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i literally love Data's "Ode to Spot" so much. i think about it so often,,, there's literally SO much love said in that thing and yet everyone was just snoozing off. my guy Data is FULL of LOVE and AFFECTION, and yet he says he can't feel emotions
whoever decided that Data needed a cat friend?? you are loved and appreciated. best decision for a character EVER
How long were your breaks between classes in high school? If you had more than one, pick the longest.
5 minutes
10 minutes
15 minutes
20 minutes
30 minutes
more than 30? really?!
Blank class periods do not count.
Bonus points if you put the country in the tags.
I feel like I might not be able to shut up about THIS because how is it real????? little me that used to run to her computer whenever she could to play the sims (1!!!) would freak out so bad 🥹
I'm so excited about this ^^
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Ryan keeps getting prettier. Best example for girlfriend glow up
man...trying 2 figure out the hotdaga timeline is. something
ok im so glad im not the only one going insane over this. have my absolute bonkers analysis of the timeline as a treat.
ok, to begin: we don’t know how long the Chilli Wars lasted or when they occurred, but it’s possible to work it out. if we assume that Goondis, Mike Soup and Joblet are around the same age— a nice round 50, since they’re all war vets and one of them has a child (also Ernie said that he almost bought a timeshare in the O-Nion before the war and you have to be at least 18 to do that). if we subtract 50 from 1989, when the Hotdaga begins (scroll down to figure out how i got THAT), we get 1939. Now, Goondis has a medical degree, but we don’t know WHEN he got it, so it’s entirely possible that he was studying medicine during or after the war. The average age for military enlistment is 18-24, so let’s say Mike, Ernie, and Joblet were about 19 when they joined the army, putting that at around 1958.
Now, Garce would have had to be alive during the war, since his mother (Merga) died before it ended (he must have been around five or six if we go off Joblet’s flashback). He’s in his young adulthood according to the Hotdaga wiki, so let’s say he’s about 23 in 1989, meaning he was born in 1966. If we add this to the date we know Merga died, this would mean the wars ended in around 1971/2. THIS MEANS THAT THE CHILLI WARS ***CANONICALLY*** LASTED AT LEAST 13 YEARS.
Ok here’s the actual timeline
Approx. 1937-1938: Papa Crab reveals his Crab Joust Prophecy to Murry and Gina. We know that this is the approximate start, since Papa Crab states “Let’s eat the remains of Amelia Earhart for dinner”— Amelia Earhart disappeared in 1937, and doing some simple maths, that’s around the amount of time it would take for her decaying body to be consumed.
Approx. 1939: Mike, Ernie, and Joblet are born.
Approx. 1957: Twin hot dog sisters, Pam and Rebecca, are born. Dan is born. I’m approximating this to be their age as they get married in 1985, and the average marriage age is 28.
Approx. 1958: Mike, Ernie, and Joblet join the military.
Approx. 1965: In adherence with hot dog culture, eight-year-old Pam, Rebecca, and Dan are told the Hot Dog Prophecy. The Hot Dog Prophecy states that there will be born a hot dog who shall survive a crab joust, fall into a Hawaiian volcano, and forge their soul into the Gauntlet of Ultimate Power, or GUP.
Approx. 1966: Garce is born.
Approx. 1972: Ernie and Mike Soup assassinate Pope Chilli IX, blowing up a civilian transport in the process and killing Merga. The treaty of Ver-Soy is signed.
AT SOME POINT AFTER THIS, ERNIE TRAVELS TO TOMAT-0, WHERE HE IS HYPNOTISED BY JOBLET. NOT SURE WHEN.
1978: Rebecca and Dan meet in Studio 54
1985: Rebecca and Dan are married in Rochester, New York, by the Sausage Priest.
I DON’T KNOW WHEN EXACTLY, BUT AT SOME POINT BEFORE 1989, PAM HYPNOTISED GINA AND MURRY. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH INFO FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT WHEN THOUGH.
Approx. 1989 (most people have kids at around age 31 and Brandon is an infant at the start of S1 so I’m assuming he was just born): Pam pretends to be Rebecca to kill Dan in a staged auto accident, then shoots him in the head. He survives this, and finds Rebecca on a tropical island, where she reveals that she has given birth to a son named Brandon, and that it was truly PAM who attempted to murder to kill Dan, at which point Pam reveals herself and challenges Dan to a crab joust.
TIMELINE DIVERSION!
great! all of this is cool and great. this is canon that accurate through ALL timelines. however, the timeline splits in half during the crab joust, since if there was only ONE timeline, Brandon eating himself would’ve caused a grandfather paradox.
ORIGINAL TIMELINE
Approx. 1989: Pam murders Dan in front of Brandon, which makes her more powerful, and changes Brandon’s life forever.
DIVERGENT TIMELINE 1
Approx. 1989: Pam murders Dan in front of Brandon, which makes her more powerful.
Sometime in the future, after the early 1990’s: After years of studying the ways of the hot dog witches, Brandon approaches Dr Lisa Bratwurst and her assistant Gene Who Is French Fries to transport him back in time with the help of The Machine. Dr Bratwurst explains that the government, now run by witches, has pulled her funding just before she could finish her project— all she needed was the Quantum Relish. Brandon reveals that he has the Quantum Relish, and together with Gene, he travels to Approx. 1989 to avert the crab joust.
Approx. 1989-2: Big Brandon and Gene arrive back in time in order to stop the crab joust and do so successfully. He lifts the hypnotic spell from Murry and Gina and commands them to feed Pam to a racoon, and they carry her away. Big Brandon eats Baby Brandon, who gets big mad, and possesses the racoon that was going to eat Pam. They hatch a plan to kill the Hot Dog Clan and forge the Gauntlet of Ultimate Power (or GUP) for the Dark Master.
Pam creates dozens (if not hundreds!!) of holograms with fake memories planted in their minds, incepting these fake memories into people’s heads. One of these holograms is Gebra, Gene’s sister, who invites him to her wedding (as a ploy for Pam to forge the GUP), and our heroes travel the States collecting Gene’s band members to play at the wedding.
HOLOGRAM TIMELINE
Technically, the hologram timeline isn’t real, however there’s very strong canonical evidence that Pam sort of made it real through witch magic?? Mainly through offhand comments about the Risky Fixin’s. They play ‘Plupple Honeymoon’ on Earth Radio, and Pam mentions that their lyrics were carved into the moon- so they do seem to be real. This lends evidence to the fact that Pam MADE THE HOLOGRAMS REAL EVEN THOUGH THEYRE TECHNICALLY NOT, meaning that they didn’t exist until approximately 1989, at which point they started existing, and after 1989, they had always existed before that point.
WHAT THE FUCK, SHANE?
I’m going to treat their timeline as real, because canon does.
All we definitely know about the Hologram timeline is that the Risky Fixin’s formed in the early 1990’s while they were all in nursing school. I don’t know if he means the 1990’s from the original timeline, but I’m going to assume so, since that’s where (when) he’s from. Does this mean that they’re real in the original timeline AND the hologram timeline? Who knows! Feel free to speculate, because the concept is fucking terrifying. Either way, we have to use the early 1990’s as a jumping-off point, since it’s the only canon date from the hologram timeline.
Early 50’s: Maizey and Gebra are born. Decided on the 1950’s because they get married in 1989, and they give me the vibes of mid-thirty-year-olds.
Early 1970’s: Gene, Melba Dill, and Steven Rootbeer are born.
Approx. 1989-2: The hologram timeline and the first divergent timeline join into one timeline.
Early 1990’s: Sweet Gene and the Risky Fixin’s form while they’re in nursing school. Most freshman nursing students are 18-19 years old, so let’s say that’s around the age they were when the band was born. However, since the Hotdaga takes place in around 1989, Pam must’ve either,
(a) TAKEN THE FUCKING RISKY FIXIN’S AND MOVED THEM A GOOD TWENTY YEARS BACK IN TIME, PUTTING GENE’S BIRTHDAY IN THE 50’S SO THAT THE BAND COULD FORM IN THE 70’S AND EXIST IN THE PAST TO BE ABLE TO PLAY AT MAIZEY AND GEBRA’S WEDDING,
(b) Fucked up when replacing Gene’s memory, or
(c) The ludicrous possibility that I got the timeline wrong (or Shane didn’t think it through).
MERGED TIMELINE
Approx. 1989-1990: The events of seasons 3-5 occur.
(someone at @wearewatcher please ask Shane how close i am to the Truth)
walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away
also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer
a regular web show about history
everyone on here already loves firefox i cant wait until every single tumblr girly has been turned into a linux user...
one day it will be the year or linux on the tumblr user desktop...
Do you still expect to turn me into a linux user one day?
i just need a watcher video where they take shane to watch monkeys at a zoo
A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra
Very Brief Guide to [tumblr], for Reddit refugees
Shit You Must Do Right Fucking Now:
Change your profile picture, blog header, and title to something other than the defaults. Do it right now. You will be mistaken for a bot otherwise, and blocked.
