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[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[thunderstruck9]

Criss Canning (Australian, 1947), Gum Blossom, 1995. Oil on canvas, 76.5 x 71 cm.

[to-orrr]

tomato

[dorothylarouge]

[bgm05]

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it's always so dicey trying to do any kind of critique of contemporary romance novels On Here because the denizens of tumblr, like many people, love to reduce any take the humble romance novel to confirmation that the entire genre is Bad, and I don't like to encourage that take because I like romance novels and I do think the casual disdain for the genre gets into really misogynistic territory real quick. and that makes it really annoying to voice informed opinions as someone who's been slamming a romance or two a month every months for several years.

all of which is preface to me being kind of a mean little hater and saying that some romance novels have this very distinctive style that I call Heckin Valid that's soooo annoying because you can Tell the authors are coming from a place of really well-meaning but pretty shallow 2010s internet-style #diversity rhetoric. some of the hallmarks of Heckin Valid style, to me, include:

main characters have Identities that they often feel the need to mention often and frequently Explain, even in their own internal narration.

there is often a Trans Friend. if the Trans Friend cannot be readily identified by using they/them pronouns, their trans status will either be dropped gracelessly in the narration OR the Trans Friend will verbally identify as such by saying something akin to "now, speaking as your Trans Friend..."

this may also be done with a Fat Friend. the Fat Friend is almost universally a woman, and it will always be emphasized that she is Very Beautiful because it is important to remember that fat women can be hot.

the narration is very invested in identifying the racial identity of every non-white character, regardless of how minor they are.

before engaging in sex the main couple will dutifully report to each other that they have both recently gotten tested for STIs and do not have any.

getting characters into therapy is an integral part of the Happily Ever After, if they were not in therapy to begin with.

[yeahyouresocool]

nine sols was already a great game and THEN they added toxic doomed yuri........... incredible

[triforce-princess]

[2020knives]

do something to prev

shave them bald

put them in the timeloop

they must find your pages

trapped in mirror dimension

let them loose into the wild

introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species

put a plastic bag in their enclosure

fill them with milk and throw against the wall

turn them into marketable plushie

remove them from reality

study them in a petri dish

Voting ended onApr 6

[hellgrub]

ppl here talk about ai like cops talk about fentanyl

[aurora-brn]

year of the horse

[gloomth-and-wanderings]

on nights when the veil is thin u can read rpf on jstor

[nightskyezzz]

THE !!!!!!! I LOVE U MAYOI

[micromontage]

so there's this parallel universe. we're calling it "maybe". there are no ways to get there

[despazito]

can more people frame this dumbass update as destroying the flow of communication on this platform and not "stealing" notes from people. they're made up numbers on a screen babe nobody's getting paid by the note

[decadadedecadencia]

I am not drunk, Gustav Klimt

[hotgirlmeg]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened