Arlow (the three raccons In A Trench Coat & Crow)

Three raccoons stacked in a trench coat with their handler the crow on their shoulders. Lvl 20 in sun rotations

[yeetusmyself]

Sometimes life requires you to sprawl out in bathtub drunkin frat boy style during your lunch break just to get through day and that's alright

[loveridden1999]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[i-am-a-fish]

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

[thebutchmessiah]

Dyke arm wrestling, Leeds, May 2026

[satan-offical]

GAY PEOPLE 🗣️🔥

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[helicalsymmetry]

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[satan-offical]

I know the pope and I are enemies but we both agree AI is shit so maybe it's time for a truce

[pe1otudo]

username checks out

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Orchids

[ryan-sometimes]

LMAOOOO

[furnishedfurnace]

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

[diino8081]

guys ao3 is taking slightly too long to load i'm worried

edit: nevermind false alarm she was just coughing

edit: she's coughing again

edit: guys she's really coughing again does anyone have water she needs water

edit: the water helped thank goodness

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[dickstolebyanalien]

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[berrytart]

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

[datsderbunnyblog]

The scientology speedruns were already funny but I thought they were joking when they said they were mapping the building. I absolutely lost it when I saw the actual map.