sup, mello

tw: @mrdylantheking ig/sc: @sameimpala

[freshmoviequotes]

Emily the Criminal (2022)

[ariadnie]

harper & ethan on the white lotus s2 & "that's our lamp" — mitski

(aubrey plaza & will sharpe)

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[thursdaygirl002]

[100493503004422]

no brain november. just take it out

[unholyblissafterdark]

[emmastory]

David Foster Wallace correctly predicts Netflix binging in 1996.

Everyone’s experience of this sort of thing is different. But for myself, I have found that since I emerged from the internet-based hibernation of my 20s and replaced a lot of my TV and video game consumption with live theatre and dance and city exploration and concerts and burlesque and parties, I am happier and more satisfied with existence than I have ever been in my life.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[patrickat]

This is exactly how he got the role playing Weird Al.

[saint-batrick]

not far off, actually. al contacted him, and radcliffe said he was very pleased and flattered but uh...why him? and al said he'd seen radcliffe sing the elements song next to a confused rihanna on the graham norton show like 15 years ago and went "this guy gets it."

[thepinkofgoth]

“Nobody wants to work” yet im over here filling out 3945867483293064359469 applications on 500 different job hunting sites, each application demanding i take a 30 minute-test to PROVE that me and my paltry resume are worth a multi-million company giving me 16 whole dollars an hour. Nobody wants to work yet 97 of the 100 applications you fill out just ghost you (because when a Boss does it, that’s just how it is. But if you ghost? Unprofessional.) or give you some pointless runaround for 3 weeks until telling you you’re not a good fit because you only have 3 years of dick-sucking experience and they want 5. Nobody wants to work? Nobody wants to invest in employees. Nobody wants to hire, nobody wants to train, nobody wants to teach anyone new skills. Nobody wants to accept that YES, some people DO work to collect a paycheck and thats FINE, not all of us are born with a passion to be a Starbucks Manager. We’re all passionate about living and supporting ourselves and I wish bosses would stop being so lazy and rude and give my friends jobs for $20000 an hour

[oh2e]

[Image description: three comments by @citrusorgans that read:

posts that make you want to send this where the cover letter should go

top ten posts i physically restrain myself from reposting on linkedin

sorry i spent 4hrs applying for jobs today im Feeling it man.

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[sharkbus-blog]

look at this cool borzoi hanging out with some white dudes

[noodle-dragon]

lol that’s Pink Floyd

[narciii]

What a great name for a borzoi.

[sapokanikan]

azerbajjan just launched a full scale invasion of armenia proper. here is information on how to help armenia if you can.

[dollsahoy]

I am super against light pollution, and have been for decades

but I am also super annoyed by the way it's framed as "without light pollution you can see how beautiful the night sky is" way more prominently than it's framed as "hey, did you ever stop to think of how much energy/resources/money are literally wasted by having so much light shine up into the sky?"

so people get the idea that light pollution can only be remedied by eliminating all night-time light, which would make being outside at night very inconvenient, instead of by making night-time light shine only on the ground where, y'know, the people who need it are

[lydiardbell]

The mildest example of what OP's talking about in Dunedin, Aotearoa:

This is just with the streetlamp equivalent of using lampshades. Imagine what truly directional city lights could achieve?

[autumnal-ever]

[nate-nox]

Tyler The Creator x Jack Black

[sonictheslimehog-deactivated202]

He fucked that old man

[draculagerard]

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"

[gracerings]

this website NEEDS to survive until the day putin dies I’m begging I need that unhinged level of serotonin

[mossmosss]