All The Pretty Stars Shine For You

Rose | Queer | All photos posted by me are mine. The header and pfp is always mine

[dobref]

[ladiablesse]

[lostthoughtsofbeth-deactivated2]

how do i uninstall anxiety

[inanimateobject-deactivated2017]

[hakuteeth]

i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league

[igglooaustralia]

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[dolichomorph]

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

[lady-kaede-deactivated20181029]

My ankles never twist.  I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away.  I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button.  I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break.  My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots.  I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have.  Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.

[toocutetopay-deactivated2016021]

this is the cutest post i have ever read…

[padmedala]

Nooo I’ve actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I’ve never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they’re illogically lucky at?

[tchaikovskyyy-deactivated201408]

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

[live-love-laurens]

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

[brandybottle-fox]

“Unalienable!” “Inalienable!”

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

[zadca]

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

[aalbons]

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!” “WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

[backwards-into-hell]

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

[jinglewubwubwubwub]

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

[kabukiaku]

ladyhistory

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

This is a thing of beauty.

[usnavis-hat-deactivated20170702]

I-I found it???? The post???? The post™

[the-meme-monarch]

imagine one for the new U.S. constitution 

“why is the red line under Pensylvania”

“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”

“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”

“Pennsylvania has two n’s”

“No???”

[godbriel-deactivated20190715]

don’t pray away gay!!

You can be pan!!

Say hi to a bi!!

Don’t steer clear of queer!!

It’s ace to be ace!!

You can be trans!!

It’s fantastic to be aromantic!!

It’s great that you’re straight!!

It’s perfectly acceptable to be demisexual!!

It’s a childish, shallow and utterly disgusting to the point of utter revulsion on the part of all decent human beings to be homophobic!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

[bitchsides]

one of my biggest fears is dying after i suck a dick…. like once i watched Law & Order SVU & this dead girl had just sucked dick and had a bunch of semen in her stomach….. if they found me dead with semen in my stomach my mom would kill herself just so she could meet me in hell and beat my ass

[hellnhonor]

ok but what about dying while someone is sucking your dick ? It REALLY happened to a fucking PRESIDENT OF FRANCE, Felix FAURE (1841 - 1899) 

this fucker here

had a fucking attack while his mistress (it wasn’t his fucking wife imagine the scandal) was giving him surely the best blowjob he ever experienced and he died when he reached orgasm

His Mistress Marguerite Stenheil was soon after given a nickname who was also a pun “pompe funèbre” which usually mean mortician I think, but can be understood here as “mortal vacuum” okay I’ll never get over this fact I’m always fucking pissing myself 

google the shit if you don’t believe me

how do I know this ? oh freaking simple I just happen to share the same fucking surname as this classy dude

yeah

[einsteinsroses-blog]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST EDUCATIONAL AND HILARIOUS POST I’VE READ

[sportvieux]

[love-personal]

[unfollovving]

IS THIS TRUE????

[vvitchofthevvilds-deactivated20]

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

[unfollovving]

 ???  ??????  ?????????????? ?????????????????????? ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

[gaymerlvl-pharmercy]

Do foreigners not have this law??? Don’t you have McDonald’s too? You have to keep your Mickey’s card with you and scan it after you order so they know you got your mandatory ration.

[jennserr]

My dad’s vegan, has been for almost a year, and is still on the run from the law. I hope he comes home soon.

[fritokal]

Oh my GOD do you people not research anything. This is not true. Look, you can go to your local Agency of Meats and get an alternate card and not have to eat at McDonalds. You can go to Sonic if you’re in the South, or In and Out in CA. If you’ve got medical and religious documentation you can even apply for a conscientious beef objector status and switch to KFC or Popeye’s. Seriously you people who can’t be bothered to do this are making it harder for everyone else.

[unfollovving]

I’m gonna cry

[glassbonespaperskin]

[nomenu]

smoking hand / cry baby / wood wood / black is my happy color / 90′s / not cute just psycho / don’t touch my phone / drake / smoking girl / more issues than vogue / 1996 / camouflage 

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