Go into Settings -> Dashboard, scroll down to Preferences, and turn off the options in the picture. This will get rid of most of the algorithmic stuff.
Turn off Tumblr Live. You have to snooze it once every 7 days for some stupid reason. It's hosted through another company and will steal your data if you use it.
Go to your blog settings (under the little person menu) and turn off these two settings:
Turn off infinite scroll (lags the site) and turn on timestamps on posts, in the same menu as Preferences.
Basic Features of the Site:
Reblogs drive the entire site. If you'd upvote something on Reddit, you'd reblog it on Tumblr. You can add text, images, or tags to a reblog, but you're not required to.
The dashboard is the equivalent to your Reddit feed, and contains the posts of all the people you follow, with the newest at the top
You can send an ask to someone, and it'll appear in their askbox for them to answer. You can receive them too, or turn off the settings if you don't want.
Tags aren't actually used for finding stuff (search function is dogshit), but are more for categorizing. People also talk in tags. Because Tumblr is weird, you can't use quotation marks (") or commas in them without fucking it up
You can filter both tags and phrases under Account Settings; doing this will put a filter over a post that contains them, which you'll have to click through to see the post itself. Useful for avoiding hate speech or blocking out annoying stuff
You can make polls in posts. Here's one now.
holy shit it's a poll
cool!
ooh clicky clicky button!! i wanna press it!! lemme press it!
you can add up to 10 options btw
Likes are useless. They literally do fuck-all except send a notification to the OP.
Stuff Tumblr Does That Other Sites Don't:
Very old posts (I'm talking from like 2012) often circulate on this site. There's no such thing as a post being "too old" to reblog
Blocking is highly encouraged; you can block someone for any reason. Even for just being annoying.
If you and someone else are following each other, you are mutuals. Mutuals are fucking awesome and are treasured like friends. Mutuals are a thing on other sites but Tumblr treats em differently.
You can screenshot someone's tags if you like them and add them to a reblog. This is called "peer review"
Sometimes someone will find a blog and go through it and like/reblog a bunch of posts. This is totally fine and not "creepy" like it is seen as on other sites.
Tumblr jokes often rely on Continuing The Bit and a "yes, and?" attitude. Goncharov is probably the best example of this.
We are fucking infested with bots. They will either have totally blank profiles or be filled with porn. Block and report on sight.
Censorship is pretty lax here. I can say "I want to brutally stab Elon Musk to death and watch him bleed out in front of a crowd" and nobody gives a shit.
General Etiquette:
Don't try to do epic clapbacks here, you'll probably just get laughed at or blocked. If someone is bugging you or spouting bigoted bullshit, block them.
Reblog art!!! Artists often struggle to gain traction on here; reblogging will give them a boost.
Not every reblog needs a comment or tag in it
You can go all out with tagging your stuff to organize it, or you can just leave it all blank. Someone might ask "hey, can you tag these posts as [x]?" and you can decide if you want to do that or not. It's generally polite to oblige, but "no" is still reasonable.
Avoid discourse like the plague. Filter it, block people who start it, scroll past it when you see it. Just don't get involved in it. Ever.
Don't put fandom tags or jokes on someone's posts about serious matters or personal shit
You're responsible for curating your own dashboard; if you complain about constantly seeing stuff you don't like, that's probably on you. Don't be afraid to unfollow.
Follower count doesn't matter much here and you don't have to make yours known if you don't want to.
Reblog, don't repost. Reblogging keeps the credit and doesn't "steal" engagement like Twitter retweets.
If someone likes something a LOT, they might reblog it like 30 times in a row. This is normal
Having a post blow up is actually kinda a bad thing, since it floods your notifications. There's a sort of in-joke about how having a big post is awful and people jokingly try to stop their own posts from blowing up, often in vain.
Tips:
Get XKit Rewritten if you're on desktop, it's a really helpful extension
In the little drop-down menu next to the 'Post now' button you can either save a draft, schedule a post, or add it to your queue. The queue lets you post things in order at a certain interval, which you can change. It's good for spreading stuff out over time.
You can use Shift+R to quickly reblog stuff and Shift+Q to queue!
Filter your notifications under Activity - you can also see some neat graphs
Find each other! If you want your old Reddit communities to stick together, seek out other refugees and follow them.
Have fun on [tumblr], everyone!
Grateful people are making guides this. Redditors scare me
hoo boy! guess who's a guest on the muppet show :D !!
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rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
Can I say I appreciate all those I follow who have them there ghoul boys' patreon and haven't spoiled mystery files early. Thank you for your sacrifice! I cannot wait for today's episode!
It's so tempting, truly. But we stay strong for the fun
