Spacecraft Shawty

No TERFS - No Minors

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

fuck thanksgiving happy National Dog Show broadcast day

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"the greyhound originated almost certainly in asia, where he has existed in virtually his current form since the time of christ"

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fuck it we posting bad screenshots of all the dogs

HOUND GROUP LET'S GO

afghan hound

american english coonhound

american foxhound - 1st place

azawakh - 3rd place

basenji - 2nd place

basset hound

beagle - 13-inch and 15-inch varieties

black and tan coonhound

bloodhound

bluetick coonhound

borzoi

cirneco dell'etna

english foxhound

greyhound

ibizan hound

irish wolfhound

long-haired dachshund

otterhound

petit basset griffon vendeen (apparently referred to colloquially as the PBGB - pronounced like "heeby jeeby")

pharaoh hound

portuguese podengo pequeno (audience member audibly said "oh my god" when this one walked out)

redbone coonhound

rhodesian ridgeback

saluki

scottish deerhound

sloughi

smooth dachshund - 4th place

treeing walker coonhound

whippet

wire-haired dachshund

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HERDING GROUP LET'S GO

australian cattle dog

australian shepherd - 3rd place

bearded collie

beauceron

the belgians - malinois, sheepdog (1st place!), and tervuren

bergamasco

berger picard

border collie

bouvier des flandres - 4th place

briard

canaan dog

collies - rough- and smooth-coated

corgis - cardigan and pembroke welsh

entlebucher sheepdog

finnish laphund

german shepherd

icelandic sheepdog

lancashire heeler

miniature american shepherd

mudi

norwegian buhund

old english sheepdog - 2nd place

polish lowland sheepdog

puli

pumi

pyrenean shepherd

shetland sheepdog

spanish water dog

swedish valhund

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how come the sporting group gets cool walk-out music when the last two didn't :(

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SPORTING GROUP LET'S GO

barbet

boykin spaniel

bracco italiano

brittany - 4th place

chesapeake bay retriever

clumber spaniel

cocker spaniels - ASCOB, black, and parti-color (2nd place!)

curly-coated retriever

english cocker spaniel

english setter - 1st place

english springer spaniel

field spaniel

flat-coated retriever

german shorthaired pointer - 3rd place

german wirehaired pointer

golden retriever

gordon setter (tfw you get slobber in your eye on national tv)

irish setter + irish red and white setter

irish water spaniel

labrador retriever

lagotto romagnolo

nova scotia duck tolling retriever

pointer

spinone italiano

sussex spaniel

vizsla

weimaraner

welsh springer spaniel

wirehaired pointing griffon

wirehaired vizsla

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NON-SPORTING GROUP LET'S GO

american eskimo dog

bichon frise - 1st place

boston terrier - 4th place

bulldog - 2nd place (and crowd favorite)

chinese shar-pei

chow chow

coton de tulear

dalmatian

french bulldog

keeshund

lhasa apso

löwchen

miniature poodle - 3rd place

norwegian lundehund

schipperke

shiba inu

standard poodle

tibetan spaniel

tibetan terrier

xoloitzcuintli

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WORKING GROUP LET'S GO

akita (LOOKIT THAT BIG OL' HEAD)

alaskan malamute

bernese mountain dog

black russian terrier

boxer

bull mastiff

cane corso

chinook

danish-swedish farmdog

doberman pinscher

dogo argentino

dogue de bordeaux

german pinscher

giant schnauzer - 1st place

great dane - 3rd place

great pyrenees

greater swiss mountain dog

komondor

leonberger

mastiff

neapolitan mastiff

newfoundland - 4th place

portuguese water dog - 2nd place

rottweiler

saint bernard

samoyed (tfw they threw your treat and you can't go chase it)

siberian husky

standard schnauzer

tibetan mastiff

[trattenbach]

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[ozempicofficial]

[mandywondering]

I got curious, so without looking up the reddit thread because I hate reddit, I went to the list of Barbie's careers. Because of course people have dated lists of those.

Her first 28 years are fairly tame, until we reach 1987's Canadian Mountie Barbie. Reasonable odds for a cop, even if they're not a USAmerican cop.

in 1991, we get US Air Force Pilot Barbie, US Marine Corps Sergeant Barbie, US Navy Petty Officer Barbie. There's also 1992's US Army Barbie, if those guys were feeling left out. I'm also ignoring the 1989 US Army Barbie because that one is 100% a stolen valour runway look, not a uniform.

Going to run my autism over those four.

US Navy Petty Officer Barbie is wearing quartermaster's rating insignia, so no combat for her.

US Army Barbie is wearing an airborne maroon beret with no rank insignia that I could see, but she's loaded down with medical supplies, so I'm gonna say combat medic, but only as many kills as her other medical endeavours.

US Air Force Pilot Barbie is wearing a jacket that looks like a Top Gun tie-in. The unit patch is just the USAF coat of arms, and the name patch says she's a Captain. VERY confusingly, the plane on the box art is an F-5, which had just recently been retired. But its USAF usage was almost all in the OPFOR Aggressor squadrons, which is... "come play enemy planes for our training exercises".

US Marine Corps Sergeant Barbie is wearing E-5 Sergeant's insignia, and three medals (she's in dress uniform). To my eye, and allowing for badly printed colours, looks like Navy and Marine Achievement Medal, Marine Corps Good Conduct Medal, and the South West Asia Service Medal. The first two are fairly obvious "Barbie Is Well Behaved" stuff, but uh. That last one though?

USMC Barbie was in Desert Storm.

And if she was in a support role there, well, 1993 gave us USAmerican Cop Barbie. Case closed.

[nerdynarratives]

[vexwerewolf]

The phrase "USMC Barbie was in Desert Storm" left an impact on my psyche that I may never recover from

[zaftikat]

The RCMP served as "truant officers" for the Residential School System until 1996. Given that RCMP Barbie was first produced in 1987, there's a non-zero chance she directly participated in genocide.

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[clownrecess]

That would be horrible, hopefully nobody does that by putting a reblog of this post into their queue /sar

And DEFINITELY don't call them and say weird stuff, DEFINITELY /sar

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Oh man yeah.. truely would be a shame if I Reblogged this with the knowledge that while I am physically incapable of making calls, my mutuals aren’t..

[616swanda]

[sinizade]

Wonder Woman and Steven Universe because they would be BESTIES

[stagbeetleboy]

Insane and indulgent starwar isekai

[stagbeetleboy]

Has heart attack. Dies. No more isekai.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[200-word-rpgs]

200 Word RPGs 2025

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2025 event, running from November 1st, 2025 through November 30th, 2025. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog's pinned post, here.

[northernweird]

All Sports are about Finding Narratives in RNG

Required: a lot of d6s and some other polyhedral dice. Paper, pencil, erasers.

Optionally: friends eager for sports drama.

Build your League:

League consists of 8-12 teams. Most of them have d6 Scoring, and d6 Defense. Underdog team has d4 in both. The Reigning Champions have d8 in both. Stone Wall d4 Scoring and d10 Defense. Name the teams at the start of the seasons, or as they come up in your schedule.

Off-Season Training:

For each Team, roll both Dice. On result of 1 increase the die size. Decrease the die size on roll of 6+. Record changes, discuss Watsonian explanations, make predictions and speculate.

Conduct Season:

To Score a game: Pick 2 Teams. Roll both team's Scoring Dice, then roll and subtract Defense Dice from opponent's Score. Round negatives to 0, then record Final Scores. Ties earn 1 point towards Championship, Victory 3, Loss 0. After all teams have played same number of games against different teams, end Season.

Run Championship:

Compile Semi-Finals brackets from Top 4 from Teams with most Championship points. Re-roll tied games for Championship bracket. Title game is best of three.

Repeat?

xkcd explaining my line of thought.

RIP Blaseball

I consent to my submission being archived off-site for posterity.

[prokopetz]

This is a fun one for me personally because I'm reminded of a discussion around this time last year about how it can be argued that the first solo journalling tabletop RPGs were in fact tabletop American baseball simulators. They certainly weren't intended to be played as such by their publishers, but people did play them that way, to the extent that the practice became the subject of a 1968 novel. Here, you appear to have re-invented the tabletop-baseball-simulator-as-solo-journalling-game from first principles.

[epilepticsaints]

[chloebangbang]

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

[javascript-official]

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

[javascript-official]

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

[targetedknowledge]

[amarguerite]

🎶 there is power in a union 🎶

[loth-catgirl]

put up a statue of this woman actually

[whatthefuuuuuuccckkkk]

is she my role model or am i in love

[princessterf]

its always "unions are good" until the women get unionized 😔

[triforceofidiocy]

the post got taken down because the mods didn't want someone protecting themself from sexual assault to be up for moral debate

[lxcke]

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

[robs-your-robins]

I want Commissioner Gordon just somehow clocking that Batman is actually a 20 something at first and he just reflexively acts on without thinking.

Mid meeting, and without looking up from the layout of some building they're about to hit, Gordon just reaches into his pocket and offers Batman a snack packet he swiped from the kids' stash, which he pre-opened because the Bat's gloves look like they would make the little plastic pouch difficult to open. Why? He heard the kid's stomach rumbling and assumed all he the kid ate before this was like instant noodles and ketchup. Not that he'd judge that because hey, he was young once.

[queen-mihai]

I like the idea of young batman but it also makes his harsh training all that much more tragic. You mean to tell me the person learning to break people's backs was a hormonal teenager.... but then again he wouldn't have been the onl... nah you know what you're probably right bats was just a goofy young adult who didn't know how to do anything and Gordon would definitely be helping him keep his "cool" image

[treklife]

[sack-of-yams]

sometimes i remember that all of star trek tos was filmed and released before the moon landing and get emotional

[m00nnewt9]

The last first run episode of Star Trek: The Original Series on TV (NBC) was "Turnabout Intruder," which aired on Tuesday, June 3, 1969.

The first astronauts on the moon (Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin), occurred on July 20, 1969.

I remember our family going outside, with binoculars, to look up at the moon. Of course we couldn't see the astronauts, but I thought of them as I looked at the moon .