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90% of my drawings are done while watching whatever is going on between these two freaks
Ilya is a yearner but Shane is NOT a yearner. Shane is a doer and a problem solver. At first he solves the problem of his feelings for Ilya by compartmentalizing and not feeling them. When this strategy stops working he hard pivots to going after his man. This man is not sitting around pining and suffering he is getting things done!
He's BALD let him have fur
Alpha Ilya accidentally knots Omega Shane during one of their hook ups. According to all of the biology books, Alphas only knot once they’ve bonded and their mate is in heat. They’re not bonded and Shane isn’t in heat, during the season he takes a suppressant and in the off season switches to normal birth control so he can have his heat then, so they’re both incredibly shocked. Ilya is apologetic, but Shane tells him it’s fine. They don’t tell each other that they both really enjoy it. Once Ilya leaves, he starts researching and finds a forum post where someone had a similar situation. They were having sex with an omega and knotted them. They’re dating the omega but not bonded, so the alpha was wondering if something was wrong with them and if they needed to see a doctor. The posters say they’re fine and that knotting outside of being bonded is their body’s way of telling them that they’ve found the one. Ilya scoffs and clicks out of the post, calling it bullshit but also secretly hoping it’s not.
Shane and Ilya go out for coffee a little while after they're outed and it's not until they're home and have parked the car in the driveway and are walking up to the door that Shane suddenly realizes:
"I think that was our first date."
Ilya frowns at him. "What?"
"I mean, kind of?" Shane says. "At least our first date in public."
Ilya stops to consider and realizes that holy shit, Shane might be right. Still, "It was just coffee. If I am taking you on a date, it will be somewhere much nicer. Someplace with candles."
Shane shrugs. "I've heard coffee is a pretty classic first date activity, actually."
They've reached the door and as Shane goes to unlock it, Ilya leans against the door frame with a teasing grin.
"It was a good date then?" he asks. "Maybe nice enough that you want to invite me in?"
Shane feels a giddy rush and has to fight to suppress his smile. "I don't know. I'm pretty sure that's more of a third date activity."
"You are Mr. Dating Expert now?"
"Just don't want you to think I'm easy."
"You are easy," Ilya says, wrapping his hand around Shane's waist and tugging him in close for a kiss.
Shane hums into the kiss happily, clutching Ilya's shoulder when he trails his lips down the column of Shane's neck. "Just for you."
You know that meme that’s like “A job will have you, a 21 year old, with a 55 year old bestie” Well, AU where Ilya gets hired at the Treasury Board and quickly becomes besties with David Hollander. They’re really good at their jobs so they finish most of their work by 10:30 am and spend the rest of the day fucking around and pretending to be busy together. They get lunch together and talk shit about their boss. David tells Ilya that he’s throwing a birthday party and asks Ilya to come. “You can meet my son and talk hockey! I think you’ll like him!” Ilya decides to go and the party is in full swing when he arrives. David takes him around, introducing him to people until they make it to David’s son. David introduces him to Shane and Ilya is taken by how beautiful Shane is. He’s admiring Shane’s freckles when it dawns on him that he’s staring at THE Shane Hollander, best hockey player in the league. David told him that his son plays hockey but he never put it together that David’s Shane was THE Shane. Ilya and Shane end up in the far corner of the living room, talking all night as the party goes on around them. Years later at their wedding, during his speech, David admits to throwing the birthday party to hook Ilya and Shane up.
Shane and Ilya would both get book deals, I think. But Shane's would be part practical hockey guidebook, part motivational self-help book. He and Yuna write it together. He just wants there to be a book that new professional hockey players can read that will give them an idea of what to expect. Especially players moving to North America from overseas who are having to enter a whole new world not just in their career, but their whole life. And even though it's aimed at pro hockey players, it has wider appeal from hockey fans who like to dream about what it might have been like to be a pro player. It's also just super fucking funny. Like genuinely worth the read just for the humour and wit alone.
Ilya's is a memoir called something like "This Boy Pucks" or "Big Stick Energy". It turns out to be surprisingly poignant and emotional because he's super honest about what happened to his mom, growing up in an abusive home, his own struggles with his mental health, and what it's been like being one of the first two MLH players to ever marry each other. It's funny of course, but also gut-wrenchingly beautiful.
And, of course, they each dedicate the book to the other. Because the story wouldn't be the same without him.
MIKA ABDALLA as ALLIE HAYES Off Campus: Season 1 (2026)
#ilya baby get behind me
HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD
(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)
sand tiger sharks as nostalgic plushies + yummy treats! 🍮🥐🍨 join my kofi anytime in may, get this as a sticker sheet in june!
Rest in Peace, Tony.
I'll always remember your smile.
Anthony Head (1954-2026)
anyway shane has an office at the irina foundation HQ in ottawa bc he can never get any work done at home and its important to him that hes Somewhat Involved even if he doesnt get to spend much time there. ilya comes by to pick him up so they can go to dinner post-outing and gets five seconds into a joke about sexy mr hollander and his big fancy desk before he notices there’s a framed picture of him just. sitting there. on the big fancy desk. shane framed a picture of him and keeps it on his desk, in public. it’s not even that good of a picture, it’s just ilya sitting on the couch in sweats and smiling at the camera. probably one of the many pictures that shane has sent to his parents over the years, proof of life after an injury or something equally inane.
but it’s there, in a nice frame. and ilya stops mid-joke and points at it and says “this is me?” as if it could be anyone else. shane’s shrugging his jacket on and doesn’t even know what he’s talking about, not really, until he looks over to where ilya is pointing. and he looks between ilya and the desk a few times, confused, because… yes? obviously?
“you have a picture of me on your desk?” ilya asks, and he’s trying so hard to play it off like it’s nothing, something to tease him about, but. but.
shane shrugs. “well, yeah. i like that picture of you.”
“is a bad picture, hollander.”
“fuck you. it’s my desk. i can put what i want on it.”
and maybe ilya would say something like oh i’ll put you on the desk in a minute if he wasn’t suddenly feeling very raw. a few years ago he would’ve said it anyway, but he’s so stuck on the fact that shane has a picture of him on his desk. after a decade of deleting pictures and messages, being so careful not to be photographed anywhere near each other, not even being able to have pictures in their own homes— now shane has a soft, domestic, printed fucking photograph of him framed on his desk in his office. in the headquarters for the charity they share. named after his mother. named for his mother, a name that shane chose, for everything she went through.
“baby, oh my god,” shane is panicking, dashing over the few steps to ilya and wiping the tears from his cheeks with the sleeves of his jacket, “ilya, if you don’t like the picture i can change it.”
“no, no,” ilya tries to wave him off, feeling silly, feeling vulnerable, but shane doesn’t let him go. eyes so wide, so earnest and worried. “no, i like it. i like you. i like you a lot. fuck.”
and shane laughs, but it isn’t mocking or mean or anything ilya would expect from anyone else who might catch him crying. it never is, not with his shane. he just smooths his thumb over ilya’s cheekbone and presses closer to him and says, “i like you too. it’s a good job we’re married, ‘cause otherwise it’d be, like, embarrassing how much i like you.”
Arthur Pendragon BBC MERLIN (2008–2012) 1.01 "The Dragon's Call"
Of course the hockey world is scrambling after the Centaurs announce that they just signed Shane Hollander and in an interview Scott Hunter says something like "I am so happy for Hollander and Rozanov and maybe this will start some conversations about what goes on in our locker rooms and on the ice and what kind of organisation we want to be" and then he adds "but also as a player, I am really not looking forward to going up against both of them so, thanks, montreal"
and then something like this
becomes the sports equivalent of "thanks obama"