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she said she wanna fuck i said i am scared of the horrors this life brings me every day
One of the most important things I learned in my Language and the Law class is that law enforcement will intentionally misinterpret every type of statement asking for a lawyer as not asking for a lawyer. Even directly saying it like this “I will not speak to you without a lawyer” can be taken as a simple statement of fact rather than a request for a lawyer. You literally have to state “I am now invoking my right to a lawyer” and every time they try to proceed with an interrogation you have to answer every question with “I am invoking my right to have a lawyer present”. You can’t just tell them you won’t talk without a lawyer or that you want a lawyer. You have to state that you are invoking your rights. Otherwise they could just say “well they just said they wouldn’t speak without a lawyer present. That’s not invoking their rights to a lawyer. It’s just stating a fact.” even just stating your right to a lawyer doesn’t count!
PLEASE share this addition. I am a lawyer who works in criminal defense, and this is one of the most avoidable things that people consistently get wrong about the Miranda rights.
Here are some more “ambiguous” phrases which courts have found DO NOT invoke your right to a lawyer:
“Maybe I should speak to my lawyer first.”
“I might like a lawyer.”
“I think I should have a lawyer present for this.”
“Could I speak to my lawyer first?”
“How long until my lawyer gets here?”
And perhaps most egregiously – “Get me a lawyer, dawg – ‘cause this is not what’s up.”
Here are the magic phrases which you need to know if you want to invoke your Miranda rights:
1) “Am I free to leave?”
It’s worth asking this even if the answer is obvious. Even if the officer does not let you leave, by forcing them to admit that you are not free to leave, you are creating a record which your attorney can use to prove that you were in custody. Miranda rights only apply if the interrogation is custodial, meaning that police officers will frequently claim that their suspects were “not in custody” to get around their Miranda rights.
2) “I am invoking my right to remain silent.”
Simply staying silent will not invoke your right to remain silent. As absurd as this is, you must explicitly say that you are invoking your right to remain silent in order to invoke that right.
3) “I am invoking my right to an attorney.”
As stated above, you must be not only clear and unambiguous, but clear and legally unambiguous. Don’t get cute. Don’t get sassy. And on the flip side, don’t get intimidated and use verbal ticks to minimize your request. Say the line with those words exactly – say it clearly, and say it once, and then say nothing else.
Because even after you’ve done all this, the police can still try to get you to talk. They’re not supposed to interrogate you, but they’re allowed to make casual conversation, and if that conversation just happens to circle back around to the thing they wanted to question you about, well, that’s really your fault for talking after you said you wouldn’t, isn’t it? Can’t possibly fault the poor officers when you initiated – if you really wanted to have your rights respected, you wouldn’t have talked to them in the first place.
The police know this, and they will mercilessly exploit this loophole. So, once you’ve successfully invoked your Miranda rights, any and all conversation you have with police officers will put those rights back into jeopardy.
Putting it all together:
Ask: “Am I free to leave?”
If they say no, say: “I am invoking my right to remain silent and I am invoking my right to an attorney.”
And then shut up and do not say a single thing to them for any reason whatsoever until you have actually spoken to an attorney. Yes, even if it takes hours. Yes, even if they start talking to you about something else.
Finally, a very important disclaimer:
I may be a lawyer, but I’m not your lawyer, and I cannot guarantee that what I’ve just laid out here will always work for every situation. We didn’t get to this bizarre and absurd place overnight – we built this ridiculous system piecemeal, by deciding on a case-by-case basis that certain phrases were “too ambiguous” or certain types of questioning weren’t actually questioning at all. The law is still in flux, and is still fundamentally out to get you, and willing to bend plain meaning beyond all recognition to do it. Even if you invoke your rights perfectly, exactly as I have specified above, there’s a chance that your invocation of rights will be disqualified on some new technicality that no one’s even thought of yet – and that’s precisely the problem.
Watch this video: “Don’t Talk To The Police”
I am begging my followers to please watch this video from start to finish. I know it’s long, but it is incredibly valuable information that everyone needs to know, especially if you’re involved in any form of activism.
Every single cop lies. Every single cop lies and manipulates and twists the situation around to get a confession. Even when they know that the person is innocent, even when they know that what they have isn’t enough to convict someone, even when they know that that confession has been made under duress or manipulation. All they care about is getting anything to put someone behind bars.
It doesn’t matter how eloquent or innocent or experienced you are. Do not talk to cops.
The video is a doozy. Aside from all the good advice, the racist dog whistling from the officer really jumps out. In fact, his whole segment was pretty effective to drive home the point that officers are literally trained to manipulate you and fuck you over. He does say he doesn’t “try” to put innocent people in prison, but he never says he tries to keep them out either. He also explicitly states that he destroys material that could be helpful to you.
In short, DO NOT TALK TO COPS.
If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.
it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers
My husband knew that my favorite meal was my mother’s breaded and panfried chicken breast, known in my family as “Becca Chicken”. He apparently got her to teach him to cook it for our first anniversary, and every now and then he will surprise me with it as dinner. He makes it even better than I can. love is a chicken cutlet indeed
get yourself a significant other who will make you perfectly breaded and fried chicken cutlets
love is a practice
Love is patience
Love is making your husband hold your hot bagels so you can butter them before they get cold
oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum!
and that’s a good thing,
because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face.
constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.
this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?
NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:
And they recorded the planets too:
so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album
oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres.
Sun
Mercury
Venus
Earth
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
Uranus
Neptune
Pluto
i can hear these photos and i don’t like it
“Oh ok wow this is fucking creepy but very interesting and-JESUS CHRIST SATURN OH GOD NO PLEASE NO”
When I read “space…the final frontier” there’s a small part of my brain that is that audio of Patrick Stewart saying it but with a ridiculous french accent that makes it “eh-spay-zeh…ze final frahn-tee-aire” while Jonathan Frakes absolutely loses it in the background.
I really thought I was the only one who experienced this.
For those of you who haven’t heard it ^
I reworked that old cockroach comic way back I hadn’t uploaded it anywhere outside of one platform
masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)
Rating Royal Family Christmas Cards 2020
I’m doing this because 2020 has been fucking awful, no MET Gala, socially distanced awards shows, the roasting celebrities for what they wear thing, which keeps me alive and thriving, has left me a withered husk of a fashion blogger.
1. #TeamSussex, 7 out of 10
Omg, Archie’s a ginger! cute dogs! family happiness! We’re doing just FINE here in California without you! As an extra added FUCK YOU ALL, Archie made a fucking adorable cameo on the Archewell Audio podcast, and he has an American accent.
2. #TeamCambridge, 2 out of 10
UGH what’s the fucking point of living in a fucking palace & having a huge country estate if you’re going to take your Christmas picture in front of a wood pile? Like we get it you’re leaning hard on that “We’re just a normal family!” schtick, but guess what? You’re royalty! You’re not fucking normal! Dress up a little and give us a Christmas pic that might not as well have been sent by your LiveLaughLove aunt from Chicago!
3. #TeamCornwall, 7 out of 10
Admittedly, it’s been a tough fucking year for Charles, with Megxit, getting Covid, and then The Crown reminding everyone about how fucking awful he was to Diana. But this is a cute pic in a lovely royal garden, and it makes use of what’s probably Charles’s biggest asset: the fact that he and Camilla are, in spite of everything, a pretty great couple. They look like they’re really happy together.
Monaco, 10 out of 10:
I fucking love this. They’re reminding you exactly who the fuck they are: the royal family of a European microstate with legalized gambling.
Spain: 5 out of 10
Meh. The princesses are pretty, the view is nice, they look like a family on vacation.
Sweden: 3 out of 10
It’s out of focus and it looks like it was cropped from a larger picture? Like for real could you have not hired a decent photographer? If it were better quality, it’d be a nice family picture, otherwise.
Sweden pt. 2: 4 out of 10
WHAT ARE THOSE CANDLES. LITERALLY WHAT ARE THEY. WHY IS THE FOURTH ONE NOT LIT. As for everything else…. it’s….. beige.
Sweden, 3: 4 out of 10
Can no one in Sweden take a decent picture? Looks like a family Christmas card you got printed at Wal-Mart.
The Netherlands: 9 out of 10
Lovely family picture, pretty flowers, everyone looks looks like normal people, but the most glamorous and beautiful normal people in the world.
Norway: 4 out of 10
We’re all weird and frumpy, but we’re rich
Belgium: 7 out of 10
Nice family picture, we’re royal, it’s Christmas. What more do you need?
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Unrestrained fall fun
Unmute !
ladies, if she
likes caviar and cigarettes
is well versed in etiquette
is extraordinarily nice
shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind
Plague Doctor masks based off of different birds
I legitimately thought this would get like 3 notes when I uploaded it. I’m blown away by the response. I’m truly grateful to everyone who liked and rebloged this. I’m over the moon that people seem to like it!
so cute
the age old tale
oh my god…
everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby
“Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself.”
My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?” Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”
Stupid furless humans.
Are we not gonna talk about the look the cat gives the baby “Lay the fuck back down young one, I wasn’t done. Yes, good, obey me.”
Thing is, cats raise young collectively in their colonies. This cat is doing its job as co-parent.
Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
i couldn’t fucking resist
Remember to take care of your physical and mental wellbeing when you’re self-isolating, staying home, or social distancing!
Try some of the free health apps or youtube videos available
Fitness Coach is an app that offers equipment-free workouts so it’s perfect for people who work out at home and live in smaller spaces like a dorm or apartment (link to download)
Calm is an app that has breathing exercises and guided meditations and I’ve found that it really helps reduce my anxiety (they also have some resources for the coronavirus) (link to download)
If you have any other recommendations, please add it to this post!!
Stay safe and stay healthy everyone!! sending lots of love <3
I’d recommend habitica if you have a hard time doing stuff without a set schedule. It helps keep you on top of things and it’s fun!
fitness coach is my go-to app now that my gym is closed lmao