bluedew12]

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

[bluedew12]

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

[gunmax-no]

These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

[amroyounes]

8 vegetables that you can regrow again and again.

Scallions

You can regrow scallions by leaving an inch attached to the roots and place them in a small glass with a little water in a well-lit room.

Garlic

When garlic begins to sprout, you can put them in a glass with a little water and grow garlic sprouts. The sprouts have a mild flavor than garlic and can be added to salads, pasta and other dishes.

Bok Choy

Bok choy can be regrown by placing the root end in water in a well-lit area. In 1-2 weeks , you can transplant it to a pot with soil and grow a full new head.

Carrots

Put carrot tops in a dish with a little water. Set the dish in a well-lit room or a window sill.  You’ll have carrot tops to use in salads. 

Basil

Put clippings from basil with 3 to 4-inch stems in a glass of water and place it in direct sunlight. When the roots are about 2 inches long, plant them in pots to and in time it will grow a full basil plant.

Celery

Cut off the base of the celery and place it in a saucer or shallow bowl of warm water in the sun. Leaves will begin to thicken and grow in the middle of the base, then transfer the celery to soil. 

Romaine Lettuce

Put romaine lettuce stumps in a ½ inch of water. Re-water to keep water level at ½ inch. After a few days, roots and new leaves will appear and you can transplant it into soil.

Cilantro

The stems of cilantro will grown when placed in a glass of water. Once the roots are long enough, plant them in a pot in a well-lit room. You will have a full plant in a few months.

[robosnotart]

Get your infinite food exploit out of here you cheater. People like you ruin the survival horror experience.

[philippakishits-deactivated2013]

[stimman3000]

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[reanimateobjects]

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

[sake-pls]

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

[reanimateobjects]

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

[anraich-deactivated20181203]

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

[reanimateobjects]

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

[rollerskaq]

My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around

The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym

But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck

I draw a me

[simonalkenmayer]

This…

Is a fine post.