[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 27

Arthur Cervero (Ordem Paranormal)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls & The Book of Bill)

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)

Remaining time: 3 days 11 hours

Bill art by @spoonyspine

[ybatinga-multicolorida]

ELES O TUTU TÁ PERDE DO FEIO, AJUDEM!!

[ybatinga-multicolorida]

...Happy Birthday Technoblade 👑🐷

[quietwingsinthesky]

did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?

[quietwingsinthesky]

okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”

and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!

his second error: approaching a little autistic freak with what he intended to be an uncomfortable sex question that would make me feel weird and gross. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, I Have Never Misjudged A Man’s Intentions So Incredibly In My Life. because i did not realize he was trying to harass me. because i love talking about sex facts, albeit not usually at work. unless. someone prompts me. my coworkers are the kind of people who are generally online enough to know terms, but not exactly what they mean, and they realized they could ask me a while back and get good answers without the resulting awkwardness because i do not experience shame. i am primed to answer questions like the one he has proposed.

So I Answered It.

and well, really, what happened is that I began answering it, then realized the answer required a bit more context. I mean, you can’t just say “oh, well, the term first appears in writing in the 1940s” without first explaining that ‘blow’ by itself already had sexual connotations for centuries, and then, really, are we talking about the origin of the term or the origin of the act. and well we have a ton of literature and art depicting fellatio throughout human history, did you know a lot of it was men performing it on other men? oh, that reminds me, there are a multitude of latin words for oral sex performed on penises, and hold on let me quote you the entirety of catullus 16 from memory and explain it’s fascinating insights into the roman world of homosexuality-

i do not know how to turn any of this ^ off, by the way. i’m sure some people out there have a switch that disables their infodumping mid-speech. i do not. and i also didn’t realize he wasn’t looking for a real answer until my other coworker explained so hours later. he could not excuse himself from the conversation he started, and i made a conservative man at least 30 years older than me to listen to my catullus recitation. i will sodomize and facefuck you, indeed.

anyway, i think i got a bad grade in being sexually harassed. my pro tip is maybe don’t start with what a very autistic individual will misconstrue as you earnestly asking them to explain sex to you. the special interest shield will cause splashback damage.

[i-speak-graffiti]

🫵 HEROES in the tags

[aliasthe1st]

[idontknowanametouse]

Tumblr sexyman tournament is coming, and an obscure character very dear to me is in it. Unfortunately, he will face a powerhouse in the first match... but I will not give up!

And that is why I did this presentation for you, Howl fans. Let's make an alliance against an evil triangle out there.

@sexy-people-contests-2026 some piece of propaganda.

[somerandomdudelmao]

Cass apocalyptic series Masterpost

Do NOT re-upload on other websites please

Por favor, no distribuya a otros sitios

Пожалуйста НЕ перезаливать на другие сайты

So...one day I thought "hmmm, what if we had another season about the bad timeline" and then I went to draw it.

Tip jar (my Ko-fi page)

Fanart Edits Fanfics Little interesting details

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Ep 1. Master Leonardo becomes Baby Blue once again

Ep 2. Can you carry your uncles?

Ep 3. Raph is dead. The good news is it's fixable

Ep 4. Your brain may be human, but your soul speaks in turtle

Ep 5. Mikey looks sixty, but he's not even forty. Donnie can do something about that

Ep 6. Krangified

Ep 7. How many cool points does your dad have?

Ep 8. You may not be human. You might actually be a turtle

Ep 9. Commander O'Neil

Ep 10. Tiny Tello

Ep 11. The little things

Ep 12. Everything is falling apart

Ep 13. You are in the past, your thoughts are in the future

Ep 14. Donatello

Ep 15. Raphael

Ep 16. And the two they left behind

Ep 17. You've got cuddles and hot water. Both are limitless

Ep 18. So many turtles

Ep 19. Find the Krang, stop the...wait..

Ep 20. The winter is long

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C.A.S. Animated project - Part 1 Part 2

Quick q&a:

Drawn in Procreate (mostly). Commissions are closed. Tcest dni. This whole comic is about family and platonic relationships. My youtube. Basic round brush. Page size: 1620×2160.

If you use my comic pages in your art (such as edits, redraws, etc) please credit me as their author and attach a link to this blog. Thank you:)

[ninjasmudge]

based on this one part from the rise bible 👇theyre so funky i hope they play nyan cat for 4 days

[save-the-child-qamar]

Your silence hurts more than anything. I will never forgive anyone who sees my cry for help and chooses to ignore me.

[save-the-child-qamar]

I pleaded and begged for help repeatedly, but all I received was silence. My child has a high fever due to tonsillitis, and the bitter cold and fluctuating temperature inside the tent are making his condition worse. I fear his condition will deteriorate further without treatment or assistance. Will anyone remember that I was pleading for help to save my child?

[save-the-child-qamar]

If you were in my place, would you be okay with people seeing you and walking past you? A single share or a small donation from you could make all the difference in getting treatment.

My child is a human being yearning for life. Don't let this post go unnoticed. Stop, share, donate, and do something now before it's too late.

GoFundMe - Verified #53

[save-the-child-qamar]

Guys plz please help us, don’t let us alone, don’t scroll without supporting us by sharing and donate if you can.

[lennjamin-o7]

Technoblade

[cladelle]

a short teaser of my upcoming dream smp animation

[ybatinga-multicolorida]

“𝑬 𝒏𝒂𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒍𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒂 𝒆𝒖 𝒐𝒍𝒉𝒆𝒊 𝒑𝒓𝒐 𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒍𝒉𝒐 𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒊 𝒂𝒍𝒊 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒎𝒐 𝒒𝒖𝒆 𝒏𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒊𝒙𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒂 𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒐 𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒓”

Sim coloquei mais melanina na Rosana haha

Tava com saudade de encher vocês de artes de Ybyra no Glocken então voltei as minhas origens

A Rosana com certeza odiaria qualquer arte que a mostrasse tão vulnerável então a fiz com toda a seriedade de uma rainha porém com a sua versão mais nova quando perdeu a Emma

[lennjamin-o7]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Hey.

Yeah you- the person reading this. Stop scrolling for a second.

You’re going to be okay. You have to believe that. It might take a long time and who knows how much work, but you’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

You’re going to be okay.

[lennjamin-o7]

[lennjamin-o7]

[orphiceunoia-arrts]

don't have high end art supplies, but technoblade never dies

[nomsfaultau]

Chapter five doodles for Mandatory Family Reunion! Plus a sneak peak for chapter 6. Love how scraggly Techno’s burnt hair turned out.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[lennjamin-o7]

If you like my fics (especially Cribbed) and haven't read Mandatory Familt Reunion, you are really missing out. 100% recommend. However, probably don't start it just before bed if you have to get up early the day after lmao.

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.