Jeff The Griller

[aipiepo]

cartoon network, disney channel, and nickelodeon

[nyquilnap]

this is all thats left of her

[javascript-official]

Kind of shit that you would find in the inventory of a level 1 ghoul

[snorristurluson]

I spent so goddamn long on this and only just now realized that I forgot Hana...

[pukicho]

Invasive species versus a second, stronger invasive species

[doctorpotatomd]

Australia did this at one point, intentionally releasing cats into the bush in an attempt to control the invasive rabbit population. Now we have invasive feral cats as well as invasive rabbits👌

[pukicho]

A third, even stronger invasive species will surely do the trick

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[oysters-aint-for-me]

three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

extra bonus fun and sexy fact: the one and only time i stepped foot in a catholic church, someone spilled hot coffee on me and i got a bad burn on my chest and had to leave before the service started

[oysters-aint-for-me]

unrelated: i think i might start taking classes to become a phlebotomist 

[sandersgrey]

wait i gotta google something

[sandersgrey]

yeah this is funny

[i-might-be-vanny]

[targetedknowledge]

[princesskuragina]

2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

[specialagentartemis]

unfortunately some people on twitter are very literally already there

[idle-speculation]

Same genre I fear

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The ideal book is 500 blank pages which act as a safe space that allows the reader full control over the narrative without running the risk of nonconsentually forcing their train of thought or violating their cognitive boundaries

[mi-mimoso-deactivated20240406]

my growing collection

[mi-mimoso-deactivated20240406]

[mi-mimoso-deactivated20240406]

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[yet-another-originalname]

It's my birthday

[funtergeist]

dess pov

[no-one-offical]

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[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[ironmyrmidon]

Did you hear that Mad At You Island has been declared a wildlife sanctuary? There's an endemic species of newt that can only be found on Mad At You Island. Nobody is allowed to be Mad At You unless they get a special permit from the Bureau of Wildlife Management.

Those newts said some pretty fucked up shit about you though.

[sushi1056]

deactivated

So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url

[ivys-garden]

The Forbidden Knowledge

[the-post-crow]

The notes are broken too…

[pastelchaos12]

Truly the most Tumblr, Tumblr post

[sugary-sheep]

we need to put every animal in a big pot and boil them

[sugary-sheep]

well if tumblr user homophobia thinks I shouldn't do it!!

[miscellaneous-marios]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS